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MAX: |
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Did you get a chance yet to read Springtime for Hitler? |
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ROGER: |
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Read it? I devoured it! |
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And I find it remarkable, REMARKABLE! |
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MAX: |
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Then you'll do it? |
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ROGER: |
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Do it? Of course not. |
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It's not my kind of thing. |
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I mean, Max please. World War II? |
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Oooo. Too dark, too depressing. |
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The theatre's so obsessed |
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With dramas so depressed |
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It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway |
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Shows should be more pretty |
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Shows should be more witty |
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Shows should be more... |
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What's the word? |
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LEO: |
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Gay? |
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ROGER: |
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Exactly! |
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No matter what you do on the stage |
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Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay! |
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Whether it's murder, mayhem or rage |
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Don't complain, it's a pain |
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Keep it gay! |
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CARMEN: |
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People want laughter when they see a show |
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The last thing they're after's a litany of woe |
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ROGER & CARMEN: |
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A happy ending will pep up your play... |
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ROGER: |
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Oedipus won't bomb... |
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CARMEN: |
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If he winds up with Mom! |
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ROGER: |
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Keep it gay! |
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CARMEN: |
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Keep it gay... |
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ROGER & CARMEN: |
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Keep it gay! |
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MAX: |
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Couldn't agree more. |
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And you have our blessings, Roger, |
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To make Springtime for Hitler |
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Just as gay as anyone could possibly want. |
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So, c'mon, do it for us, please. |
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ROGER: |
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I'm sorry, Max, but it's simply not my cup of tea. |
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Still, fair is fair, |
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Perhaps I should ask my production team what they think. |
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MAX: |
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You're production team. Who are they? |
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Roger: |
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You'll see. They all live here. |
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Guys! Come say hello to Bialystock and Bloom! |
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This is my set designer, Bryan. |
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BRYAN: |
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Keep it mad, keep it glad, keep it gay! |
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ROGER: |
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And here's my costume designer, Kevin. |
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KEVIN: |
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Hello... |
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Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay! |
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BRYAN & KEVIN: |
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We're clever, creative |
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It's our job to see |
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That ev'rything's perfect for Mr. De Bris! |
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ROGER: |
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Scott, my choreographer... |
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SCOTT: |
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Hi there... |
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ROGER: |
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And, ah, finally, last and least, my lighting designer, |
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Shirley Markowitz. |
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SHIRLEY: |
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Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay |
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ROGER: |
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Now, they all just read Springtime. |
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What do you think of it fellas? |
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BRYAN: |
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It needs glamour... |
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KEVIN: |
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And blitz... |
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SCOTT: |
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It needs sequence... |
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SHIRLEY: |
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And Tits. |
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MAX: |
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Roger, I think that Springtime for Hitler |
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Would be a marvelous opportunity for you. |
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I mean, up to now, |
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You've always been associated with... |
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Dare I say it, |
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Frivolous musicals. |
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ROGER: |
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You're right. |
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I've often felt as though... |
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I've been throwing my life away on silly little entertainments. |
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Deopy showgirls in gooey gowns. |
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It's enough to make you heave. |
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Nonetheless, I'm sorry, Max. |
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I just couldn't do Springtime for Hitler. |
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MAX: |
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Why not? Think of the respect. |
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ROGER: |
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No. |
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MAX: |
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Think of the prestige. |
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ROGER: |
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No, no, no. |
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MAX: |
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Think of ... the Tony! |
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CARMEN & THE TEAM: |
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Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony! |
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ROGER: |
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Ngaaaaaahhhhh! |
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MAX: |
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What's the matter? |
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LEO: |
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Is he all right? |
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CARMEN: |
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He's having a stroke... |
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MAX & LEO: |
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What? |
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CARMEN: |
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...of genius! |
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ROGER: |
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I see it! At last. |
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The chance to do something important! |
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CARMEN: |
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Roger de Bris presents History! |
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ROGER: |
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Of course that whole second act has to be rewritten. |
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They're losing the war? Excuse me. |
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It's too downbeat. |
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CARMEN: |
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Roger de Bris presents History! |
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ROGER: |
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But maybe... |
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Uh...it's a wile idea, but it just might work... |
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I see a line of beautiful girls |
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Dressed as storm troopers, each one a gem |
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With leather boots and whips on their hips |
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It's risque, dare I say, S & M! |
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CARMEN & THE TEAM: |
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Love it! |
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ROGER: |
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I see German soldiers dancing through France |
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Played by chorus boys in very tight pants |
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And wait, there's more - they win the war! |
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And the dances they do will be daring and new |
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Turn-turn-kick-turn, turn-turn-kick-turn |
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One-two-three-kick-turn! |
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Keep it sassy, keep it classy, keep it... |
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MAX: |
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That is brilliant. Brilliant! |
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I speak for Mr.Bloom and myself, Roger, |
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When I say that you are the only man in the world |
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Who can do justice to Springtime for Hitler. |
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Will you do it, please? |
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LEO: |
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Please. |
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ROGER: |
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Wait a minute. This is a very big decision. |
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It might affect the course of my entire life. |
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I shall have to think about it... |
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I'll do it. I'll do it! |
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Sabu, champagne! |
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ROGER, CARMEN & THE TEAM: |
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If at the end you want them to cheer |
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Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay |
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Whether it's Hamlet, Othello or Lear |
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Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay |
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CARMEN: |
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Comedy's joyous, a constant delight |
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Dramas annoy us... |
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ROGER & CARMEN: |
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...and ruin our night. |
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ROGER, CARMEN & THE TEAM: |
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So keep your Strindbergs and Ibsens at bay... |
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ROGER: |
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I'll sign... |
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KEVIN: |
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Sign... |
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BRYAN: |
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Sign... |
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SCOTT: |
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Sign... |
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CARMEN: |
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Sign... |
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SHIRLEY: |
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Sign... |
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MAX & LEO: |
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Sign... |
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ROGER: |
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Roger Elizabeth De Bris! |
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ALL: |
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Keep it gay!! |
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Conga! |
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Everybody! |
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la |
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la |
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And so the rule is |
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When mounting a play |
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Keep it gay |
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Keep it gay |
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Keep it gay! |