[00:00.00] | 作词 : 劉, 家昌/林, 煌坤 |
[00:03.11] | 往事只能回味 |
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[00:09.95] | 这位先生很有趣 |
[00:17.32] | 你问我讨老婆的问题 |
[00:25.66] | 你说我洞房花烛夜的时候发现 |
[00:33.40] | 我的老婆不男又不女 |
[00:41.27] | 张帝我绝对不会这样的大意 |
[00:48.90] | 他是男是女我一定检查仔细 |
[00:56.92] | 如果说我讨到了不男又不女 |
[01:04.74] | 先生你有兴趣我免费的送给你 |
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[01:12.60] | 那位朋友问张帝 |
[01:20.01] | 我的妈妈跟我太太调进水里 |
[01:28.31] | 哪一个离我张帝比较接近 |
[01:36.16] | 我一定先把那个来救起 |
[01:43.86] | 总不能超过了这个我不救 |
[01:51.56] | 我跑到那远地方救另外一个去 |
[01:59.42] | 如果两个人在一起我要先救妈咪 |
[02:07.29] | 因为养育之恩我要来报答的 |
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[02:15.26] | 第三个问题是那小姐来问张帝 |
[02:22.51] | 你关心我讨老婆的问题 |
[02:30.87] | 你说我要胖的还是要讨瘦的 |
[02:38.61] | 胖老婆看起来实在是有福气 |
[02:46.31] | 瘦老婆讨回去她省穿又省米 |
[02:54.17] | 我看你小姐可能很着急 |
[03:01.88] | 我看你不胖不瘦刚刚和我的意 |
[03:09.72] | 如果我讨老婆小姐我一定讨你 |
[03:17.63] | 小姐我问你爱不爱我张帝 |
[03:25.43] | 如果你爱我我们现在结婚去 |
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[00:00.00] | zuo ci : liu, jia chang lin, huang kun |
[00:03.11] | wang shi zhi neng hui wei |
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[00:09.95] | zhe wei xian sheng hen you qu |
[00:17.32] | ni wen wo tao lao po de wen ti |
[00:25.66] | ni shuo wo dong fang hua zhu ye de shi hou fa xian |
[00:33.40] | wo de lao po bu nan you bu nv |
[00:41.27] | zhang di wo jue dui bu hui zhe yang de da yi |
[00:48.90] | ta shi nan shi nv wo yi ding jian cha zi xi |
[00:56.92] | ru guo shuo wo tao dao liao bu nan you bu nv |
[01:04.74] | xian sheng ni you xing qu wo mian fei de song gei ni |
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[01:12.60] | na wei peng you wen zhang di |
[01:20.01] | wo de ma ma gen wo tai tai diao jin shui li |
[01:28.31] | na yi ge li wo zhang di bi jiao jie jin |
[01:36.16] | wo yi ding xian ba na ge lai jiu qi |
[01:43.86] | zong bu neng chao guo le zhe ge wo bu jiu |
[01:51.56] | wo pao dao na yuan di fang jiu ling wai yi ge qu |
[01:59.42] | ru guo liang ge ren zai yi qi wo yao xian jiu ma mi |
[02:07.29] | yin wei yang yu zhi en wo yao lai bao da de |
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[02:15.26] | di san ge wen ti shi na xiao jie lai wen zhang di |
[02:22.51] | ni guan xin wo tao lao po de wen ti |
[02:30.87] | ni shuo wo yao pang de hai shi yao tao shou de |
[02:38.61] | pang lao po kan qi lai shi zai shi you fu qi |
[02:46.31] | shou lao po tao hui qu ta sheng chuan you sheng mi |
[02:54.17] | wo kan ni xiao jie ke neng hen zhao ji |
[03:01.88] | wo kan ni bu pang bu shou gang gang he wo de yi |
[03:09.72] | ru guo wo tao lao po xiao jie wo yi ding tao ni |
[03:17.63] | xiao jie wo wen ni ai bu ai wo zhang di |
[03:25.43] | ru guo ni ai wo wo men xian zai jie hun qu |
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[00:00.00] | zuò cí : liú, jiā chāng lín, huáng kūn |
[00:03.11] | wǎng shì zhǐ néng huí wèi |
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[00:09.95] | zhè wèi xiān shēng hěn yǒu qù |
[00:17.32] | nǐ wèn wǒ tǎo lǎo pó de wèn tí |
[00:25.66] | nǐ shuō wǒ dòng fáng huā zhú yè de shí hòu fā xiàn |
[00:33.40] | wǒ de lǎo pó bù nán yòu bù nǚ |
[00:41.27] | zhāng dì wǒ jué duì bú huì zhè yàng de dà yì |
[00:48.90] | tā shì nán shì nǚ wǒ yí dìng jiǎn chá zǐ xì |
[00:56.92] | rú guǒ shuō wǒ tǎo dào liǎo bù nán yòu bù nǚ |
[01:04.74] | xiān shēng nǐ yǒu xìng qù wǒ miǎn fèi de sòng gěi nǐ |
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[01:12.60] | nà wèi péng yǒu wèn zhāng dì |
[01:20.01] | wǒ de mā mā gēn wǒ tài tài diào jìn shuǐ lǐ |
[01:28.31] | nǎ yī ge lí wǒ zhāng dì bǐ jiào jiē jìn |
[01:36.16] | wǒ yí dìng xiān bǎ nà gè lái jiù qǐ |
[01:43.86] | zǒng bù néng chāo guò le zhè gè wǒ bù jiù |
[01:51.56] | wǒ pǎo dào nà yuǎn dì fāng jiù lìng wài yí gè qù |
[01:59.42] | rú guǒ liǎng gè rén zài yì qǐ wǒ yào xiān jiù mā mī |
[02:07.29] | yīn wèi yǎng yù zhī ēn wǒ yào lái bào dá de |
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[02:15.26] | dì sān ge wèn tí shì nà xiǎo jiě lái wèn zhāng dì |
[02:22.51] | nǐ guān xīn wǒ tǎo lǎo pó de wèn tí |
[02:30.87] | nǐ shuō wǒ yào pàng de hái shì yào tǎo shòu de |
[02:38.61] | pàng lǎo pó kàn qǐ lái shí zài shì yǒu fú qì |
[02:46.31] | shòu lǎo pó tǎo huí qù tā shěng chuān yòu shěng mǐ |
[02:54.17] | wǒ kàn nǐ xiǎo jiě kě néng hěn zháo jí |
[03:01.88] | wǒ kàn nǐ bù pàng bù shòu gāng gāng hé wǒ de yì |
[03:09.72] | rú guǒ wǒ tǎo lǎo pó xiǎo jiě wǒ yí dìng tǎo nǐ |
[03:17.63] | xiǎo jiě wǒ wèn nǐ ài bù ài wǒ zhāng dì |
[03:25.43] | rú guǒ nǐ ài wǒ wǒ men xiàn zài jié hūn qù |
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