塞车 歌词
| 歌曲 | 塞车 |
| 歌手 | 郑进一 |
| 专辑 | 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3) |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:14.56] | 惦台湾驶车 |
| [00:16.08] | 有够奇怪 |
| [00:17.54] | 大家拢车那驶头那幌 |
| [00:20.75] | 有右手驶车 |
| [00:22.72] | 左手拭目屎 |
| [00:24.38] | 嘛有那驶那嗷 |
| [00:25.97] | 面呛丑 |
| [00:27.83] | 台湾人上爱 |
| [00:29.39] | 面子气派 |
| [00:31.00] | 若无车对祖公袂交代 |
| [00:34.25] | 比大比贵 |
| [00:36.19] | 比东比西 |
| [00:37.94] | 连车牌号码 |
| [00:40.29] | 着会使比甲相骀 |
| [00:44.79] | 若驶着进口车 |
| [00:46.31] | 不免侥掰 |
| [00:47.82] | 大B小B |
| [00:49.23] | 叁步着一台 |
| [00:51.26] | 这是贼仔伯伯的最爱 |
| [00:55.00] | 这种荣幸内行的拢嘛了解 |
| [00:58.46] | 无论是插治路边 |
| [00:59.88] | 还是停治厝内 |
| [01:01.60] | 不管你防盗器斗几台 |
| [01:04.75] | 你会感觉 |
| [01:06.41] | 彼亲像摸彩 |
| [01:08.03] | 你若驶车出去 |
| [01:11.09] | 骑乌托丑返来 |
| [01:15.33] | 驶 驶 你驶伊驶 |
| [01:17.17] | 我嘛袂冻 |
| [01:18.38] | 乎人讲我的行情歹 |
| [01:22.01] | 银行分期 |
| [01:23.56] | 若不肯乎我贷 |
| [01:25.13] | 标会仔嘛要标来 |
| [01:27.62] | 买一台 |
| [01:28.86] | 驶 驶 要驶来驶 |
| [01:30.45] | 一人一台 |
| [01:31.57] | 大家拢驶出来大路排 |
| [01:35.48] | 大台小台 |
| [01:36.82] | 空车超载 |
| [01:38.66] | 来喔 |
| [01:40.93] | 大家拢驶出来 |
| [01:42.65] | 驶出来挤咸菜 |
| [01:57.18] | 驶着国产车 |
| [01:58.59] | 你知我知 |
| [02:00.40] | 你温温你驶 |
| [02:01.54] | 嘛真快坏 |
| [02:03.66] | 若想要载美眉 |
| [02:05.34] | 哼 你食卡丑 |
| [02:07.00] | 除非你无计较人生了奇怪 |
| [02:10.52] | 那中古车 |
| [02:12.18] | 上好是觅 |
| [02:13.66] | 那无你目周着爱有够利 |
| [02:17.05] | 不通看车美美仔 |
| [02:19.08] | 你着爱 |
| [02:20.63] | 若撞过泡过吻过腌过 |
| [02:22.95] | 你甘看会出来 |
| [02:27.49] | 若台湾的车 |
| [02:28.86] | 拢总有几台 |
| [02:30.64] | 听讲有纪录已经破世界 |
| [02:33.86] | 想咱的过去 |
| [02:35.78] | 看咱的未来 |
| [02:37.75] | 我流出爱国的目屎 |
| [02:40.98] | 啊咱的现在 |
| [02:41.07] | 啊咱的下一代 |
| [02:44.44] | 每日为车无奈 |
| [02:47.83] | 这种痛苦应不应该觅问我 |
| [02:50.88] | 因为我这吗乎 |
| [02:52.92] | 歹势啦 |
| [02:53.72] | 要去买第五台 |
| [02:57.84] | 驶 驶 你驶伊驶 |
| [02:59.56] | 我嘛袂冻 |
| [03:01.04] | 乎人讲我的行情歹 |
| [03:04.37] | 银行分期 |
| [03:05.71] | 若不肯乎我贷 |
| [03:07.60] | 标会仔嘛要标来 |
| [03:09.40] | 买一台 |
| [03:11.28] | 驶 驶 要驶来驶 |
| [03:12.33] | 一人一台 |
| [03:14.17] | 大家拢驶出来大路排 |
| [03:17.94] | 大台小台 |
| [03:19.35] | 空车超载 |
| [03:21.20] | 来喔 |
| [03:23.41] | 大家拢驶出来 |
| [03:25.14] | 驶出来挤咸菜 |
| [03:30.19] | 从高速公路 |
| [03:31.42] | 一直塞甲市内 |
| [03:32.95] | 大家有缘份 |
| [03:34.60] | 塞车塞甲熟悉 |
| [03:36.45] | 大家来比赛 |
| [03:38.58] | 驶上慢的着金牌 |
| [00:14.56] | dian tai wan shi che |
| [00:16.08] | you gou qi guai |
| [00:17.54] | da jia long che na shi tou na huang |
| [00:20.75] | you you shou shi che |
| [00:22.72] | zuo shou shi mu shi |
| [00:24.38] | ma you na shi na ao |
| [00:25.97] | mian qiang chou |
| [00:27.83] | tai wan ren shang ai |
| [00:29.39] | mian zi qi pai |
| [00:31.00] | ruo wu che dui zu gong mei jiao dai |
| [00:34.25] | bi da bi gui |
| [00:36.19] | bi dong bi xi |
| [00:37.94] | lian che pai hao ma |
| [00:40.29] | zhe hui shi bi jia xiang dai |
| [00:44.79] | ruo shi zhe jin kou che |
| [00:46.31] | bu mian jiao bai |
| [00:47.82] | da B xiao B |
| [00:49.23] | san bu zhe yi tai |
| [00:51.26] | zhe shi zei zi bo bo de zui ai |
| [00:55.00] | zhe zhong rong xing nei hang de long ma liao jie |
| [00:58.46] | wu lun shi cha zhi lu bian |
| [00:59.88] | hai shi ting zhi cuo nei |
| [01:01.60] | bu guan ni fang dao qi dou ji tai |
| [01:04.75] | ni hui gan jue |
| [01:06.41] | bi qin xiang mo cai |
| [01:08.03] | ni ruo shi che chu qu |
| [01:11.09] | qi wu tuo chou fan lai |
| [01:15.33] | shi shi ni shi yi shi |
| [01:17.17] | wo ma mei dong |
| [01:18.38] | hu ren jiang wo de hang qing dai |
| [01:22.01] | yin hang fen qi |
| [01:23.56] | ruo bu ken hu wo dai |
| [01:25.13] | biao hui zi ma yao biao lai |
| [01:27.62] | mai yi tai |
| [01:28.86] | shi shi yao shi lai shi |
| [01:30.45] | yi ren yi tai |
| [01:31.57] | da jia long shi chu lai da lu pai |
| [01:35.48] | da tai xiao tai |
| [01:36.82] | kong che chao zai |
| [01:38.66] | lai o |
| [01:40.93] | da jia long shi chu lai |
| [01:42.65] | shi chu lai ji xian cai |
| [01:57.18] | shi zhe guo chan che |
| [01:58.59] | ni zhi wo zhi |
| [02:00.40] | ni wen wen ni shi |
| [02:01.54] | ma zhen kuai huai |
| [02:03.66] | ruo xiang yao zai mei mei |
| [02:05.34] | heng ni shi ka chou |
| [02:07.00] | chu fei ni wu ji jiao ren sheng le qi guai |
| [02:10.52] | na zhong gu che |
| [02:12.18] | shang hao shi mi |
| [02:13.66] | na wu ni mu zhou zhe ai you gou li |
| [02:17.05] | bu tong kan che mei mei zi |
| [02:19.08] | ni zhe ai |
| [02:20.63] | ruo zhuang guo pao guo wen guo yan guo |
| [02:22.95] | ni gan kan hui chu lai |
| [02:27.49] | ruo tai wan de che |
| [02:28.86] | long zong you ji tai |
| [02:30.64] | ting jiang you ji lu yi jing po shi jie |
| [02:33.86] | xiang zan de guo qu |
| [02:35.78] | kan zan de wei lai |
| [02:37.75] | wo liu chu ai guo de mu shi |
| [02:40.98] | a zan de xian zai |
| [02:41.07] | a zan de xia yi dai |
| [02:44.44] | mei ri wei che wu nai |
| [02:47.83] | zhe zhong tong ku ying bu ying gai mi wen wo |
| [02:50.88] | yin wei wo zhe ma hu |
| [02:52.92] | dai shi la |
| [02:53.72] | yao qu mai di wu tai |
| [02:57.84] | shi shi ni shi yi shi |
| [02:59.56] | wo ma mei dong |
| [03:01.04] | hu ren jiang wo de hang qing dai |
| [03:04.37] | yin hang fen qi |
| [03:05.71] | ruo bu ken hu wo dai |
| [03:07.60] | biao hui zi ma yao biao lai |
| [03:09.40] | mai yi tai |
| [03:11.28] | shi shi yao shi lai shi |
| [03:12.33] | yi ren yi tai |
| [03:14.17] | da jia long shi chu lai da lu pai |
| [03:17.94] | da tai xiao tai |
| [03:19.35] | kong che chao zai |
| [03:21.20] | lai o |
| [03:23.41] | da jia long shi chu lai |
| [03:25.14] | shi chu lai ji xian cai |
| [03:30.19] | cong gao su gong lu |
| [03:31.42] | yi zhi sai jia shi nei |
| [03:32.95] | da jia you yuan fen |
| [03:34.60] | sai che sai jia shu xi |
| [03:36.45] | da jia lai bi sai |
| [03:38.58] | shi shang man de zhe jin pai |
| [00:14.56] | diàn tái wān shǐ chē |
| [00:16.08] | yǒu gòu qí guài |
| [00:17.54] | dà jiā lǒng chē nà shǐ tóu nà huǎng |
| [00:20.75] | yǒu yòu shǒu shǐ chē |
| [00:22.72] | zuǒ shǒu shì mù shǐ |
| [00:24.38] | ma yǒu nà shǐ nà áo |
| [00:25.97] | miàn qiāng chǒu |
| [00:27.83] | tái wān rén shàng ài |
| [00:29.39] | miàn zi qì pài |
| [00:31.00] | ruò wú chē duì zǔ gōng mèi jiāo dài |
| [00:34.25] | bǐ dà bǐ guì |
| [00:36.19] | bǐ dōng bǐ xī |
| [00:37.94] | lián chē pái hào mǎ |
| [00:40.29] | zhe huì shǐ bǐ jiǎ xiāng dài |
| [00:44.79] | ruò shǐ zhe jìn kǒu chē |
| [00:46.31] | bù miǎn jiǎo bāi |
| [00:47.82] | dà B xiǎo B |
| [00:49.23] | sān bù zhe yī tái |
| [00:51.26] | zhè shì zéi zǐ bó bo de zuì ài |
| [00:55.00] | zhè zhǒng róng xìng nèi háng de lǒng ma liǎo jiě |
| [00:58.46] | wú lùn shì chā zhì lù biān |
| [00:59.88] | hái shì tíng zhì cuò nèi |
| [01:01.60] | bù guǎn nǐ fáng dào qì dòu jǐ tái |
| [01:04.75] | nǐ huì gǎn jué |
| [01:06.41] | bǐ qīn xiàng mō cǎi |
| [01:08.03] | nǐ ruò shǐ chē chū qù |
| [01:11.09] | qí wū tuō chǒu fǎn lái |
| [01:15.33] | shǐ shǐ nǐ shǐ yī shǐ |
| [01:17.17] | wǒ ma mèi dòng |
| [01:18.38] | hū rén jiǎng wǒ de háng qíng dǎi |
| [01:22.01] | yín háng fēn qī |
| [01:23.56] | ruò bù kěn hū wǒ dài |
| [01:25.13] | biāo huì zǐ ma yào biāo lái |
| [01:27.62] | mǎi yī tái |
| [01:28.86] | shǐ shǐ yào shǐ lái shǐ |
| [01:30.45] | yī rén yī tái |
| [01:31.57] | dà jiā lǒng shǐ chū lái dà lù pái |
| [01:35.48] | dà tái xiǎo tái |
| [01:36.82] | kōng chē chāo zài |
| [01:38.66] | lái ō |
| [01:40.93] | dà jiā lǒng shǐ chū lái |
| [01:42.65] | shǐ chū lái jǐ xián cài |
| [01:57.18] | shǐ zhe guó chǎn chē |
| [01:58.59] | nǐ zhī wǒ zhī |
| [02:00.40] | nǐ wēn wēn nǐ shǐ |
| [02:01.54] | ma zhēn kuài huài |
| [02:03.66] | ruò xiǎng yào zài měi méi |
| [02:05.34] | hēng nǐ shí kǎ chǒu |
| [02:07.00] | chú fēi nǐ wú jì jiào rén shēng le qí guài |
| [02:10.52] | nà zhōng gǔ chē |
| [02:12.18] | shàng hǎo shì mì |
| [02:13.66] | nà wú nǐ mù zhōu zhe ài yǒu gòu lì |
| [02:17.05] | bù tōng kàn chē měi měi zǐ |
| [02:19.08] | nǐ zhe ài |
| [02:20.63] | ruò zhuàng guò pào guò wěn guò yān guò |
| [02:22.95] | nǐ gān kàn huì chū lái |
| [02:27.49] | ruò tái wān de chē |
| [02:28.86] | lǒng zǒng yǒu jǐ tái |
| [02:30.64] | tīng jiǎng yǒu jì lù yǐ jīng pò shì jiè |
| [02:33.86] | xiǎng zán de guò qù |
| [02:35.78] | kàn zán de wèi lái |
| [02:37.75] | wǒ liú chū ài guó de mù shǐ |
| [02:40.98] | a zán de xiàn zài |
| [02:41.07] | a zán de xià yī dài |
| [02:44.44] | měi rì wèi chē wú nài |
| [02:47.83] | zhè zhǒng tòng kǔ yīng bù yīng gāi mì wèn wǒ |
| [02:50.88] | yīn wèi wǒ zhè ma hū |
| [02:52.92] | dǎi shì la |
| [02:53.72] | yào qù mǎi dì wǔ tái |
| [02:57.84] | shǐ shǐ nǐ shǐ yī shǐ |
| [02:59.56] | wǒ ma mèi dòng |
| [03:01.04] | hū rén jiǎng wǒ de háng qíng dǎi |
| [03:04.37] | yín háng fēn qī |
| [03:05.71] | ruò bù kěn hū wǒ dài |
| [03:07.60] | biāo huì zǐ ma yào biāo lái |
| [03:09.40] | mǎi yī tái |
| [03:11.28] | shǐ shǐ yào shǐ lái shǐ |
| [03:12.33] | yī rén yī tái |
| [03:14.17] | dà jiā lǒng shǐ chū lái dà lù pái |
| [03:17.94] | dà tái xiǎo tái |
| [03:19.35] | kōng chē chāo zài |
| [03:21.20] | lái ō |
| [03:23.41] | dà jiā lǒng shǐ chū lái |
| [03:25.14] | shǐ chū lái jǐ xián cài |
| [03:30.19] | cóng gāo sù gōng lù |
| [03:31.42] | yī zhí sāi jiǎ shì nèi |
| [03:32.95] | dà jiā yǒu yuán fèn |
| [03:34.60] | sāi chē sāi jiǎ shú xī |
| [03:36.45] | dà jiā lái bǐ sài |
| [03:38.58] | shǐ shàng màn de zhe jīn pái |
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