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Opening night |
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Opening night |
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It's opening night |
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It's Max Bialystock's latest show |
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Will it flop or will it go? |
| [00:15.00] |
The cast is taking its final bow |
| [00:18.30] |
Here comes the audience now |
| [00:21.30] |
The doors are open, they're on their way |
| [00:24.10] |
Let's hear what they have to say |
| [00:30.35] |
He's done it again |
| [00:32.10] |
He's done it again |
| [00:33.60] |
Max Bialystock has done it again |
| [00:37.00] |
We can't believe it |
| [00:40.05] |
You can't conceive it |
| [00:43.00] |
How'd he achieve it? |
| [00:45.75] |
It's the worst show in town |
| [00:49.40] |
We sat there sighing |
| [00:52.40] |
Groaning and crying |
| [00:55.50] |
There's no denying |
| [00:58.10] |
It's the worst show in town |
| [01:01.45] |
Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss |
| [01:04.46] |
We've seen shit, but never like this |
| [01:09.80] |
Max Bialystock has done it again |
| [01:12.90] |
The songs were rotten |
| [01:14.50] |
The book was stinkin' |
| [01:16.00] |
What he did to Shakespeare |
| [01:17.80] |
Booth did to Lincoln |
| [01:20.30] |
We couldn't leave faster |
| [01:27.00] |
What a disaster |
| [01:30.10] |
We are still in shock |
| [01:33.00] |
Who produced this schlock? |
| [01:35.80] |
That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock |
| [01:41.50] |
What a bum! |
