无某调

歌曲 无某调
歌手 郑进一
专辑 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3)

歌词

[00:01.88] 有天有地有黄金
[00:04.66] 无感无情无神经
[00:07.81] 有钱有势有够定
[00:11.07] 无某无猴无路用
[00:18.97] 一啊粒冷冷的啊枕头喔
[00:27.29] 二脚将棉被夹条条
[00:32.40] 叁顿买面返啊来泡
[00:37.06] 四界皮佘作疯狗喔
[00:44.72] 五啊十外岁尚啊过皱
[00:49.68] 六十年次的无地交喔
[00:54.61] 七月初七着嘛嘛哭
[00:59.42] 八月十五我是固定哮啊
[01:07.29] 九啊个无某啊
[01:09.81] 十个饲粉鸟
[01:11.96] 我是无某连鸟嘛飞了了
[01:18.16] 有出有入有家私
[01:20.48] 无来无去无螺丝
[01:23.73] 有针有管有枪子
[01:27.37] 无某无伴无通开
[01:37.02] 一啊顶软软的啊眠床喔
[01:46.68] 二人份的棉被盖一平
[01:51.72] 叁更暝半脚啊脚尾冷
[01:56.98] 四界问人阿敢有闲喔
[02:04.52] 五啊支指头啊真啊好用
[02:09.41] 六根清净我不肯
[02:14.30] 七桃咕娘啊我是加啊减琼
[02:19.03] 八珍查某裤头另喔
[02:24.52] 九啊个无某啊
[02:29.45] 十个是真侥幸
[02:31.77] 我是无某人称恨世生
[02:37.52] 有深有浅有功夫
[02:39.23] 无伸无缩无入珠
[02:41.71] 有长有短有够久
[02:44.04] 无某无田无通噜
[02:49.66] 单啊身孤鸟的啊男儿
[02:56.60] 双眼来流出孤窟泪喔
[03:01.31] 参啊心两意拣无啊甲意
[03:06.12] 肆处找无死旯的搁有钱
[03:11.61] 伍路众神啊无来保庇
[03:18.98] 陆亲欠某会哈死喔
[03:24.20] 彼个柒仙女若真正有福气
[03:28.64] 我用捌人大轿甲扛来饲
[03:36.22] 玖啊个无某啊
[03:38.95] 拾个是神经病
[03:41.11] 我是无某无药医

拼音

[00:01.88] yǒu tiān yǒu dì yǒu huáng jīn
[00:04.66] wú gǎn wú qíng wú shén jīng
[00:07.81] yǒu qián yǒu shì yǒu gòu dìng
[00:11.07] wú mǒu wú hóu wú lù yòng
[00:18.97] yī a lì lěng lěng de a zhěn tou ō
[00:27.29] èr jiǎo jiāng mián bèi jiā tiáo tiáo
[00:32.40] sān dùn mǎi miàn fǎn a lái pào
[00:37.06] sì jiè pí shé zuò fēng gǒu ō
[00:44.72] wǔ a shí wài suì shàng a guò zhòu
[00:49.68] liù shí nián cì de wú dì jiāo ō
[00:54.61] qī yuè chū qī zhe ma ma kū
[00:59.42] bā yuè shí wǔ wǒ shì gù dìng xiāo a
[01:07.29] jiǔ a gè wú mǒu a
[01:09.81] shí gè sì fěn niǎo
[01:11.96] wǒ shì wú mǒu lián niǎo ma fēi liǎo liǎo
[01:18.16] yǒu chū yǒu rù yǒu jiā sī
[01:20.48] wú lái wú qù wú luó sī
[01:23.73] yǒu zhēn yǒu guǎn yǒu qiāng zǐ
[01:27.37] wú mǒu wú bàn wú tōng kāi
[01:37.02] yī a dǐng ruǎn ruǎn de a mián chuáng ō
[01:46.68] èr rén fèn de mián bèi gài yī píng
[01:51.72] sān gèng míng bàn jiǎo a jiǎo wěi lěng
[01:56.98] sì jiè wèn rén ā gǎn yǒu xián ō
[02:04.52] wǔ a zhī zhǐ tou a zhēn a hǎo yòng
[02:09.41] liù gēn qīng jìng wǒ bù kěn
[02:14.30] qī táo gū niáng a wǒ shì jiā a jiǎn qióng
[02:19.03] bā zhēn chá mǒu kù tóu lìng ō
[02:24.52] jiǔ a gè wú mǒu a
[02:29.45] shí gè shì zhēn jiǎo xìng
[02:31.77] wǒ shì wú mǒu rén chēng hèn shì shēng
[02:37.52] yǒu shēn yǒu qiǎn yǒu gōng fū
[02:39.23] wú shēn wú suō wú rù zhū
[02:41.71] yǒu zhǎng yǒu duǎn yǒu gòu jiǔ
[02:44.04] wú mǒu wú tián wú tōng lū
[02:49.66] dān a shēn gū niǎo de a nán ér
[02:56.60] shuāng yǎn lái liú chū gū kū lèi ō
[03:01.31] cān a xīn liǎng yì jiǎn wú a jiǎ yì
[03:06.12] sì chù zhǎo wú sǐ lá de gē yǒu qián
[03:11.61] wǔ lù zhòng shén a wú lái bǎo bì
[03:18.98] lù qīn qiàn mǒu huì hā sǐ ō
[03:24.20] bǐ gè qī xiān nǚ ruò zhēn zhèng yǒu fú qì
[03:28.64] wǒ yòng bā rén dà jiào jiǎ káng lái sì
[03:36.22] jiǔ a gè wú mǒu a
[03:38.95] shí gè shì shén jīng bìng
[03:41.11] wǒ shì wú mǒu wú yào yī