神经夫妻歌词

歌曲	神经夫妻
歌手	张帝
专辑	国语谐趣金曲-榴梿歌
下载	Image LRC TXT

[00:07.58]	合:唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[00:13.27]	女:十人男人九个坏东西
[00:16.17]	你就是九个之一
[00:18.97]	把老婆和孩子搁家里
[00:21.64]	到外面找刺激
[00:24.59]	只怪我嫁错了你
[00:27.72]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[00:30.57]	在外面鬼混花天酒地
[00:33.38]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[00:36.32]	把家里老婆当老母鸡
[00:39.24]	男:十个女人九个会妒嫉
[00:42.14]	你就是九个之一
[00:44.85]	把自己丈夫当做奴隶
[00:47.56]	在家成往成的
[00:50.51]	只怪我讨错了你
[00:53.73]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[00:56.49]	你不是骂狗就是骂鸡
[00:59.45]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[01:02.38]	你的神经一定有问题
[01:05.29]	女白:什么你说我的神经有问题
[01:07.97]	你的神经才有问题呢
[01:10.23]	男白:你你本来就有问题
[01:11.54]	你要不然你怎么每天骂我
[01:13.57]	不是狗就是鸡呀
[01:14.80]	女白:你一天到晚在外面花天酒地
[01:17.88]	我跟你说你昨天晚上到那里去了
[01:19.82]	男白:没没没到那去呀
[01:22.36]	哎哎哎你怎么打人那
[01:24.35]	女白:打你又怎么样
[01:25.33]	男白:君子动口不动手
[01:26.86]	女白:你有问题你才有问题
[01:29.01]	男白:你不问题
[01:31.52]	女:你这个混丈的东西
[01:34.37]	你神经才有问题
[01:37.13]	连老婆孩子都养不起
[01:39.87]	敢怨天又怨地
[01:42.86]	只怪我爱错了你
[01:45.91]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[01:48.85]	你这种男人无要可以
[01:51.89]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[01:54.82]	不要以为自己了不起
[01:57.65]	男:只怪祖宗他没有福气
[02:00.52]	偏偏就爱上了你
[02:03.21]	一见到你我马上生气
[02:06.02]	叫我怎呆下去
[02:08.93]	只怪我看错了你
[02:12.02]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[02:14.92]	这种家庭有什么乐趣
[02:17.83]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[02:20.79]	说什么爱我都是狗臭屁
[02:23.81]	旁:唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[02:26.74]	他们这种家庭实在很有趣
[02:29.73]	唔哇唔哇唔哇哇哇
[02:32.77]	他们俩个神经统统有问题

[00:07.58]	he: wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[00:13.27]	nv: shi ren nan ren jiu ge huai dong xi
[00:16.17]	ni jiu shi jiu ge zhi yi
[00:18.97]	ba lao po he hai zi ge jia li
[00:21.64]	dao wai mian zhao ci ji
[00:24.59]	zhi guai wo jia cuo le ni
[00:27.72]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[00:30.57]	zai wai mian gui hun hua tian jiu di
[00:33.38]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[00:36.32]	ba jia li lao po dang lao mu ji
[00:39.24]	nan: shi ge nv ren jiu ge hui du ji
[00:42.14]	ni jiu shi jiu ge zhi yi
[00:44.85]	ba zi ji zhang fu dang zuo nu li
[00:47.56]	zai jia cheng wang cheng de
[00:50.51]	zhi guai wo tao cuo le ni
[00:53.73]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[00:56.49]	ni bu shi ma gou jiu shi ma ji
[00:59.45]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[01:02.38]	ni de shen jing yi ding you wen ti
[01:05.29]	nv bai: shen me ni shuo wo de shen jing you wen ti
[01:07.97]	ni de shen jing cai you wen ti ne
[01:10.23]	nan bai: ni ni ben lai jiu you wen ti
[01:11.54]	ni yao bu ran ni zen me mei tian ma wo
[01:13.57]	bu shi gou jiu shi ji ya
[01:14.80]	nv bai: ni yi tian dao wan zai wai mian hua tian jiu di
[01:17.88]	wo gen ni shuo ni zuo tian wan shang dao na li qu le
[01:19.82]	nan bai: mei mei mei dao na qu ya
[01:22.36]	ai ai ai ni zen me da ren na
[01:24.35]	nv bai: da ni you zen me yang
[01:25.33]	nan bai: jun zi dong kou bu dong shou
[01:26.86]	nv bai: ni you wen ti ni cai you wen ti
[01:29.01]	nan bai: ni bu wen ti
[01:31.52]	nv: ni zhe ge hun zhang de dong xi
[01:34.37]	ni shen jing cai you wen ti
[01:37.13]	lian lao po hai zi dou yang bu qi
[01:39.87]	gan yuan tian you yuan di
[01:42.86]	zhi guai wo ai cuo le ni
[01:45.91]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[01:48.85]	ni zhe zhong nan ren wu yao ke yi
[01:51.89]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[01:54.82]	bu yao yi wei zi ji liao bu qi
[01:57.65]	nan: zhi guai zu zong ta mei you fu qi
[02:00.52]	pian pian jiu ai shang le ni
[02:03.21]	yi jian dao ni wo ma shang sheng qi
[02:06.02]	jiao wo zen dai xia qu
[02:08.93]	zhi guai wo kan cuo le ni
[02:12.02]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[02:14.92]	zhe zhong jia ting you shen me le qu
[02:17.83]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[02:20.79]	shuo shi mo ai wo dou shi gou chou pi
[02:23.81]	pang: wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[02:26.74]	ta men zhe zhong jia ting shi zai hen you qu
[02:29.73]	wu wa wu wa wu wa wa wa
[02:32.77]	ta men lia ge shen jing tong tong you wen ti

[00:07.58]	hé: wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[00:13.27]	nǚ: shí rén nán rén jiǔ gè huài dōng xī
[00:16.17]	nǐ jiù shì jiǔ gè zhī yī
[00:18.97]	bǎ lǎo pó hé hái zi gē jiā lǐ
[00:21.64]	dào wài miàn zhǎo cì jī
[00:24.59]	zhǐ guài wǒ jià cuò le nǐ
[00:27.72]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[00:30.57]	zài wài miàn guǐ hùn huā tiān jiǔ dì
[00:33.38]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[00:36.32]	bǎ jiā lǐ lǎo pó dāng lǎo mǔ jī
[00:39.24]	nán: shí gè nǚ rén jiǔ gè huì dù jí
[00:42.14]	nǐ jiù shì jiǔ gè zhī yī
[00:44.85]	bǎ zì jǐ zhàng fū dàng zuò nú lì
[00:47.56]	zài jiā chéng wǎng chéng de
[00:50.51]	zhǐ guài wǒ tǎo cuò le nǐ
[00:53.73]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[00:56.49]	nǐ bú shì mà gǒu jiù shì mà jī
[00:59.45]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[01:02.38]	nǐ de shén jīng yí dìng yǒu wèn tí
[01:05.29]	nǚ bái: shén me nǐ shuō wǒ de shén jīng yǒu wèn tí
[01:07.97]	nǐ de shén jīng cái yǒu wèn tí ne
[01:10.23]	nán bái: nǐ nǐ běn lái jiù yǒu wèn tí
[01:11.54]	nǐ yào bù rán nǐ zěn me měi tiān mà wǒ
[01:13.57]	bú shì gǒu jiù shì jī ya
[01:14.80]	nǚ bái: nǐ yì tiān dào wǎn zài wài miàn huā tiān jiǔ dì
[01:17.88]	wǒ gēn nǐ shuō nǐ zuó tiān wǎn shàng dào nà lǐ qù le
[01:19.82]	nán bái: méi méi méi dào nà qù ya
[01:22.36]	āi āi āi nǐ zěn me dǎ rén nà
[01:24.35]	nǚ bái: dǎ nǐ yòu zěn me yàng
[01:25.33]	nán bái: jūn zǐ dòng kǒu bù dòng shǒu
[01:26.86]	nǚ bái: nǐ yǒu wèn tí nǐ cái yǒu wèn tí
[01:29.01]	nán bái: nǐ bù wèn tí
[01:31.52]	nǚ: nǐ zhè gè hùn zhàng de dōng xī
[01:34.37]	nǐ shén jīng cái yǒu wèn tí
[01:37.13]	lián lǎo pó hái zǐ dōu yǎng bù qǐ
[01:39.87]	gǎn yuàn tiān yòu yuàn dì
[01:42.86]	zhǐ guài wǒ ài cuò le nǐ
[01:45.91]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[01:48.85]	nǐ zhè zhǒng nán rén wú yào kě yǐ
[01:51.89]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[01:54.82]	bú yào yǐ wéi zì jǐ liǎo bù qǐ
[01:57.65]	nán: zhǐ guài zǔ zōng tā méi yǒu fú qì
[02:00.52]	piān piān jiù ài shàng le nǐ
[02:03.21]	yī jiàn dào nǐ wǒ mǎ shàng shēng qì
[02:06.02]	jiào wǒ zěn dāi xià qù
[02:08.93]	zhǐ guài wǒ kàn cuò le nǐ
[02:12.02]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[02:14.92]	zhè zhǒng jiā tíng yǒu shén me lè qù
[02:17.83]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[02:20.79]	shuō shí mǒ ài wǒ dōu shì gǒu chòu pì
[02:23.81]	páng: wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[02:26.74]	tā men zhè zhǒng jiā tíng shí zài hěn yǒu qù
[02:29.73]	wú wa wú wa wú wā wā wa
[02:32.77]	tā men liǎ gè shén jīng tǒng tǒng yǒu wèn tí

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