[ti:算命歌] | |
[ar:郑进一] | |
[00:02.41] | 手拿签筒啊有三支喔要卜要算随在你 |
[00:17.795] | 要问前途一定虚啊哎呦喂 |
[00:23.75] | 要卜婚姻是百面难啊咦咦 |
[00:26.630] | 来来来看看看签圣卦定卜卦兼算命 |
[00:37.680] | 有卜的好命慢卜的勇健无卜的我咧爱你妈妈我是讲无卜的放你行 |
[00:42.850] | 有准才敢大声无准的当做我臭弹来啊参考看麦 |
[00:47.230] | 祖公十八代过去甲未来保证恁无算无败愈算愈害不是愈算利哈哈 |
[00:51.411] | 本仙铁齿暴牙人称郑半仙三岁着甲鬼谷子结缘唐山去过数千遍 |
[00:57.915] | 拜师学艺专门研究骗无论紫微八字拢是我自己编 |
[01:02.349] | 掌纹捡骨啊歹势掌纹摸骨铁板神数各门各路全是王禄仔步 |
[01:08.839] | 也哪卜卦鸟卦钱卦米卦我不免看就算冻算你田园有外阔 |
[01:12.204] | 看你事业做外大断你尪某冬时煞点你财库抹四散 |
[01:15.338] | 知你几点会中砂助你出门去撞车助你来世做乞食 |
[01:19.289] | 来啊看你一命不过是赚一点仔所费而已你未卡散我嘛未好额 |
[01:24.851] | 来啊行不知路的紧来啊 |
[01:26.763] | 全国出名啊免探听耶世界闻名啊众人惊 |
[01:36.865] | 有命算甲变无命哎呦喂总统算甲变乞食啊咦咦 |
[01:48.359] | 足多妈弟这位少年家小等一下我看你目眉笔叉命带桃花 |
[01:59.258] | 恭喜喔你注定娶某甲人公家甚么你肖鸡有翅难飞今年着鸡嗟 |
[02:03.148] | 子丑寅卯辰巳午未申酉戌亥嗳呀又搁七月十五子时生 |
[02:07.448] | 你命中带衰注定认贼做父找无娘咧喂喂少年仔啊抹讲了咧 |
[02:12.928] | 这位阿伯你耳珠彼大块一定佛祖转世某美子多未死搁未破病 |
[02:17.133] | 哎呀放尿搁抹滴着鞋喂阿伯我还没讲了咧 |
[02:21.83] | 死老猴身长命短尚慢当甲年底我看乎尚快食甲年节 |
[02:25.263] | 这位小姐你嘴唇那路螺面皮那发粿头前两啪电火一平高一平底 |
[02:34.218] | 一粒翘一粒垂鸡看打咕鸡狗看吹狗螺人看是一直咧 |
[02:39.686] | 鬼看是起性地神看是土脚爬赶紧赶紧不通搁延迟找本仙甲你祭祭 |
[02:45.832] | 喂小姐小姐我闲闲呢 |
[02:48.182] | 命运好歹啊天注定喔生离死别啊各人命 |
[02:58.72] | 劝咱大家爱打拼哎呦喂人生的路无白行啊咦咦 |
ti: suan ming ge | |
ar: zheng jin yi | |
[00:02.41] | shou na qian tong a you san zhi o yao bo yao suan sui zai ni |
[00:17.795] | yao wen qian tu yi ding xu a ai you wei |
[00:23.75] | yao bo hun yin shi bai mian nan a yi yi |
[00:26.630] | lai lai lai kan kan kan qian sheng gua ding bu gua jian suan ming |
[00:37.680] | you bo de hao ming man bo de yong jian wu bo de wo lie ai ni ma ma wo shi jiang wu bo de fang ni xing |
[00:42.850] | you zhun cai gan da sheng wu zhun di dang zuo wo chou dan lai a can kao kan mai |
[00:47.230] | zu gong shi ba dai guo qu jia wei lai bao zheng nen wu suan wu bai yu suan yu hai bu shi yu suan li ha ha |
[00:51.411] | ben xian tie chi bao ya ren cheng zheng ban xian san sui zhe jia gui gu zi jie yuan tang shan qu guo shu qian bian |
[00:57.915] | bai shi xue yi zhuan men yan jiu pian wu lun zi wei ba zi long shi wo zi ji bian |
[01:02.349] | zhang wen jian gu a dai shi zhang wen mo gu tie ban shen shu ge men ge lu quan shi wang lu zi bu |
[01:08.839] | ye na bu gua niao gua qian gua mi gua wo bu mian kan jiu suan dong suan ni tian yuan you wai kuo |
[01:12.204] | kan ni shi ye zuo wai da duan ni wang mou dong shi sha dian ni cai ku mo si san |
[01:15.338] | zhi ni ji dian hui zhong sha zhu ni chu men qu zhuang che zhu ni lai shi zuo qi shi |
[01:19.289] | lai a kan ni yi ming bu guo shi zhuan yi dian zi suo fei er yi ni wei ka san wo ma wei hao e |
[01:24.851] | lai a xing bu zhi lu de jin lai a |
[01:26.763] | quan guo chu ming a mian tan ting ye shi jie wen ming a zhong ren jing |
[01:36.865] | you ming suan jia bian wu ming ai you wei zong tong suan jia bian qi shi a yi yi |
[01:48.359] | zu duo ma di zhe wei shao nian jia xiao deng yi xia wo kan ni mu mei bi cha ming dai tao hua |
[01:59.258] | gong xi o ni zhu ding qu mou jia ren gong jia shen me ni xiao ji you chi nan fei jin nian zhe ji jie |
[02:03.148] | zi chou yin mao chen si wu wei shen you xu hai ai ya you ge qi yue shi wu zi shi sheng |
[02:07.448] | ni ming zhong dai shuai zhu ding ren zei zuo fu zhao wu niang lie wei wei shao nian zi a mo jiang le lie |
[02:12.928] | zhe wei a bo ni er zhu bi da kuai yi ding fo zu zhuan shi mou mei zi duo wei si ge wei po bing |
[02:17.133] | ai ya fang niao ge mo di zhe xie wei a bo wo hai mei jiang le lie |
[02:21.83] | si lao hou shen chang ming duan shang man dang jia nian di wo kan hu shang kuai shi jia nian jie |
[02:25.263] | zhe wei xiao jie ni zui chun na lu luo mian pi na fa guo tou qian liang pa dian huo yi ping gao yi ping di |
[02:34.218] | yi li qiao yi li chui ji kan da gu ji gou kan chui gou luo ren kan shi yi zhi lie |
[02:39.686] | gui kan shi qi xing di shen kan shi tu jiao pa gan jin gan jin bu tong ge yan chi zhao ben xian jia ni ji ji |
[02:45.832] | wei xiao jie xiao jie wo xian xian ne |
[02:48.182] | ming yun hao dai a tian zhu ding o sheng li si bie a ge ren ming |
[02:58.72] | quan zan da jia ai da pin ai you wei ren sheng de lu wu bai xing a yi yi |
ti: suàn mìng gē | |
ar: zhèng jìn yī | |
[00:02.41] | shǒu ná qiān tǒng a yǒu sān zhī ō yào bo yào suàn suí zài nǐ |
[00:17.795] | yào wèn qián tú yí dìng xū a āi yōu wèi |
[00:23.75] | yào bo hūn yīn shì bǎi miàn nán a yí yí |
[00:26.630] | lái lái lái kàn kàn kàn qiān shèng guà dìng bǔ guà jiān suàn mìng |
[00:37.680] | yǒu bo de hǎo mìng màn bo de yǒng jiàn wú bo de wǒ liě ài nǐ mā mā wǒ shì jiǎng wú bo de fàng nǐ xíng |
[00:42.850] | yǒu zhǔn cái gǎn dà shēng wú zhǔn dì dàng zuò wǒ chòu dàn lái a cān kǎo kàn mài |
[00:47.230] | zǔ gōng shí bā dài guò qù jiǎ wèi lái bǎo zhèng nèn wú suàn wú bài yù suàn yù hài bú shì yù suàn lì hā hā |
[00:51.411] | běn xiān tiě chǐ bào yá rén chēng zhèng bàn xiān sān suì zhe jiǎ guǐ gǔ zi jié yuán táng shān qù guò shù qiān biàn |
[00:57.915] | bài shī xué yì zhuān mén yán jiū piàn wú lùn zǐ wēi bā zì lǒng shì wǒ zì jǐ biān |
[01:02.349] | zhǎng wén jiǎn gǔ a dǎi shì zhǎng wén mō gǔ tiě bǎn shén shù gè mén gè lù quán shì wáng lù zǐ bù |
[01:08.839] | yě nǎ bǔ guà niǎo guà qián guà mǐ guà wǒ bù miǎn kàn jiù suàn dòng suàn nǐ tián yuán yǒu wài kuò |
[01:12.204] | kàn nǐ shì yè zuò wài dà duàn nǐ wāng mǒu dōng shí shā diǎn nǐ cái kù mǒ sì sàn |
[01:15.338] | zhī nǐ jǐ diǎn huì zhōng shā zhù nǐ chū mén qù zhuàng chē zhù nǐ lái shì zuò qǐ shí |
[01:19.289] | lái a kàn nǐ yī mìng bù guò shì zhuàn yì diǎn zǐ suǒ fèi ér yǐ nǐ wèi kǎ sàn wǒ ma wèi hǎo é |
[01:24.851] | lái a xíng bù zhī lù de jǐn lái a |
[01:26.763] | quán guó chū míng a miǎn tàn tīng yé shì jiè wén míng a zhòng rén jīng |
[01:36.865] | yǒu mìng suàn jiǎ biàn wú mìng āi yōu wèi zǒng tǒng suàn jiǎ biàn qǐ shí a yí yí |
[01:48.359] | zú duō mā dì zhè wèi shào nián jiā xiǎo děng yī xià wǒ kàn nǐ mù méi bǐ chā mìng dài táo huā |
[01:59.258] | gōng xǐ ō nǐ zhù dìng qǔ mǒu jiǎ rén gōng jiā shèn me nǐ xiào jī yǒu chì nán fēi jīn nián zhe jī jiē |
[02:03.148] | zǐ chǒu yín mǎo chén sì wǔ wèi shēn yǒu xū hài āi ya yòu gē qī yuè shí wǔ zǐ shí shēng |
[02:07.448] | nǐ mìng zhòng dài shuāi zhù dìng rèn zéi zuò fù zhǎo wú niáng liě wèi wèi shào nián zǐ a mǒ jiǎng le liě |
[02:12.928] | zhè wèi ā bó nǐ ěr zhū bǐ dà kuài yí dìng fó zǔ zhuǎn shì mǒu měi zi duō wèi sǐ gē wèi pò bìng |
[02:17.133] | āi yā fàng niào gē mǒ dī zhe xié wèi ā bó wǒ hái méi jiǎng le liě |
[02:21.83] | sǐ lǎo hóu shēn cháng mìng duǎn shàng màn dāng jiǎ nián dǐ wǒ kàn hū shàng kuài shí jiǎ nián jié |
[02:25.263] | zhè wèi xiǎo jiě nǐ zuǐ chún nà lù luó miàn pí nà fā guǒ tóu qián liǎng pā diàn huǒ yī píng gāo yī píng dǐ |
[02:34.218] | yī lì qiào yī lì chuí jī kàn dǎ gū jī gǒu kàn chuī gǒu luó rén kàn shì yī zhí liě |
[02:39.686] | guǐ kàn shì qǐ xìng dì shén kàn shì tǔ jiǎo pá gǎn jǐn gǎn jǐn bù tōng gē yán chí zhǎo běn xiān jiǎ nǐ jì jì |
[02:45.832] | wèi xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě wǒ xián xián ne |
[02:48.182] | mìng yùn hǎo dǎi a tiān zhù dìng ō shēng lí sǐ bié a gè rén mìng |
[02:58.72] | quàn zán dà jiā ài dǎ pīn āi yōu wèi rén shēng de lù wú bái xíng a yí yí |