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Ladies, we are gathered here to analyze, |
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This strange frontier I call No Man's Land. |
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It's like a space ship came in the middle of the night |
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And carried away all the single guys |
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And left us in No Man's Land. |
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If you're a long tall cool drink of water, |
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An oasis in this dry desert sand, |
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Well you won't be lonely long, |
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Cause the good ones have all gone, |
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So come on out to No Man's Land. |
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Our lingerie is collecting dust, |
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My under wire is about to rust, |
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We're stuck in No Man's Land. |
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It's gotten so bad that Billy Jean |
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Is seriously considering switching teams, |
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It's rough in No Man's Land. |
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If you're a long tall cool drink of water, |
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An oasis in this dry desert sand, |
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Well you won't be lonely long, |
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Cause the good ones have all gone, |
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You're welcome here in No Man's Land. |
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Aw, come on. |
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We're manicured we're dressed to thrill, |
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So what's with all this time to kill. |
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We've searched on line a thousand times, |
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And still, we're all headed home to watch TV, |
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Stopping on the way to buy batteries. |
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Admit it, we're in No Man's Land. |
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If you're a long tall cool drink of water, |
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An oasis in this dry desert sand, |
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Well you won't be lonely long, |
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Cause the good ones have all gone, |
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So come on down to no man's land. |
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Yeah, we're desperate here in No Man's Land. |
