Women Lose Weight

Women Lose Weight 歌词

歌曲 Women Lose Weight
歌手 Morcheeba
专辑 Charango
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[00:00.00] 作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ...
[00:00.55] what a surprise
[00:01.58] open your eyes
[00:03.01] woman advisor
[00:04.66] the name of this entertainement is
[00:05.95] women lose weight
[00:07.28] our first years of mariage everything was just great
[00:09.94] but after two kids
[00:11.10] and a weight gain factor
[00:12.49] the fact is
[00:13.49] now shes completely unattractive
[00:15.13] look fat chicks
[00:16.50] i dont mean to sound rude
[00:17.49] i tell her nice hit the gym
[00:18.74] and dont eat so much food
[00:20.07] but no
[00:20.99] your shallow
[00:21.82] you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
[00:25.60] but how if desires is not there
[00:27.14] thats just a lamon
[00:27.98] divorces, child support alamony payments
[00:30.50] my unhappiness i doubt discourage
[00:32.99] so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.98] meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
[00:38.14] when you gonna leave your wife
[00:39.43] i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
[00:41.05] or my destiny is blue
[00:43.33] intrest only
[00:44.54] the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:46.57] what a surprise
[00:47.86] open your eyes
[00:49.14] woman advisor
[00:50.73] im gonna have to kill her
[00:51.97] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[00:54.75] send her ass right to the morgue
[00:56.58] kill her
[00:57.38] what a surprise
[00:58.28] open your eyes
[00:59.53] woman advisor
[01:00.91] im gonna have to kill her
[01:02.19] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:05.05] send her ass right to the morgue
[01:06.67] my place against all shanagans
[01:08.90] kinda rammed in
[01:09.27] knowin nothing about poison
[01:10.46] and i cant swim
[01:11.66] bad intentions pumpin
[01:12.91] might as well become a nun
[01:14.11] cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:16.68] what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
[01:18.93] who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.29] guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
[01:25.11] the day she usually goes food shopping
[01:27.40] anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
[01:29.77] sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.31] "you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
[01:36.34] i thought "she has to be dead"
[01:37.57] later on get a call
[01:38.86] (from a) lieutenant morgue
[01:40.11] (had me) leapin like a frog
[01:41.31] we need you at the morgue
[01:42.93] so i selfishly persued
[01:45.63] "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
[01:48.45] what a surprise
[01:49.78] open your eyes
[01:51.07] woman advisor
[01:52.90] cmon yall know i had to kill her
[01:54.02] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:56.72] send her ass right to the morgue
[01:58.42] kill her
[01:59.13] what a surprise
[02:00.08] open your eyes
[02:01.35] woman advisor
[02:02.83] i had to kill her
[02:04.08] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[02:06.90] send her ass right to the morgue
[02:08.97] so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
[02:11.34] no sir we dont have no clues right now
[02:14.25] this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
[02:15.12] pull yourself together sir
[02:18.19] im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
[02:20.76] i understand, i understand
[02:23.63] catch the person who did this
[02:25.45] were gonna try sir
[02:26.87] please
[02:28.94] screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
[02:31.43] at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
[02:34.09] like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
[02:36.96] "i heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
[02:39.70] while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
[02:42.65] all she does is order from restaurants
[02:44.43] all of the sex she wants
[02:46.56] i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
[02:49.41] talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
[02:51.90] how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:54.60] i done then turned pail
[02:56.14] and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
[02:59.33] good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.28] moral of the story is
[03:03.61] desire is important
[03:05.01] so watch your weight
[03:06.27] itll keep you mate smitten its a given
[03:07.56] though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
[03:10.71] what a surprise
[03:11.95] open your eyes
[03:13.32] woman advisor
[03:14.79] i didnt have to kill her
[03:15.83] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:18.85] send her ass right to the morgue
[03:20.38] i killed her
[03:21.52] what a surprise
[03:22.34] open your eyes
[03:23.57] woman advisor
[03:25.12] i didnt have to kill her
[03:26.33] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:29.11] send her ass right to the morgue
[03:31.15] well there you have it
[03:33.02] keep thin trim
[03:34.89] keep your mariage healthy
[03:36.22] do you know what i mean?
[03:37.34] small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
[00:00.00] zuo ci : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ...
[00:00.55] what a surprise
[00:01.58] open your eyes
[00:03.01] woman advisor
[00:04.66] the name of this entertainement is
[00:05.95] women lose weight
[00:07.28] our first years of mariage everything was just great
[00:09.94] but after two kids
[00:11.10] and a weight gain factor
[00:12.49] the fact is
[00:13.49] now shes completely unattractive
[00:15.13] look fat chicks
[00:16.50] i dont mean to sound rude
[00:17.49] i tell her nice hit the gym
[00:18.74] and dont eat so much food
[00:20.07] but no
[00:20.99] your shallow
[00:21.82] you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
[00:25.60] but how if desires is not there
[00:27.14] thats just a lamon
[00:27.98] divorces, child support alamony payments
[00:30.50] my unhappiness i doubt discourage
[00:32.99] so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.98] meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
[00:38.14] when you gonna leave your wife
[00:39.43] i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
[00:41.05] or my destiny is blue
[00:43.33] intrest only
[00:44.54] the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:46.57] what a surprise
[00:47.86] open your eyes
[00:49.14] woman advisor
[00:50.73] im gonna have to kill her
[00:51.97] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[00:54.75] send her ass right to the morgue
[00:56.58] kill her
[00:57.38] what a surprise
[00:58.28] open your eyes
[00:59.53] woman advisor
[01:00.91] im gonna have to kill her
[01:02.19] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:05.05] send her ass right to the morgue
[01:06.67] my place against all shanagans
[01:08.90] kinda rammed in
[01:09.27] knowin nothing about poison
[01:10.46] and i cant swim
[01:11.66] bad intentions pumpin
[01:12.91] might as well become a nun
[01:14.11] cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:16.68] what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
[01:18.93] who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.29] guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
[01:25.11] the day she usually goes food shopping
[01:27.40] anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
[01:29.77] sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.31] " you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
[01:36.34] i thought " she has to be dead"
[01:37.57] later on get a call
[01:38.86] from a lieutenant morgue
[01:40.11] had me leapin like a frog
[01:41.31] we need you at the morgue
[01:42.93] so i selfishly persued
[01:45.63] " boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
[01:48.45] what a surprise
[01:49.78] open your eyes
[01:51.07] woman advisor
[01:52.90] cmon yall know i had to kill her
[01:54.02] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:56.72] send her ass right to the morgue
[01:58.42] kill her
[01:59.13] what a surprise
[02:00.08] open your eyes
[02:01.35] woman advisor
[02:02.83] i had to kill her
[02:04.08] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[02:06.90] send her ass right to the morgue
[02:08.97] so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
[02:11.34] no sir we dont have no clues right now
[02:14.25] this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
[02:15.12] pull yourself together sir
[02:18.19] im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
[02:20.76] i understand, i understand
[02:23.63] catch the person who did this
[02:25.45] were gonna try sir
[02:26.87] please
[02:28.94] screamin " who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
[02:31.43] at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
[02:34.09] like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
[02:36.96] " i heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
[02:39.70] while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
[02:42.65] all she does is order from restaurants
[02:44.43] all of the sex she wants
[02:46.56] i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
[02:49.41] talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
[02:51.90] how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:54.60] i done then turned pail
[02:56.14] and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
[02:59.33] good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.28] moral of the story is
[03:03.61] desire is important
[03:05.01] so watch your weight
[03:06.27] itll keep you mate smitten its a given
[03:07.56] though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
[03:10.71] what a surprise
[03:11.95] open your eyes
[03:13.32] woman advisor
[03:14.79] i didnt have to kill her
[03:15.83] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:18.85] send her ass right to the morgue
[03:20.38] i killed her
[03:21.52] what a surprise
[03:22.34] open your eyes
[03:23.57] woman advisor
[03:25.12] i didnt have to kill her
[03:26.33] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:29.11] send her ass right to the morgue
[03:31.15] well there you have it
[03:33.02] keep thin trim
[03:34.89] keep your mariage healthy
[03:36.22] do you know what i mean?
[03:37.34] small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
[00:00.00] zuò cí : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ...
[00:00.55] what a surprise
[00:01.58] open your eyes
[00:03.01] woman advisor
[00:04.66] the name of this entertainement is
[00:05.95] women lose weight
[00:07.28] our first years of mariage everything was just great
[00:09.94] but after two kids
[00:11.10] and a weight gain factor
[00:12.49] the fact is
[00:13.49] now shes completely unattractive
[00:15.13] look fat chicks
[00:16.50] i dont mean to sound rude
[00:17.49] i tell her nice hit the gym
[00:18.74] and dont eat so much food
[00:20.07] but no
[00:20.99] your shallow
[00:21.82] you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
[00:25.60] but how if desires is not there
[00:27.14] thats just a lamon
[00:27.98] divorces, child support alamony payments
[00:30.50] my unhappiness i doubt discourage
[00:32.99] so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.98] meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
[00:38.14] when you gonna leave your wife
[00:39.43] i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
[00:41.05] or my destiny is blue
[00:43.33] intrest only
[00:44.54] the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:46.57] what a surprise
[00:47.86] open your eyes
[00:49.14] woman advisor
[00:50.73] im gonna have to kill her
[00:51.97] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[00:54.75] send her ass right to the morgue
[00:56.58] kill her
[00:57.38] what a surprise
[00:58.28] open your eyes
[00:59.53] woman advisor
[01:00.91] im gonna have to kill her
[01:02.19] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:05.05] send her ass right to the morgue
[01:06.67] my place against all shanagans
[01:08.90] kinda rammed in
[01:09.27] knowin nothing about poison
[01:10.46] and i cant swim
[01:11.66] bad intentions pumpin
[01:12.91] might as well become a nun
[01:14.11] cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:16.68] what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
[01:18.93] who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.29] guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
[01:25.11] the day she usually goes food shopping
[01:27.40] anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
[01:29.77] sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.31] " you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
[01:36.34] i thought " she has to be dead"
[01:37.57] later on get a call
[01:38.86] from a lieutenant morgue
[01:40.11] had me leapin like a frog
[01:41.31] we need you at the morgue
[01:42.93] so i selfishly persued
[01:45.63] " boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
[01:48.45] what a surprise
[01:49.78] open your eyes
[01:51.07] woman advisor
[01:52.90] cmon yall know i had to kill her
[01:54.02] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:56.72] send her ass right to the morgue
[01:58.42] kill her
[01:59.13] what a surprise
[02:00.08] open your eyes
[02:01.35] woman advisor
[02:02.83] i had to kill her
[02:04.08] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[02:06.90] send her ass right to the morgue
[02:08.97] so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
[02:11.34] no sir we dont have no clues right now
[02:14.25] this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
[02:15.12] pull yourself together sir
[02:18.19] im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
[02:20.76] i understand, i understand
[02:23.63] catch the person who did this
[02:25.45] were gonna try sir
[02:26.87] please
[02:28.94] screamin " who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
[02:31.43] at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
[02:34.09] like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
[02:36.96] " i heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
[02:39.70] while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
[02:42.65] all she does is order from restaurants
[02:44.43] all of the sex she wants
[02:46.56] i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
[02:49.41] talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
[02:51.90] how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:54.60] i done then turned pail
[02:56.14] and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
[02:59.33] good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.28] moral of the story is
[03:03.61] desire is important
[03:05.01] so watch your weight
[03:06.27] itll keep you mate smitten its a given
[03:07.56] though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
[03:10.71] what a surprise
[03:11.95] open your eyes
[03:13.32] woman advisor
[03:14.79] i didnt have to kill her
[03:15.83] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:18.85] send her ass right to the morgue
[03:20.38] i killed her
[03:21.52] what a surprise
[03:22.34] open your eyes
[03:23.57] woman advisor
[03:25.12] i didnt have to kill her
[03:26.33] cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:29.11] send her ass right to the morgue
[03:31.15] well there you have it
[03:33.02] keep thin trim
[03:34.89] keep your mariage healthy
[03:36.22] do you know what i mean?
[03:37.34] small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
[00:00.55] 多惊喜
[00:01.58] 睁大你的眼睛
[00:03.01] 女性顾问
[00:04.66] 今天的娱乐节目名字叫
[00:05.95] 《女人减肥》
[00:07.28] 新婚燕尔,一切是那么美好
[00:09.94] 但自从有了两个小孩
[00:11.10] 体重渐渐上涨
[00:12.49]
[00:13.49] 她已逝去魅力
[00:15.13] 看着就像小胖鸡
[00:16.50] 我不想这么尖酸
[00:17.49] 我婉转建议她去健身房
[00:18.74] 别吃那么多
[00:20.07] 但是她说
[00:20.99] 你真肤浅
[00:21.82] 你应该无条件爱我
[00:25.60] 但如果欲望不再
[00:27.14] 只剩下悲伤(lament)
[00:27.98] 离婚、抚养费、赡养费 (alimony payments)
[00:30.50] 我对我的不幸深表怀疑
[00:32.99] 想快点逃离这场婚姻
[00:35.98] 我的漂亮秘书June问我
[00:38.14] “你什么时候跟你妻子摊牌”
[00:39.43] 我告诉她“快了快了
[00:41.05] 不然我过的太惨了”
[00:43.33] 有趣的是
[00:44.54] 现在我唯一能做的就是杀了我妻子
[00:46.57] 多惊喜
[00:47.86] 睁大你的眼睛
[00:49.14] 女性顾问
[00:50.73] 我就要去杀她了
[00:51.97] 只为了顺理成章的离婚
[00:54.75] 把她送到停尸房
[00:56.58] 做掉她
[00:57.38] 多惊喜
[00:58.28] 睁大你的眼睛
[00:59.53] 女性顾问
[01:00.91] 我就要去杀她了
[01:02.19] 只为了顺理成章的离婚
[01:05.05] 把她送到停尸房
[01:06.67] 我的计划或者说是恶作剧
[01:08.90] 还有些不成熟
[01:09.27] 对下毒一无所知
[01:10.46] 也不会游泳
[01:11.66] 坏念头多了起来
[01:12.91] 渐渐变得麻木
[01:14.11] 割开她的肺或者来一次抢劫
[01:16.68] 问题是我能把这任务派给别人吗
[01:18.93] 有谁能帮我杀掉这小胖鸡
[01:22.29] 估计周三我得做一回罗宾汉
[01:25.11] 那天她回去采购食物
[01:27.40] 无论如何,长话短说吧,我击中了她那辆克莱斯勒
[01:29.77] 把她逼到边缘
[01:32.31] “你这混蛋”她说这这句话和残骸一起滚下山
[01:36.34] 我想她应该死了
[01:37.57] 然后我接了个电话
[01:38.86] 一个陆军中尉打来的
[01:40.11] 让我像个青蛙一样高兴地蹦起来
[01:41.31] “我们需要你来停尸房一趟”
[01:42.93] 为了我自私的追求
[01:45.63] 除了杀她,我也不能做其他的了
[01:48.45] 多惊喜
[01:49.78] 睁大你的眼睛
[01:51.07] 女性顾问
[01:52.90] 拜托我也是不得不杀了她
[01:54.02] 为了顺理成章的离婚
[01:56.72] 把她送到停尸房
[01:58.42] 做掉她
[01:59.13] 多惊喜
[02:00.08] 睁大你的眼睛
[02:01.35] 女性顾问
[02:02.83] 我必须做掉她
[02:04.08] 为了顺理成章的离婚
[02:06.90] 把她送到停尸房
[02:08.97] “所以警官,你们没有凶手的任何线索?”
[02:11.34] “是的先生,现在我们还没有任何头绪”
[02:14.25] “这太糟糕了,我该怎么跟孩子讲”
[02:15.12] “您要振作一点,先生”
[02:18.19] “我已心如死灰了,太不能接受了”
[02:20.76] “我们理解的”
[02:23.63] “请你们一定要抓住凶手”
[02:25.45] “我们会的,先生”
[02:26.87] “求你们了”
[02:28.94] 我尖叫着“谁带走了我最亲爱的人”,装着浑身颤抖
[02:31.43] 葬礼上人人都奇怪的盯着我,就像知道是我做的一样
[02:34.09] 好像我就是我妻子被谋杀的原因
[02:36.96] “我听说他一直对她变胖不满呐”
[02:39.70] 我的性感金发秘书并不会做饭
[02:42.65] 她只会点外卖
[02:44.43] 她的性需求我都能满足
[02:46.56] 成堆的衣服不洗,房间乱的像猪窝
[02:49.41] 和等在屋外的侦探交谈
[02:51.90] 自从妻子死后我过的多心酸
[02:54.60] 我脸色变得苍白(darn near turn pale)
[02:56.14] 因为他们要起诉我,给我一个根本给不起的保释金
[02:59.33] 欣赏原始帐篷的人运气好
[03:02.28] 这个故事寓意就是
[03:03.61] 欲望非常重要
[03:05.01] 所以注意体重
[03:06.27] 保持对另一半的吸引力
[03:07.56] 当我回想,其实我没必要杀她
[03:10.71] 多惊喜
[03:11.95] 睁大你的眼睛
[03:13.32] 女性顾问
[03:14.79] 我没必要杀她的
[03:15.83] 为了顺理成章的离婚
[03:18.85] 把她送到停尸房
[03:20.38] 做掉了她
[03:21.52] 多惊喜
[03:22.34] 睁大你的眼睛
[03:23.57] 女性顾问
[03:25.12] 我没必要杀她
[03:26.33] 为了顺理成章的离婚
[03:29.11] 把她送到停尸房
[03:31.15] 好了,现在你该明白
[03:33.02] 保持身材
[03:34.89] 维持你的婚姻健康
[03:36.22] 你懂我想说什么吧?
[03:37.34] 这是来自Morcheeeba和Slick Rick的小小忠告
Women Lose Weight 歌词
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