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How many A&R men does it take to change a light bulb? |
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I'll get back to you on that |
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How many spells and dollars does it take to make the magic |
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of pulling legends from a hat |
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Well we'll take another sucker for another sell |
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Regarding them with compliments and muskatelle |
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A honeymoon in Vegas in a plush hotel |
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For that's a sad time in the morning light |
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How many bullets in the back does it take to kill a singing cowboy? |
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And how much more of this bullshit can you take |
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From the charming ever |
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When your making with the on the dotted line |
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Devil's in his heaven and your hair sublime |
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Fit them off to Sodom and the big bells chime |
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But it's only on the wah-wah wind |
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And they're serving up your future with a twist of lime |
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Baiting you in Dallas for the perfect crime |
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And you're scratching off the silver for a nail of grime |
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And pissing in the bitter wind |
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Last month's cover you passed You sell that date and your days are numbered |
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What is your shelf life? |