塞车

歌曲 塞车
歌手 郑进一
专辑 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3)

歌词

[00:14.56] 惦台湾驶车
[00:16.08] 有够奇怪
[00:17.54] 大家拢车那驶头那幌
[00:20.75] 有右手驶车
[00:22.72] 左手拭目屎
[00:24.38] 嘛有那驶那嗷
[00:25.97] 面呛丑
[00:27.83] 台湾人上爱
[00:29.39] 面子气派
[00:31.00] 若无车对祖公袂交代
[00:34.25] 比大比贵
[00:36.19] 比东比西
[00:37.94] 连车牌号码
[00:40.29] 着会使比甲相骀
[00:44.79] 若驶着进口车
[00:46.31] 不免侥掰
[00:47.82] 大B小B
[00:49.23] 叁步着一台
[00:51.26] 这是贼仔伯伯的最爱
[00:55.00] 这种荣幸内行的拢嘛了解
[00:58.46] 无论是插治路边
[00:59.88] 还是停治厝内
[01:01.60] 不管你防盗器斗几台
[01:04.75] 你会感觉
[01:06.41] 彼亲像摸彩
[01:08.03] 你若驶车出去
[01:11.09] 骑乌托丑返来
[01:15.33] 驶 驶 你驶伊驶
[01:17.17] 我嘛袂冻
[01:18.38] 乎人讲我的行情歹
[01:22.01] 银行分期
[01:23.56] 若不肯乎我贷
[01:25.13] 标会仔嘛要标来
[01:27.62] 买一台
[01:28.86] 驶 驶 要驶来驶
[01:30.45] 一人一台
[01:31.57] 大家拢驶出来大路排
[01:35.48] 大台小台
[01:36.82] 空车超载
[01:38.66] 来喔
[01:40.93] 大家拢驶出来
[01:42.65] 驶出来挤咸菜
[01:57.18] 驶着国产车
[01:58.59] 你知我知
[02:00.40] 你温温你驶
[02:01.54] 嘛真快坏
[02:03.66] 若想要载美眉
[02:05.34] 哼 你食卡丑
[02:07.00] 除非你无计较人生了奇怪
[02:10.52] 那中古车
[02:12.18] 上好是觅
[02:13.66] 那无你目周着爱有够利
[02:17.05] 不通看车美美仔
[02:19.08] 你着爱
[02:20.63] 若撞过泡过吻过腌过
[02:22.95] 你甘看会出来
[02:27.49] 若台湾的车
[02:28.86] 拢总有几台
[02:30.64] 听讲有纪录已经破世界
[02:33.86] 想咱的过去
[02:35.78] 看咱的未来
[02:37.75] 我流出爱国的目屎
[02:40.98] 啊咱的现在
[02:41.07] 啊咱的下一代
[02:44.44] 每日为车无奈
[02:47.83] 这种痛苦应不应该觅问我
[02:50.88] 因为我这吗乎
[02:52.92] 歹势啦
[02:53.72] 要去买第五台
[02:57.84] 驶 驶 你驶伊驶
[02:59.56] 我嘛袂冻
[03:01.04] 乎人讲我的行情歹
[03:04.37] 银行分期
[03:05.71] 若不肯乎我贷
[03:07.60] 标会仔嘛要标来
[03:09.40] 买一台
[03:11.28] 驶 驶 要驶来驶
[03:12.33] 一人一台
[03:14.17] 大家拢驶出来大路排
[03:17.94] 大台小台
[03:19.35] 空车超载
[03:21.20] 来喔
[03:23.41] 大家拢驶出来
[03:25.14] 驶出来挤咸菜
[03:30.19] 从高速公路
[03:31.42] 一直塞甲市内
[03:32.95] 大家有缘份
[03:34.60] 塞车塞甲熟悉
[03:36.45] 大家来比赛
[03:38.58] 驶上慢的着金牌

拼音

[00:14.56] diàn tái wān shǐ chē
[00:16.08] yǒu gòu qí guài
[00:17.54] dà jiā lǒng chē nà shǐ tóu nà huǎng
[00:20.75] yǒu yòu shǒu shǐ chē
[00:22.72] zuǒ shǒu shì mù shǐ
[00:24.38] ma yǒu nà shǐ nà áo
[00:25.97] miàn qiāng chǒu
[00:27.83] tái wān rén shàng ài
[00:29.39] miàn zi qì pài
[00:31.00] ruò wú chē duì zǔ gōng mèi jiāo dài
[00:34.25] bǐ dà bǐ guì
[00:36.19] bǐ dōng bǐ xī
[00:37.94] lián chē pái hào mǎ
[00:40.29] zhe huì shǐ bǐ jiǎ xiāng dài
[00:44.79] ruò shǐ zhe jìn kǒu chē
[00:46.31] bù miǎn jiǎo bāi
[00:47.82] dà B xiǎo B
[00:49.23] sān bù zhe yī tái
[00:51.26] zhè shì zéi zǐ bó bo de zuì ài
[00:55.00] zhè zhǒng róng xìng nèi háng de lǒng ma liǎo jiě
[00:58.46] wú lùn shì chā zhì lù biān
[00:59.88] hái shì tíng zhì cuò nèi
[01:01.60] bù guǎn nǐ fáng dào qì dòu jǐ tái
[01:04.75] nǐ huì gǎn jué
[01:06.41] bǐ qīn xiàng mō cǎi
[01:08.03] nǐ ruò shǐ chē chū qù
[01:11.09] qí wū tuō chǒu fǎn lái
[01:15.33] shǐ shǐ nǐ shǐ yī shǐ
[01:17.17] wǒ ma mèi dòng
[01:18.38] hū rén jiǎng wǒ de háng qíng dǎi
[01:22.01] yín háng fēn qī
[01:23.56] ruò bù kěn hū wǒ dài
[01:25.13] biāo huì zǐ ma yào biāo lái
[01:27.62] mǎi yī tái
[01:28.86] shǐ shǐ yào shǐ lái shǐ
[01:30.45] yī rén yī tái
[01:31.57] dà jiā lǒng shǐ chū lái dà lù pái
[01:35.48] dà tái xiǎo tái
[01:36.82] kōng chē chāo zài
[01:38.66] lái ō
[01:40.93] dà jiā lǒng shǐ chū lái
[01:42.65] shǐ chū lái jǐ xián cài
[01:57.18] shǐ zhe guó chǎn chē
[01:58.59] nǐ zhī wǒ zhī
[02:00.40] nǐ wēn wēn nǐ shǐ
[02:01.54] ma zhēn kuài huài
[02:03.66] ruò xiǎng yào zài měi méi
[02:05.34] hēng nǐ shí kǎ chǒu
[02:07.00] chú fēi nǐ wú jì jiào rén shēng le qí guài
[02:10.52] nà zhōng gǔ chē
[02:12.18] shàng hǎo shì mì
[02:13.66] nà wú nǐ mù zhōu zhe ài yǒu gòu lì
[02:17.05] bù tōng kàn chē měi měi zǐ
[02:19.08] nǐ zhe ài
[02:20.63] ruò zhuàng guò pào guò wěn guò yān guò
[02:22.95] nǐ gān kàn huì chū lái
[02:27.49] ruò tái wān de chē
[02:28.86] lǒng zǒng yǒu jǐ tái
[02:30.64] tīng jiǎng yǒu jì lù yǐ jīng pò shì jiè
[02:33.86] xiǎng zán de guò qù
[02:35.78] kàn zán de wèi lái
[02:37.75] wǒ liú chū ài guó de mù shǐ
[02:40.98] a zán de xiàn zài
[02:41.07] a zán de xià yī dài
[02:44.44] měi rì wèi chē wú nài
[02:47.83] zhè zhǒng tòng kǔ yīng bù yīng gāi mì wèn wǒ
[02:50.88] yīn wèi wǒ zhè ma hū
[02:52.92] dǎi shì la
[02:53.72] yào qù mǎi dì wǔ tái
[02:57.84] shǐ shǐ nǐ shǐ yī shǐ
[02:59.56] wǒ ma mèi dòng
[03:01.04] hū rén jiǎng wǒ de háng qíng dǎi
[03:04.37] yín háng fēn qī
[03:05.71] ruò bù kěn hū wǒ dài
[03:07.60] biāo huì zǐ ma yào biāo lái
[03:09.40] mǎi yī tái
[03:11.28] shǐ shǐ yào shǐ lái shǐ
[03:12.33] yī rén yī tái
[03:14.17] dà jiā lǒng shǐ chū lái dà lù pái
[03:17.94] dà tái xiǎo tái
[03:19.35] kōng chē chāo zài
[03:21.20] lái ō
[03:23.41] dà jiā lǒng shǐ chū lái
[03:25.14] shǐ chū lái jǐ xián cài
[03:30.19] cóng gāo sù gōng lù
[03:31.42] yī zhí sāi jiǎ shì nèi
[03:32.95] dà jiā yǒu yuán fèn
[03:34.60] sāi chē sāi jiǎ shú xī
[03:36.45] dà jiā lái bǐ sài
[03:38.58] shǐ shàng màn de zhe jīn pái