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Okay, this guy walks into a bar |
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No, I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I'm kidding |
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No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull |
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And they're standing on top of a hill |
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And I tried to tell you before |
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That that's why I left California |
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So they're standing on top of this hill, right? |
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And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows |
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Whole fucking pasture |
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And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes, |
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'I got this really good idea.' |
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And they old bull's like, 'Yeah?' |
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And I tried to tell you before |
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That that's why I left California |
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'Yeah,' he's like, 'yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea. |
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Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows.' |
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And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him |
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He's like, 'Look, I got a better idea.' |
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And the young bull's like, 'Oh yeah, what's your fucking brilliant idea?' |
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And the old bull goes... |
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And I tried to tell you before |
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That that's why I left California |
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And the old bull goes, 'Let's walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows, dig?' |
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You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno |
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And I tried to tell you before |
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That that's why I left California |