歌曲 | Women Lose Weight |
歌手 | Slick Rick |
歌手 | Morcheeba |
专辑 | Get Mashed |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.00] | 作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... |
[00:00.55] | what a surprise |
[00:01.58] | open your eyes |
[00:03.01] | woman advisor |
[00:04.66] | the name of this entertainement is |
[00:05.95] | women lose weight |
[00:07.28] | our first years of mariage everything was just great |
[00:09.94] | but after two kids |
[00:11.10] | and a weight gain factor |
[00:12.49] | the fact is |
[00:13.49] | now shes completely unattractive |
[00:15.13] | look fat chicks |
[00:16.50] | i dont mean to sound rude |
[00:17.49] | i tell her nice hit the gym |
[00:18.74] | and dont eat so much food |
[00:20.07] | but no |
[00:20.99] | your shallow |
[00:21.82] | you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth |
[00:25.60] | but how if desires is not there |
[00:27.14] | thats just a lamon |
[00:27.98] | divorces, child support alamony payments |
[00:30.50] | my unhappiness i doubt discourage |
[00:32.99] | so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage |
[00:35.98] | meanwhile my secretary june well groomed |
[00:38.14] | when you gonna leave your wife |
[00:39.43] | i tell her soon mommy soon i assume |
[00:41.05] | or my destiny is blue |
[00:43.33] | intrest only |
[00:44.54] | the only thing left for me to do is to kill her |
[00:46.57] | what a surprise |
[00:47.86] | open your eyes |
[00:49.14] | woman advisor |
[00:50.73] | im gonna have to kill her |
[00:51.97] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[00:54.75] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[00:56.58] | kill her |
[00:57.38] | what a surprise |
[00:58.28] | open your eyes |
[00:59.53] | woman advisor |
[01:00.91] | im gonna have to kill her |
[01:02.19] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[01:05.05] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[01:06.67] | my place against all shanagans |
[01:08.90] | kinda rammed in |
[01:09.27] | knowin nothing about poison |
[01:10.46] | and i cant swim |
[01:11.66] | bad intentions pumpin |
[01:12.91] | might as well become a nun |
[01:14.11] | cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong |
[01:16.68] | what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this |
[01:18.93] | who could i get to help me murder this fat chick |
[01:22.29] | guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday |
[01:25.11] | the day she usually goes food shopping |
[01:27.40] | anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler |
[01:29.77] | sent her clean over the divider |
[01:32.31] | "you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill |
[01:36.34] | i thought "she has to be dead" |
[01:37.57] | later on get a call |
[01:38.86] | (from a) lieutenant morgue |
[01:40.11] | (had me) leapin like a frog |
[01:41.31] | we need you at the morgue |
[01:42.93] | so i selfishly persued |
[01:45.63] | "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her |
[01:48.45] | what a surprise |
[01:49.78] | open your eyes |
[01:51.07] | woman advisor |
[01:52.90] | cmon yall know i had to kill her |
[01:54.02] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[01:56.72] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[01:58.42] | kill her |
[01:59.13] | what a surprise |
[02:00.08] | open your eyes |
[02:01.35] | woman advisor |
[02:02.83] | i had to kill her |
[02:04.08] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[02:06.90] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[02:08.97] | so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run |
[02:11.34] | no sir we dont have no clues right now |
[02:14.25] | this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? |
[02:15.12] | pull yourself together sir |
[02:18.19] | im so broken up inside i just cant believe this |
[02:20.76] | i understand, i understand |
[02:23.63] | catch the person who did this |
[02:25.45] | were gonna try sir |
[02:26.87] | please |
[02:28.94] | screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot |
[02:31.43] | at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it |
[02:34.09] | like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring |
[02:36.96] | "i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" |
[02:39.70] | while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook |
[02:42.65] | all she does is order from restaurants |
[02:44.43] | all of the sex she wants |
[02:46.56] | i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and |
[02:49.41] | talkin to detectives that was waitin outside |
[02:51.90] | how i took a long lunch break day the wife died |
[02:54.60] | i done then turned pail |
[02:56.14] | and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail |
[02:59.33] | good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent |
[03:02.28] | moral of the story is |
[03:03.61] | desire is important |
[03:05.01] | so watch your weight |
[03:06.27] | itll keep you mate smitten its a given |
[03:07.56] | though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her |
[03:10.71] | what a surprise |
[03:11.95] | open your eyes |
[03:13.32] | woman advisor |
[03:14.79] | i didnt have to kill her |
[03:15.83] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[03:18.85] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[03:20.38] | i killed her |
[03:21.52] | what a surprise |
[03:22.34] | open your eyes |
[03:23.57] | woman advisor |
[03:25.12] | i didnt have to kill her |
[03:26.33] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[03:29.11] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[03:31.15] | well there you have it |
[03:33.02] | keep thin trim |
[03:34.89] | keep your mariage healthy |
[03:36.22] | do you know what i mean? |
[03:37.34] | small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler |
[00:00.00] | zuo ci : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... |
[00:00.55] | what a surprise |
[00:01.58] | open your eyes |
[00:03.01] | woman advisor |
[00:04.66] | the name of this entertainement is |
[00:05.95] | women lose weight |
[00:07.28] | our first years of mariage everything was just great |
[00:09.94] | but after two kids |
[00:11.10] | and a weight gain factor |
[00:12.49] | the fact is |
[00:13.49] | now shes completely unattractive |
[00:15.13] | look fat chicks |
[00:16.50] | i dont mean to sound rude |
[00:17.49] | i tell her nice hit the gym |
[00:18.74] | and dont eat so much food |
[00:20.07] | but no |
[00:20.99] | your shallow |
[00:21.82] | you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth |
[00:25.60] | but how if desires is not there |
[00:27.14] | thats just a lamon |
[00:27.98] | divorces, child support alamony payments |
[00:30.50] | my unhappiness i doubt discourage |
[00:32.99] | so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage |
[00:35.98] | meanwhile my secretary june well groomed |
[00:38.14] | when you gonna leave your wife |
[00:39.43] | i tell her soon mommy soon i assume |
[00:41.05] | or my destiny is blue |
[00:43.33] | intrest only |
[00:44.54] | the only thing left for me to do is to kill her |
[00:46.57] | what a surprise |
[00:47.86] | open your eyes |
[00:49.14] | woman advisor |
[00:50.73] | im gonna have to kill her |
[00:51.97] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[00:54.75] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[00:56.58] | kill her |
[00:57.38] | what a surprise |
[00:58.28] | open your eyes |
[00:59.53] | woman advisor |
[01:00.91] | im gonna have to kill her |
[01:02.19] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[01:05.05] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[01:06.67] | my place against all shanagans |
[01:08.90] | kinda rammed in |
[01:09.27] | knowin nothing about poison |
[01:10.46] | and i cant swim |
[01:11.66] | bad intentions pumpin |
[01:12.91] | might as well become a nun |
[01:14.11] | cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong |
[01:16.68] | what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this |
[01:18.93] | who could i get to help me murder this fat chick |
[01:22.29] | guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday |
[01:25.11] | the day she usually goes food shopping |
[01:27.40] | anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler |
[01:29.77] | sent her clean over the divider |
[01:32.31] | " you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill |
[01:36.34] | i thought " she has to be dead" |
[01:37.57] | later on get a call |
[01:38.86] | from a lieutenant morgue |
[01:40.11] | had me leapin like a frog |
[01:41.31] | we need you at the morgue |
[01:42.93] | so i selfishly persued |
[01:45.63] | " boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her |
[01:48.45] | what a surprise |
[01:49.78] | open your eyes |
[01:51.07] | woman advisor |
[01:52.90] | cmon yall know i had to kill her |
[01:54.02] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[01:56.72] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[01:58.42] | kill her |
[01:59.13] | what a surprise |
[02:00.08] | open your eyes |
[02:01.35] | woman advisor |
[02:02.83] | i had to kill her |
[02:04.08] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[02:06.90] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[02:08.97] | so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run |
[02:11.34] | no sir we dont have no clues right now |
[02:14.25] | this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? |
[02:15.12] | pull yourself together sir |
[02:18.19] | im so broken up inside i just cant believe this |
[02:20.76] | i understand, i understand |
[02:23.63] | catch the person who did this |
[02:25.45] | were gonna try sir |
[02:26.87] | please |
[02:28.94] | screamin " who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot |
[02:31.43] | at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it |
[02:34.09] | like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring |
[02:36.96] | " i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" |
[02:39.70] | while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook |
[02:42.65] | all she does is order from restaurants |
[02:44.43] | all of the sex she wants |
[02:46.56] | i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and |
[02:49.41] | talkin to detectives that was waitin outside |
[02:51.90] | how i took a long lunch break day the wife died |
[02:54.60] | i done then turned pail |
[02:56.14] | and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail |
[02:59.33] | good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent |
[03:02.28] | moral of the story is |
[03:03.61] | desire is important |
[03:05.01] | so watch your weight |
[03:06.27] | itll keep you mate smitten its a given |
[03:07.56] | though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her |
[03:10.71] | what a surprise |
[03:11.95] | open your eyes |
[03:13.32] | woman advisor |
[03:14.79] | i didnt have to kill her |
[03:15.83] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[03:18.85] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[03:20.38] | i killed her |
[03:21.52] | what a surprise |
[03:22.34] | open your eyes |
[03:23.57] | woman advisor |
[03:25.12] | i didnt have to kill her |
[03:26.33] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[03:29.11] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[03:31.15] | well there you have it |
[03:33.02] | keep thin trim |
[03:34.89] | keep your mariage healthy |
[03:36.22] | do you know what i mean? |
[03:37.34] | small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler |
[00:00.00] | zuò cí : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... |
[00:00.55] | what a surprise |
[00:01.58] | open your eyes |
[00:03.01] | woman advisor |
[00:04.66] | the name of this entertainement is |
[00:05.95] | women lose weight |
[00:07.28] | our first years of mariage everything was just great |
[00:09.94] | but after two kids |
[00:11.10] | and a weight gain factor |
[00:12.49] | the fact is |
[00:13.49] | now shes completely unattractive |
[00:15.13] | look fat chicks |
[00:16.50] | i dont mean to sound rude |
[00:17.49] | i tell her nice hit the gym |
[00:18.74] | and dont eat so much food |
[00:20.07] | but no |
[00:20.99] | your shallow |
[00:21.82] | you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth |
[00:25.60] | but how if desires is not there |
[00:27.14] | thats just a lamon |
[00:27.98] | divorces, child support alamony payments |
[00:30.50] | my unhappiness i doubt discourage |
[00:32.99] | so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage |
[00:35.98] | meanwhile my secretary june well groomed |
[00:38.14] | when you gonna leave your wife |
[00:39.43] | i tell her soon mommy soon i assume |
[00:41.05] | or my destiny is blue |
[00:43.33] | intrest only |
[00:44.54] | the only thing left for me to do is to kill her |
[00:46.57] | what a surprise |
[00:47.86] | open your eyes |
[00:49.14] | woman advisor |
[00:50.73] | im gonna have to kill her |
[00:51.97] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[00:54.75] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[00:56.58] | kill her |
[00:57.38] | what a surprise |
[00:58.28] | open your eyes |
[00:59.53] | woman advisor |
[01:00.91] | im gonna have to kill her |
[01:02.19] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[01:05.05] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[01:06.67] | my place against all shanagans |
[01:08.90] | kinda rammed in |
[01:09.27] | knowin nothing about poison |
[01:10.46] | and i cant swim |
[01:11.66] | bad intentions pumpin |
[01:12.91] | might as well become a nun |
[01:14.11] | cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong |
[01:16.68] | what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this |
[01:18.93] | who could i get to help me murder this fat chick |
[01:22.29] | guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday |
[01:25.11] | the day she usually goes food shopping |
[01:27.40] | anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler |
[01:29.77] | sent her clean over the divider |
[01:32.31] | " you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill |
[01:36.34] | i thought " she has to be dead" |
[01:37.57] | later on get a call |
[01:38.86] | from a lieutenant morgue |
[01:40.11] | had me leapin like a frog |
[01:41.31] | we need you at the morgue |
[01:42.93] | so i selfishly persued |
[01:45.63] | " boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her |
[01:48.45] | what a surprise |
[01:49.78] | open your eyes |
[01:51.07] | woman advisor |
[01:52.90] | cmon yall know i had to kill her |
[01:54.02] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[01:56.72] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[01:58.42] | kill her |
[01:59.13] | what a surprise |
[02:00.08] | open your eyes |
[02:01.35] | woman advisor |
[02:02.83] | i had to kill her |
[02:04.08] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[02:06.90] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[02:08.97] | so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run |
[02:11.34] | no sir we dont have no clues right now |
[02:14.25] | this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? |
[02:15.12] | pull yourself together sir |
[02:18.19] | im so broken up inside i just cant believe this |
[02:20.76] | i understand, i understand |
[02:23.63] | catch the person who did this |
[02:25.45] | were gonna try sir |
[02:26.87] | please |
[02:28.94] | screamin " who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot |
[02:31.43] | at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it |
[02:34.09] | like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring |
[02:36.96] | " i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" |
[02:39.70] | while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook |
[02:42.65] | all she does is order from restaurants |
[02:44.43] | all of the sex she wants |
[02:46.56] | i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and |
[02:49.41] | talkin to detectives that was waitin outside |
[02:51.90] | how i took a long lunch break day the wife died |
[02:54.60] | i done then turned pail |
[02:56.14] | and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail |
[02:59.33] | good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent |
[03:02.28] | moral of the story is |
[03:03.61] | desire is important |
[03:05.01] | so watch your weight |
[03:06.27] | itll keep you mate smitten its a given |
[03:07.56] | though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her |
[03:10.71] | what a surprise |
[03:11.95] | open your eyes |
[03:13.32] | woman advisor |
[03:14.79] | i didnt have to kill her |
[03:15.83] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[03:18.85] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[03:20.38] | i killed her |
[03:21.52] | what a surprise |
[03:22.34] | open your eyes |
[03:23.57] | woman advisor |
[03:25.12] | i didnt have to kill her |
[03:26.33] | cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
[03:29.11] | send her ass right to the morgue |
[03:31.15] | well there you have it |
[03:33.02] | keep thin trim |
[03:34.89] | keep your mariage healthy |
[03:36.22] | do you know what i mean? |
[03:37.34] | small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler |