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Yo check it, there's a girl around my way |
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Don't ask for names, cause I won't say |
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She's a real pow-wow who likes to play |
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Nah, dukes, her name ain't Fay |
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This girl couldn't be 19 or more |
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Always waggin her tail and on all fours |
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Real big hips with legs so healty |
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I asked her who's her man, but she won't tell me |
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Every now and then she might spend |
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Sometime with another female's boyfriend |
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Why? I don't know, maybe for fun |
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If you got the burger, she got the buns |
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Who you do with it, is your own thing |
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One time she nominated me the Burger King |
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I think of it now, even as I rhyme |
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We all determined she's a real good time |
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But a stunt |
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Is just like a blunt |
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Burnt |
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And a hoe |
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Yo dukes, they burn you slow |
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[VERSE 2] |
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A pair of tight pants is all it takes |
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And the next thing you know, old Jimmy's awake |
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Believe that, Jimmy has to get loose |
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I recommended her to be my personal masseuse |
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She's a real fly girl if you get to know that |
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Take her to a party, watch her throw that |
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Party into gear, like she was a jeep |
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Four-wheel drivin into the sheets |
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Stunts |
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Are just like blunts |
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Burnt |
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And a hoe |
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Word dukes, they burn you slow |
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[VERSE 3] |
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The more you listen, the better it gets |
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I still haven't mentioned the girl's name yet |
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Anyway I continue, I do intend to |
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Say a little more, not to offend you |
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Baby, maybe you enjoy the diss |
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Tell me, love, do you remember this? |
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One Monday night it was me and the gees |
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On the avenue puffin the sensi |
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Hasheem and Foundation was on the phone |
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I broke out to see if you were home |
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Got to your house, went around the back |
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You had on a night gown with nothin underneath that |
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Took me in your room, hung up my coat |
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Asked me if I wanna play _Love Boat_ |
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"Yeah, how do you play it, remember?", I said |
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Then you pushed me into your waterbed |
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Raised my sail, squabbed the deck |
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Came up and put a hickey on the side of her neck |
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Worked me over and got undressed |
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Sent me home and said I needed to rest |
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I went on the ave., weak as a mouse |
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Build wasn't out there, he was at your house |
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Stayed for an hour, then he left |
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Shabazz went in, Melquan went next |
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Hour by hour, minute by minute |
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I wonder if you cleaned it before we got in it |
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A few days later I said wait a minute |
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I saw all the Gods sittin in the health clinic |
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Stunts |
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Are just like blunts |
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Burnin |
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And the hoes |
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Word em up, they burnin slow |
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Check it out: |
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[Doctor] |
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I have some good news and some bad news for you guys |
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The bad news is: you guys are all dripping |
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But the good news is: I have these penicillin shots for you] |
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[VERSE 4] |
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There you have it, see what I mean? |
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Served my justice by a big butt in jeans |
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Now I know the actual truth |
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Never again will I mess with - |
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If you can rhyme, fill in the name |
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Don't get upset, just play the game |
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Remember her bark is worse than her bite |
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I wonder who the girl is with tonight |
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Maybe a drug seller, a crackhead, drunk |
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And he's nothin but a donut ready to dunk |
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She's nothin more than a female hound |
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Doin 3 to 6 years in the dog pound |
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But stunts |
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Yo dukes, just like blunts |
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Burnin |
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And the hoes |
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Word em up, they burnin slow |
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I hope my girl ain't checkin this out, man |
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I'd be in crazy trouble |
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But yo, I'ma get with y'all brothers later, man |
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Gotta go take this dosage, man |
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Peace |
