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He's never caught one spy I'm told |
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He's never even caught a cold |
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Got his degree from Disneyland |
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He's the last of the secret agents |
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And he's my man |
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He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth |
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He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit |
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He's farther back than also ran |
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But he's the last of the secret agents |
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And he's my man |
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He'd come in third in a two-horse race |
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I've never had to slap his face |
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(What a shame) |
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Now people try to understand |
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He's the last of the secret agents |
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And he's my man |
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He's the last of the secret agents |
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And he's my man |
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He's the last of the secret agents |
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And he's my man |
