〈你娘倒来〉 | |
YOUR MOTHER COME AGAIN | |
讲甲此咧时代 电视节目 实在愈来愈歹 | |
说到这个 | |
烂 | |
戏沙咧乌白搬 话拉勒乌白炸 | |
歌喝咧乌白弹 人哈麦归大滩 | |
烂 拿着黑 | |
演 疯 着黑 | |
讲 鸟 着黑 | |
死 搞得一大堆 | |
只有英暗的节目真正〈属于大家〉卡紧来看 若无着对不起〈社会国家〉 | |
今晚 | |
敢快 要不就 | |
因为所有的记者 陇会报出我的大名 恭喜我当选 呵佬我是〈天生嬴家〉 | |
都 | |
称赞 | |
1 MORE , 2 MORE , 3 MORE , 4 MORE | |
{红包本一票 黄包美四票} | |
多谢×4 , 阿里阿多×4 , 鲁力×4 , 姗Q×4 | |
(哼耶)奈会归点钟久即【开一票】(哼耶)见开陇金牛【 | |
乌道】 | |
怎 一个钟头才 | |
美 都 | |
与黑 | |
(哼耶)无着是〈阿猫〉【 〈阿 狗〉】(哼耶)我的选票是拢【走去佗】 | |
要不就 | |
和 | |
都 跑 哪 | |
一定是牛头马面【〈有挂钩〉】无着记者的报导【〈有选择〉】 | |
要不就 | |
害我有〈遥控〉捏甲【无 CHANNEL】竟然三四十台拢【差不多】 | |
按到 | |
都 | |
哪有可能我只有此几票 哪有可能是此款的结束 | |
这 | |
这种 | |
到底啥人是〈幕后的黑手〉实在有够恶心欠人 | |
谁 | |
揍 | |
看到记者嘴角全全波 我的面色亲像豆油膏 | |
泡沫 | |
酱 | |
看裀归暗伫咧〈报喜不报忧〉我的心情亲像〈落水狗〉 | |
他们整晚都在 | |
好 | |
〈让我们就到这里好不好〉〈关于选情 实在没有那么好笑〉 | |
〈请你不要继续报导好不好〉〈反正明天看报纸你就会全部知道〉 | |
〈你母卡好〉 | |
兹是咧开啥碗膏 | |
这 在 | |
实在想无 其实该做的我拢嘛有做 | |
没 | |
都 | |
柱仔脚有绑 圆仔汤有搓 嘛有印 DM 嘛有买广告 | |
桩 | |
也 | |
也 | |
嘛有送礼品 嘛有办过桌 嘛有斩鸡头 嘛有开支票 | |
也 | |
也 | |
也 | |
也 | |
敢是记者 我咧滚玩笑 仰是开票的〈作业〉有差错 | |
难道 跟 | |
在开 或 | |
我欲封票箱 我欲验选票 我欲〈发动选民上街头〉 | |
要 | |
要 | |
要 | |
1 MORE , 2 MORE , 3 MORE , 4 MORE | |
{便所康一票 狗峰两票 建人宣??三票 慕郁乳四票}.......武雄 | |
多谢×4 , 免笑×4 , 不谢×4 , 叫汝麦笑汝阁笑 | |
此箍毋晟囝 一定【〈最高票〉】听讲一票买三千〈花了【十二兆】〉 | |
这个臭小子 | |
说 | |
此箍粪臊人 嘛是【一定着】干若伊的细汉仔 着有【〈八万票〉】 | |
这个垃圾 也 | |
中 只有他 小啰啰 就 | |
此箍昧见笑 即是【有够娆】全省第四台 拢伊的【〈鸟频道〉】 | |
这个不要脸 才 | |
翘 | |
都她 | |
此箍臭屁仙 实在【欠人樵】逐摆政见发表 拢请歌星【去〈卖笑〉】 | |
这个 王 | |
扁 每次 | |
都 | |
此箍 查某 更加【挡昧裯】只有一步哭 着一堆【〈同情票〉】 | |
这个疯女人 | |
不住 | |
招 就 | |
输予此阵人 嘛是【无见笑】至少〈术业有专攻〉竞选【有绝招】 | |
给这群 | |
也不会没面子 | |
若是上盖挡昧裯 着是彼箍【组仔头】除了搏歹筊 甘哪会晓【乌白谯】 | |
最 | |
企不过 就 那个 | |
赌烂博 就只是会 黑 骂 | |
敢会伊去选着 我连车尾嘟【无通吊】讲啥么天理昭昭 我咧鸡腿【比粉鸟】 | |
会不他 | |
都 没得 | |
在 | |
〈让他们现在就放鞭炮好不好〉〈对于结果我真的一点也不想知道〉 | |
〈请你不要猫哭耗子好不好〉〈我知道这个社会早已无可救药〉 | |
你可以戏弄我(三八啊 我汰有给汝戏弄) | |
怎 将你 | |
也可以欺骗我(哼 阁愈讲愈有影咧 哼) | |
还 | |
像真的 | |
可是不要不爱我(昧啦 昧啦 放心啦) | |
不会 | |
这样我会很难过(去撞壁好啦) | |
〈你爸阿知〉 | |
兹是啥么世界 好人歹做 歹人愈来愈嚣掰 | |
这 | |
难 坏 | |
嚣张 | |
好人若当选 许着奇哉怪哉 歹人若落选 可能爱冤家相邰 | |
那就 | |
坏 | |
就杀人放火 | |
我会出来选 是为着欲〈造福人类〉既然恁无欲选我 恁只好〈自认倒楣〉 | |
要 | |
你们不 你们 | |
我是无关系 阁省咧〈谢票〉迺街 相信有一工 恁拢汇死甲瞎虾挟 | |
没 | |
还 着 | |
游 | |
天 都会 得很难看 | |
时到咱的政治 大概着是安尼生 有人〈恭维〉有人〈 谄媚〉 | |
到时我们 | |
就 如此了 | |
有人相打 有人相骂 有人相嚷 有人相争 | |
打架 | |
吵架 吆喝 | |
争权 | |
有人贪污 有人乌西 有人哭母 有人哭爸 | |
贿赂 呼天 | |
呛地 | |
无人替恁〈关说〉无人替恁讲话 到时若后悔哦 嘿嘿 歹势麦相揣 | |
没 你们 | |
没 你们 | |
抱歉勿找我 | |
我知道 因为我绑的椿脚太少 而且又比不上别人厚厚的红包 | |
我知道 因为我守法精神太好 却又不懂旁门左道 | |
我知道 因为一切就像龟兔赛跑 如果我放弃〈懒觉〉我一定着 | |
我活该 我做不到........(哭么) |
ni niang dao lai | |
YOUR MOTHER COME AGAIN | |
jiang jia ci lie shi dai dian shi jie mu shi zai yu lai yu dai | |
shuo dao zhe ge | |
lan | |
xi sha lie wu bai ban hua la lei wu bai zha | |
ge he lie wu bai dan ren ha mai gui da tan | |
lan na zhe hei | |
yan feng zhe hei | |
jiang niao zhe hei | |
si gao de yi da dui | |
zhi you ying an de jie mu zhen zheng shu yu da jia ka jin lai kan ruo wu zhuo dui bu qi she hui guo jia | |
jin wan | |
gan kuai yao bu jiu | |
yin wei suo you de ji zhe long hui bao chu wo de da ming gong xi wo dang xuan a lao wo shi tian sheng ying jia | |
dou | |
cheng zan | |
1 MORE , 2 MORE , 3 MORE , 4 MORE | |
hong bao ben yi piao huang bao mei si piao | |
duo xie 4 , a li a duo 4 , lu li 4 , shan Q 4 | |
heng ye nai hui gui dian zhong jiu ji kai yi piao heng ye jian kai long jin niu | |
wu dao | |
zen yi ge zhong tou cai | |
mei dou | |
yu hei | |
heng ye wu zhuo shi a mao a gou heng ye wo de xuan piao shi long zou qu tuo | |
yao bu jiu | |
he | |
dou pao na | |
yi ding shi niu tou ma mian you gua gou wu zhuo ji zhe de bao dao you xuan ze | |
yao bu jiu | |
hai wo you yao kong nie jia wu CHANNEL jing ran san si shi tai long cha bu duo | |
an dao | |
dou | |
na you ke neng wo zhi you ci ji piao na you ke neng shi ci kuan de jie shu | |
zhe | |
zhe zhong | |
dao di sha ren shi mu hou de hei shou shi zai you gou e xin qian ren | |
shui | |
zou | |
kan dao ji zhe zui jiao quan quan bo wo de mian se qin xiang dou you gao | |
pao mo | |
jiang | |
kan yin gui an zhu lie bao xi bu bao you wo de xin qing qin xiang luo shui gou | |
ta men zheng wan dou zai | |
hao | |
rang wo men jiu dao zhe li hao bu hao guan yu xuan qing shi zai mei you na me hao xiao | |
qing ni bu yao ji xu bao dao hao bu hao fan zheng ming tian kan bao zhi ni jiu hui quan bu zhi dao | |
ni mu ka hao | |
zi shi lie kai sha wan gao | |
zhe zai | |
shi zai xiang wu qi shi gai zuo de wo long ma you zuo | |
mei | |
dou | |
zhu zi jiao you bang yuan zi tang you cuo ma you yin DM ma you mai guang gao | |
zhuang | |
ye | |
ye | |
ma you song li pin ma you ban guo zhuo ma you zhan ji tou ma you kai zhi piao | |
ye | |
ye | |
ye | |
ye | |
gan shi ji zhe wo lie gun wan xiao yang shi kai piao de zuo ye you cha cuo | |
nan dao gen | |
zai kai huo | |
wo yu feng piao xiang wo yu yan xuan piao wo yu fa dong xuan min shang jie tou | |
yao | |
yao | |
yao | |
1 MORE , 2 MORE , 3 MORE , 4 MORE | |
bian suo kang yi piao gou feng liang piao jian ren xuan?? san piao mu yu ru si piao....... wu xiong | |
duo xie 4 , mian xiao 4 , bu xie 4 , jiao ru mai xiao ru ge xiao | |
ci gu wu cheng jian yi ding zui gao piao ting jiang yi piao mai san qian hua le shi er zhao | |
zhe ge chou xiao zi | |
shuo | |
ci gu fen sao ren ma shi yi ding zhe gan ruo yi de xi han zi zhe you ba wan piao | |
zhe ge la ji ye | |
zhong zhi you ta xiao luo luo jiu | |
ci gu mei jian xiao ji shi you gou rao quan sheng di si tai long yi de niao pin dao | |
zhe ge bu yao lian cai | |
qiao | |
dou ta | |
ci gu chou pi xian shi zai qian ren qiao zhu bai zheng jian fa biao long qing ge xing qu mai xiao | |
zhe ge wang | |
bian mei ci | |
dou | |
ci gu cha mou geng jia dang mei chou zhi you yi bu ku zhe yi dui tong qing piao | |
zhe ge feng nv ren | |
bu zhu | |
zhao jiu | |
shu yu ci zhen ren ma shi wu jian xiao zhi shao shu ye you zhuan gong jing xuan you jue zhao | |
gei zhe qun | |
ye bu hui mei mian zi | |
ruo shi shang gai dang mei chou zhe shi bi gu zu zi tou chu le bo dai xiao gan na hui xiao wu bai qiao | |
zui | |
qi bu guo jiu na ge | |
du lan bo jiu zhi shi hui hei ma | |
gan hui yi qu xuan zhe wo lian che wei du wu tong diao jiang sha me tian li zhao zhao wo lie ji tui bi fen niao | |
hui bu ta | |
dou mei de | |
zai | |
rang ta men xian zai jiu fang bian pao hao bu hao dui yu jie guo wo zhen de yi dian ye bu xiang zhi dao | |
qing ni bu yao mao ku hao zi hao bu hao wo zhi dao zhe ge she hui zao yi wu ke jiu yao | |
ni ke yi xi nong wo san ba a wo tai you gei ru xi nong | |
zen jiang ni | |
ye ke yi qi pian wo heng ge yu jiang yu you ying lie heng | |
hai | |
xiang zhen de | |
ke shi bu yao bu ai wo mei la mei la fang xin la | |
bu hui | |
zhe yang wo hui hen nan guo qu zhuang bi hao la | |
ni ba a zhi | |
zi shi sha me shi jie hao ren dai zuo dai ren yu lai yu xiao bai | |
zhe | |
nan huai | |
xiao zhang | |
hao ren ruo dang xuan xu zhe qi zai guai zai dai ren ruo luo xuan ke neng ai yuan jia xiang tai | |
na jiu | |
huai | |
jiu sha ren fang huo | |
wo hui chu lai xuan shi wei zhe yu zao fu ren lei ji ran nen wu yu xuan wo nen zhi hao zi ren dao mei | |
yao | |
ni men bu ni men | |
wo shi wu guan xi ge sheng lie xie piao nai jie xiang xin you yi gong nen long hui si jia xia xia xie | |
mei | |
hai zhe | |
you | |
tian dou hui de hen nan kan | |
shi dao zan de zheng zhi da gai zhe shi an ni sheng you ren gong wei you ren chan mei | |
dao shi wo men | |
jiu ru ci le | |
you ren xiang da you ren xiang ma you ren xiang rang you ren xiang zheng | |
da jia | |
chao jia yao he | |
zheng quan | |
you ren tan wu you ren wu xi you ren ku mu you ren ku ba | |
hui lu hu tian | |
qiang di | |
wu ren ti nen guan shuo wu ren ti nen jiang hua dao shi ruo hou hui o hei hei dai shi mai xiang chuai | |
mei ni men | |
mei ni men | |
bao qian wu zhao wo | |
wo zhi dao yin wei wo bang de chun jiao tai shao er qie you bi bu shang bie ren hou hou de hong bao | |
wo zhi dao yin wei wo shou fa jing shen tai hao que you bu dong pang men zuo dao | |
wo zhi dao yin wei yi qie jiu xiang gui tu sai pao ru guo wo fang qi lan jue wo yi ding zhe | |
wo huo gai wo zuo bu dao........ ku me |
nǐ niáng dào lái | |
YOUR MOTHER COME AGAIN | |
jiǎng jiǎ cǐ liě shí dài diàn shì jié mù shí zài yù lái yù dǎi | |
shuō dào zhè gè | |
làn | |
xì shā liě wū bái bān huà lā lēi wū bái zhà | |
gē hē liě wū bái dàn rén hā mài guī dà tān | |
làn ná zhe hēi | |
yǎn fēng zhe hēi | |
jiǎng niǎo zhe hēi | |
sǐ gǎo dé yī dà duī | |
zhǐ yǒu yīng àn de jié mù zhēn zhèng shǔ yú dà jiā kǎ jǐn lái kàn ruò wú zhuó duì bù qǐ shè huì guó jiā | |
jīn wǎn | |
gǎn kuài yào bù jiù | |
yīn wèi suǒ yǒu de jì zhě lǒng huì bào chū wǒ de dà míng gōng xǐ wǒ dāng xuǎn ā lǎo wǒ shì tiān shēng yíng jiā | |
dōu | |
chēng zàn | |
1 MORE , 2 MORE , 3 MORE , 4 MORE | |
hóng bāo běn yī piào huáng bāo měi sì piào | |
duō xiè 4 , a lǐ ā duō 4 , lǔ lì 4 , shān Q 4 | |
hēng yé nài huì guī diǎn zhōng jiǔ jí kāi yī piào hēng yé jiàn kāi lǒng jīn niú | |
wū dào | |
zěn yí gè zhōng tóu cái | |
měi dōu | |
yǔ hēi | |
hēng yé wú zhuó shì ā māo ā gǒu hēng yé wǒ de xuǎn piào shì lǒng zǒu qù tuó | |
yào bù jiù | |
hé | |
dōu pǎo nǎ | |
yí dìng shì niú tóu mǎ miàn yǒu guà gōu wú zhuó jì zhě de bào dǎo yǒu xuǎn zé | |
yào bù jiù | |
hài wǒ yǒu yáo kòng niē jiǎ wú CHANNEL jìng rán sān sì shí tái lǒng chà bù duō | |
àn dào | |
dōu | |
nǎ yǒu kě néng wǒ zhǐ yǒu cǐ jǐ piào nǎ yǒu kě néng shì cǐ kuǎn de jié shù | |
zhè | |
zhè zhǒng | |
dào dǐ shà rén shì mù hòu de hēi shǒu shí zài yǒu gòu ě xīn qiàn rén | |
shuí | |
zòu | |
kàn dào jì zhě zuǐ jiǎo quán quán bō wǒ de miàn sè qīn xiàng dòu yóu gāo | |
pào mò | |
jiàng | |
kàn yīn guī àn zhù liě bào xǐ bù bào yōu wǒ de xīn qíng qīn xiàng luò shuǐ gǒu | |
tā men zhěng wǎn dōu zài | |
hǎo | |
ràng wǒ men jiù dào zhè lǐ hǎo bù hǎo guān yú xuǎn qíng shí zài méi yǒu nà me hǎo xiào | |
qǐng nǐ bú yào jì xù bào dǎo hǎo bù hǎo fǎn zhèng míng tiān kàn bào zhǐ nǐ jiù huì quán bù zhī dào | |
nǐ mǔ kǎ hǎo | |
zī shì liě kāi shà wǎn gāo | |
zhè zài | |
shí zài xiǎng wú qí shí gāi zuò de wǒ lǒng ma yǒu zuò | |
méi | |
dōu | |
zhù zǐ jiǎo yǒu bǎng yuán zǐ tāng yǒu cuō ma yǒu yìn DM ma yǒu mǎi guǎng gào | |
zhuāng | |
yě | |
yě | |
ma yǒu sòng lǐ pǐn ma yǒu bàn guò zhuō ma yǒu zhǎn jī tóu ma yǒu kāi zhī piào | |
yě | |
yě | |
yě | |
yě | |
gǎn shì jì zhě wǒ liě gǔn wán xiào yǎng shì kāi piào de zuò yè yǒu chā cuò | |
nán dào gēn | |
zài kāi huò | |
wǒ yù fēng piào xiāng wǒ yù yàn xuǎn piào wǒ yù fā dòng xuǎn mín shàng jiē tóu | |
yào | |
yào | |
yào | |
1 MORE , 2 MORE , 3 MORE , 4 MORE | |
biàn suǒ kāng yī piào gǒu fēng liǎng piào jiàn rén xuān?? sān piào mù yù rǔ sì piào....... wǔ xióng | |
duō xiè 4 , miǎn xiào 4 , bù xiè 4 , jiào rǔ mài xiào rǔ gé xiào | |
cǐ gū wú chéng jiǎn yí dìng zuì gāo piào tīng jiǎng yī piào mǎi sān qiān huā le shí èr zhào | |
zhè gè chòu xiǎo zi | |
shuō | |
cǐ gū fèn sāo rén ma shì yí dìng zhe gàn ruò yī de xì hàn zǐ zhe yǒu bā wàn piào | |
zhè gè lā jī yě | |
zhōng zhǐ yǒu tā xiǎo luō luō jiù | |
cǐ gū mèi jiàn xiào jí shì yǒu gòu ráo quán shěng dì sì tái lǒng yī de niǎo pín dào | |
zhè gè bú yào liǎn cái | |
qiào | |
dōu tā | |
cǐ gū chòu pì xiān shí zài qiàn rén qiáo zhú bǎi zhèng jiàn fā biǎo lǒng qǐng gē xīng qù mài xiào | |
zhè gè wáng | |
biǎn měi cì | |
dōu | |
cǐ gū chá mǒu gèng jiā dǎng mèi chóu zhǐ yǒu yī bù kū zhe yī duī tóng qíng piào | |
zhè gè fēng nǚ rén | |
bú zhù | |
zhāo jiù | |
shū yǔ cǐ zhèn rén ma shì wú jiàn xiào zhì shǎo shù yè yǒu zhuān gōng jìng xuǎn yǒu jué zhāo | |
gěi zhè qún | |
yě bú huì méi miàn zi | |
ruò shì shàng gài dǎng mèi chóu zhe shì bǐ gū zǔ zǐ tóu chú le bó dǎi xiáo gān nǎ huì xiǎo wū bái qiáo | |
zuì | |
qǐ bù guò jiù nà gè | |
dǔ làn bó jiù zhǐ shì huì hēi mà | |
gǎn huì yī qù xuǎn zhe wǒ lián chē wěi dū wú tōng diào jiǎng shà me tiān lǐ zhāo zhāo wǒ liě jī tuǐ bǐ fěn niǎo | |
huì bù tā | |
dōu méi de | |
zài | |
ràng tā men xiàn zài jiù fàng biān pào hǎo bù hǎo duì yú jié guǒ wǒ zhēn de yì diǎn yě bù xiǎng zhī dào | |
qǐng nǐ bú yào māo kū hào zǐ hǎo bù hǎo wǒ zhī dào zhè gè shè huì zǎo yǐ wú kě jiù yào | |
nǐ kě yǐ xì nòng wǒ sān bā a wǒ tài yǒu gěi rǔ xì nòng | |
zěn jiāng nǐ | |
yě kě yǐ qī piàn wǒ hēng gé yù jiǎng yù yǒu yǐng liě hēng | |
hái | |
xiàng zhēn de | |
kě shì bú yào bù ài wǒ mèi la mèi la fàng xīn la | |
bú huì | |
zhè yàng wǒ huì hěn nán guò qù zhuàng bì hǎo la | |
nǐ bà ā zhī | |
zī shì shà me shì jiè hǎo rén dǎi zuò dǎi rén yù lái yù xiāo bāi | |
zhè | |
nán huài | |
xiāo zhāng | |
hǎo rén ruò dāng xuǎn xǔ zhe qí zāi guài zāi dǎi rén ruò luò xuǎn kě néng ài yuān jiā xiāng tái | |
nà jiù | |
huài | |
jiù shā rén fàng huǒ | |
wǒ huì chū lái xuǎn shì wéi zhe yù zào fú rén lèi jì rán nèn wú yù xuǎn wǒ nèn zhǐ hǎo zì rèn dǎo méi | |
yào | |
nǐ men bù nǐ men | |
wǒ shì wú guān xì gé shěng liě xiè piào nǎi jiē xiāng xìn yǒu yī gōng nèn lǒng huì sǐ jiǎ xiā xiā xié | |
méi | |
hái zhe | |
yóu | |
tiān dōu huì de hěn nán kàn | |
shí dào zán de zhèng zhì dà gài zhe shì ān ní shēng yǒu rén gōng wéi yǒu rén chǎn mèi | |
dào shí wǒ men | |
jiù rú cǐ le | |
yǒu rén xiāng dǎ yǒu rén xiāng mà yǒu rén xiāng rǎng yǒu rén xiāng zhēng | |
dǎ jià | |
chǎo jià yāo he | |
zhēng quán | |
yǒu rén tān wū yǒu rén wū xī yǒu rén kū mǔ yǒu rén kū bà | |
huì lù hū tiān | |
qiāng dì | |
wú rén tì nèn guān shuō wú rén tì nèn jiǎng huà dào shí ruò hòu huǐ ó hēi hēi dǎi shì mài xiāng chuāi | |
méi nǐ men | |
méi nǐ men | |
bào qiàn wù zhǎo wǒ | |
wǒ zhī dào yīn wèi wǒ bǎng de chūn jiǎo tài shǎo ér qiě yòu bǐ bù shǎng bié rén hòu hòu de hóng bāo | |
wǒ zhī dào yīn wèi wǒ shǒu fǎ jīng shén tài hǎo què yòu bù dǒng páng mén zuǒ dào | |
wǒ zhī dào yīn wèi yī qiè jiù xiàng guī tù sài pǎo rú guǒ wǒ fàng qì lǎn jué wǒ yí dìng zhe | |
wǒ huó gāi wǒ zuò bú dào........ kū me |