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[Fat girl!][You're a fat girl][Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2X)(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block |
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And already got a fat girl on my jock |
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Now my story's kinda simple, so please take it simple |
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As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple |
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I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze |
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Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was |
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I to do?I busted a |
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U, went tha other way againbut forgot that tha |
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Avenue was a dead end |
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I turned around, here she came, stride for stridefunky fat like that, bout two thirty-five |
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Stampede was rushin, |
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I double lookedand she had more chins than a chinese phonebook |
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Five four three ugly as can be, she said[Ron-de-vu] |
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Hello Eazy |
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E. Do you remember me? (I said no) |
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Huhu yes you do suga |
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My name is |
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Bertha but you can call me booga |
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Remember the time when you were drunk at a party |
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We was slow dancin, give ya all this body[Eazy-E] |
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When she said that she loved me, |
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I was in shock |
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Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock[CHORUS:][I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock] |
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She gave me tha grin, |
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I showed tha frownand with a bare hug picked me off tha ground |
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Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me |
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Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!] |
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I was hell, victim of a scandalcoz this girl's too much for |
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E to handle |
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Broke tha bee's grip, started to run |
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Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun |
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She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit |
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I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot |
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She kept on comin because of addiction |
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Legs on fire because of friction |
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My gun broke, now |
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I was doomed |
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Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon |
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As I swung, tha fat girl fell |
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Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale |
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That's tha story, it's quite illand all fat girls y'all besta chill |
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All overweight freaks stay off my block |
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Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock[CHORUS] |