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zuò cí : Moltke, Williams |
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Listen close to the story I' m about to tell |
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It will never be repeated, so listen well |
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And if you been around the way, some of you might know |
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This girl we label as the project ho |
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Project ho variations on the phrase |
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If you looked half decent and you kicked it right |
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She was bound to be yours for at least a night |
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See, I was introduced to her by my cous' |
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But that was before he told me who or what she was |
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Me not knowin about this freak |
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Pulled her off to the side and began to speak |
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She had jetblack hair, big brown eyes |
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She seemed to be smart conversationwise |
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I said, " You look so good, as a matter of fact |
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Here' s my number, I ain' t home, baby, call me back" |
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I didn' t know if she was poor or filthy rich |
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Cause my cousin didn' t tell me nothin bout the bitch |
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One thing I did know: I' m gonna get my thrill' |
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Then I cold stepped off, and said, " Baby, you chill" |
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You know that old saying ' if you' re slow you' ll blow' |
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She was fast, so they labelled her the Project Ho |
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I heard stories on the things that they said she' d do |
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But when I seen her, I said, ' Nah, it can' t be true' |
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She was fair game, so I thought I' d play |
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And never in my life will I forget this day |
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I was chillin one night, I was all alone |
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Noddin off but awaken by the ring of the phone |
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To protect the guilty party, cause they mighta been stemmed |
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We won' t say her name, so we' ll just say Kim |
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What I heard her, goosepimples ran up my skin |
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I said, " How, how you' re doin, and how have you been?" |
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She said, " I' m doin fine, I hope you' re doin the same |
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Do you know who I am?" " Yeah, I remember your name" |
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I thought deep down that I peeped the card |
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Kept sayin to myself she was on it hard |
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I tried to be nice, tried to treat her kind |
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But she had only one thing on her mind |
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It always happens, well, wouldn' t you know |
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She said, " I see you later, cause I got to go" |
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My cousin came home and said, " Are you some fool? |
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Being seen in the streets with a gardening tool" |
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I loooked up at him, cause I did not know |
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He said, " Kim, that skeezer, she' s the project ho" |
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Me myself thought homie was dissin |
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Despite all that I did not listen |
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Wouldn' t you believe it, she called me again |
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And this was the line that I kicked then |
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" I love to see you, girl, and I don' t know why |
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Don' t try to play post, cause you know you' re fly |
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So I' d like to come and see you if I may" |
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I was surprised as you when she said, " Okay" |
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Now that that part was over and done |
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" Baby, what do you do at times to have fun?" |
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" Depending on the weather and the mood that day |
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Sip Dom Perrignon at a Broadway play |
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The other things are not good to mention |
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Like comin to my crib and relieve my tension" |
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I told her I was in love from the day we met |
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After talkin for hours Kim said, " Bet" |
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I had to let her go just to clear my line |
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" So I see you on Friday, let' s say about 9" |
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From the things she said, why didn' t I know |
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The girl on my line was the project ho |
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I took her out fine' s how it went |
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But I better got somethin for the dough I spent |
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Turned on the radio and heard a world premiere |
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Turned to her and said, " Where we go from here?" |
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The best part of it all, that thing that made it so treach |
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The clothes we wore were the same as the stretch |
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I recognized the look that was on her face |
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And I yelled to the driver, " Homeboy, my place" |
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We made it there in at least a half |
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" I got a choice of wines and a jaccuzzi bath" |
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You' ll scream when I tell you what homegirl said |
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" Show me to the room with the kingsized bed" |
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I was rested real well, so I felt strong |
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I knocked those boots that whole night long |
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Right after she left, I started to itch |
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Then I thought of what happened, then I said, " That bitch!" |
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I went to see the doctor later on that day |
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Cause when somethin is wrong, Jack, I don' t play |
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The doctor came over, this is what he said: |
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" You can' t cure it with soup or layin up in your bed |
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You' re lucky that you came to see me early, my man |
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Cause I guess that you know that you got it, Shan" |
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I said, " Well, my man, that only goes to show: |
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Believe em when they tell you she' s the project ho" |