乞食歌

歌曲 乞食歌
歌手 郑进一
专辑 救国神经病(口白歪歌系列3)

歌词

[00:00.00] 作词 : 作曲是蔭屍人
[01:08.506] (兄)正月算来是过新年 锣鼓炮声响连天
[01:19.108] 伸手牵着阮小弟 家家户户来分钱
[01:26.758] 阮是无父无母的孤儿 屏段赚又搁骨力开钱
[01:35.381] 请你ㄚ出手是觅ㄚ客气 一千五百以下觅考虑
[01:43.445] (弟)二月算来呀陈ㄚ新雷 叫声阿兄 咱紧来去
[02:00.67] 明仔在有三脚的会仔钱 银行的贷款搁到期
[02:07.287] 堵着今年是歹景气 各行各业拢虚虚虚ㄛ
[02:17.43] 分咱尚少可能是不得已 阿兄你着不通发脾气
[02:24.324] (兄)三月算来ㄚ是清明 人人扫墓上山顶
[02:41.444] 叫声小弟你叼行进前 我来拷草你甲人斗烧金
[02:49.508] 顺煞甲人报告咱的行情 一门墓碑咱们总收六千
[02:57.400] 三牲四果着乎人拿ㄚ返去用 因为咱无冰箱通好冰ㄛ
[03:05.828] (弟)四月算来是春天后 无寒无热风透透
[03:22.214] 每日睏甲日中逗 甲阮阿兄送饭包
[03:30.691] 因为阮阿兄是歹嘴斗 捡菜捡食搁真快夭
[03:39.379] 想着歹命强要哭 何时何日才会出头
[03:47.601] (兄)五月算来是绑肉粽 听讲纪念一个七桃人
[04:04.03] 伊的名叫做诸ㄚ葛亮 随嘉庆君是到台湾
[04:12.338] 为着要保护一个情报员ㄚ 全家跳落去基隆港
[04:20.690] 你若有听过烧ㄚ肉粽 作词作曲是荫屍人
[04:28.962] (弟)六月算来是茉莉花香 对对情人入洞房
[04:45.441] 想到阿兄我目眶红 为阮牺牲嘛有够重
[04:53.873] 为着要照顾我归世人 另外彼个小弟ㄚ煞放咧乎孵脓
[05:02.61] 甘愿录影带看归暗 看甲已经强要不成人
[05:09.250] (兄)七月算来ㄚ是普渡 真多好兄弟仔咱爱照顾
[05:26.721] 人讲好心ㄚ有ㄚ好报 做歹事叼不通行暗路
[05:34.577] 害我每日看着日ㄚ头落 就缩治厝内不敢四界余
[05:43.312] 我诚ㄚ心ㄚ诚ㄚ意ㄚ来ㄚ祈祷 若要乎着捉阮小弟ㄚ伊卡可恶
[05:51.312] (弟)八月算来ㄚ是中秋 閤家团圆赏月娘
[06:08.96] 一个头家嘛真夭寿 只那分我一粒文旦柚
[06:16.372] 这款侮辱我不接受 阿兄决定要去报仇
[06:23.582] 跪惦伊门口ㄚ苦苦哀求 想不到煞去乎伊泼猪油
[06:33.21] (兄)九月算来ㄚ是ㄚ重阳 想着食老我无路用
[06:49.390] 叫声小弟ㄚ你爱ㄚ坚强 阿兄若扯起来你着觅悲伤
[06:57.199] (弟)阿兄你着爱听我讲 我有走去庙仔问彼个土地公
[07:05.935] 伊讲你上多是乎车撞 上盖严重呀是中风
[07:13.311] (兄)十ㄚ月ㄚ算ㄚ来ㄚ秋ㄚ风ㄚ冷ㄚㄛ 无人了解乞食的心情
[07:29.726] 现代的人ㄚ无ㄚ人性 小气冻酸搁无ㄚ良心ㄛ
[07:37.994] (弟)人讲人情是冷如冰 阿兄你生气是有啥路用
[07:47.120] 举头三尺有神明 彼款的人一定有报应
[07:55.199] (兄)十一月算来是冬至 不知不觉加一岁
[08:12.29] 今ㄚ年的体检ㄚ若通过 小弟ㄚ你着爱去兵营来受罪ㄛ
[08:20.285] 我对三岁着假清瞑 绝对看不出我是假
[08:27.629] 假使这招若骗未过 我还搁一步惦土脚爬
[08:36.783] (兄)十二月算来ㄚ是ㄚ年底
[08:49.211] (弟)辛苦一年有代价
[08:52.365] (兄)叫声小弟仔你叼免ㄚ歹势
[08:56.680] (弟)阿兄人我已经揣好布袋
[09:01.54] (兄)我做乞食嘛有ㄚ计划
[09:04.890] (弟)明年开始我假做畜牲
[09:09.342] (合)同生同死同进退 代代做乞食嘛无反悔

拼音

[00:00.00] zuò cí : zuò qǔ shì yīn shī rén
[01:08.506] xiōng zhēng yuè suàn lái shì guò xīn nián  luó gǔ pào shēng xiǎng lián tiān
[01:19.108] shēn shǒu qiān zhe ruǎn xiǎo dì  jiā jiā hù hù lái fēn qián
[01:26.758] ruǎn shì wú fù wú mǔ de gū ér  píng duàn zhuàn yòu gē gǔ lì kāi qián
[01:35.381] qǐng nǐ chū shǒu shì mì kè qì  yī qiān wǔ bǎi yǐ xià mì kǎo lǜ
[01:43.445] dì èr yuè suàn lái ya chén xīn léi  jiào shēng ā xiōng  zán jǐn lái qù
[02:00.67] míng zǐ zài yǒu sān jiǎo de huì zǐ qián  yín háng de dài kuǎn gē dào qī
[02:07.287] dǔ zhe jīn nián shì dǎi jǐng qì  gè háng gè yè lǒng xū xū xū
[02:17.43] fēn zán shàng shǎo kě néng shì bù dé yǐ  ā xiōng nǐ zhe bù tōng fā pí qì
[02:24.324] xiōng sān yuè suàn lái shì qīng míng  rén rén sǎo mù shàng shān dǐng
[02:41.444] jiào shēng xiǎo dì nǐ diāo xíng jìn qián  wǒ lái kǎo cǎo nǐ jiǎ rén dòu shāo jīn
[02:49.508] shùn shā jiǎ rén bào gào zán de háng qíng  yī mén mù bēi zán men zǒng shōu liù qiān
[02:57.400] sān shēng sì guǒ zhe hū rén ná fǎn qù yòng  yīn wèi zán wú bīng xiāng tōng hǎo bīng
[03:05.828] dì sì yuè suàn lái shì chūn tiān hòu  wú hán wú rè fēng tòu tòu
[03:22.214] měi rì kùn jiǎ rì zhōng dòu  jiǎ ruǎn ā xiōng sòng fàn bāo
[03:30.691] yīn wèi ruǎn ā xiōng shì dǎi zuǐ dòu  jiǎn cài jiǎn shí gē zhēn kuài yāo
[03:39.379] xiǎng zhe dǎi mìng qiáng yào kū  hé shí hé rì cái huì chū tóu
[03:47.601] xiōng wǔ yuè suàn lái shì bǎng ròu zòng  tīng jiǎng jì niàn yí gè qī táo rén
[04:04.03] yī de míng jiào zuò zhū gé liàng  suí jiā qìng jūn shì dào tái wān
[04:12.338] wéi zhe yào bǎo hù yí gè qíng bào yuán  quán jiā tiào luò qù jī lóng gǎng
[04:20.690] nǐ ruò yǒu tīng guò shāo ròu zòng  zuò cí zuò qǔ shì yīn shī rén
[04:28.962] dì liù yuè suàn lái shì mò lì huā xiāng  duì duì qíng rén rù dòng fáng
[04:45.441] xiǎng dào ā xiōng wǒ mù kuàng hóng  wèi ruǎn xī shēng ma yǒu gòu zhòng
[04:53.873] wéi zhe yào zhào gù wǒ guī shì rén  lìng wài bǐ gè xiǎo dì shā fàng liě hū fū nóng
[05:02.61] gān yuàn lù yǐng dài kàn guī àn  kàn jiǎ yǐ jīng qiáng yào bù chéng rén
[05:09.250] xiōng qī yuè suàn lái shì pǔ dù  zhēn duō hǎo xiōng dì zǐ zán ài zhào gù
[05:26.721] rén jiǎng hǎo xīn yǒu hǎo bào  zuò dǎi shì diāo bù tōng xíng àn lù
[05:34.577] hài wǒ měi rì kàn zhe rì tóu luò  jiù suō zhì cuò nèi bù gǎn sì jiè yú
[05:43.312] wǒ chéng xīn chéng yì lái qí dǎo  ruò yào hū zhe zhuō ruǎn xiǎo dì yī kǎ kě wù
[05:51.312] dì bā yuè suàn lái shì zhōng qiū  gé jiā tuán yuán shǎng yuè niáng
[06:08.96] yí gè tóu jiā ma zhēn yāo shòu  zhǐ nà fēn wǒ yī lì wén dàn yòu
[06:16.372] zhè kuǎn wǔ rǔ wǒ bù jiē shòu  ā xiōng jué dìng yào qù bào chóu
[06:23.582] guì diàn yī mén kǒu kǔ kǔ āi qiú  xiǎng bú dào shā qù hū yī pō zhū yóu
[06:33.21] xiōng jiǔ yuè suàn lái shì chóng yáng  xiǎng zhe shí lǎo wǒ wú lù yòng
[06:49.390] jiào shēng xiǎo dì nǐ ài jiān qiáng  ā xiōng ruò chě qǐ lái nǐ zhe mì bēi shāng
[06:57.199] dì ā xiōng nǐ zhe ài tīng wǒ jiǎng  wǒ yǒu zǒu qù miào zǐ wèn bǐ gè tǔ dì gōng
[07:05.935] yī jiǎng nǐ shàng duō shì hū chē zhuàng  shàng gài yán zhòng ya shì zhòng fēng
[07:13.311] xiōng shí yuè suàn lái qiū fēng lěng  wú rén liǎo jiě qǐ shí de xīn qíng
[07:29.726] xiàn dài de rén wú rén xìng  xiǎo qì dòng suān gē wú liáng xīn
[07:37.994] dì rén jiǎng rén qíng shì lěng rú bīng  ā xiōng nǐ shēng qì shì yǒu shà lù yòng
[07:47.120] jǔ tóu sān chǐ yǒu shén míng  bǐ kuǎn de rén yí dìng yǒu bào yìng
[07:55.199] xiōng shí yī yuè suàn lái shì dōng zhì  bù zhī bù jué jiā yī suì
[08:12.29] jīn nián de tǐ jiǎn ruò tōng guò  xiǎo dì nǐ zhe ài qù bīng yíng lái shòu zuì
[08:20.285] wǒ duì sān suì zhe jiǎ qīng míng  jué duì kàn bu chū wǒ shì jiǎ
[08:27.629] jiǎ shǐ zhè zhāo ruò piàn wèi guò  wǒ hái gē yī bù diàn tǔ jiǎo pá
[08:36.783] xiōng shí èr yuè suàn lái shì nián dǐ
[08:49.211] dì xīn kǔ yī nián yǒu dài jià
[08:52.365] xiōng jiào shēng xiǎo dì zǐ nǐ diāo miǎn dǎi shì
[08:56.680] dì ā xiōng rén wǒ yǐ jīng chuāi hǎo bù dài
[09:01.54] xiōng wǒ zuò qǐ shí ma yǒu jì huà
[09:04.890] dì míng nián kāi shǐ wǒ jiǎ zuò chù shēng
[09:09.342] hé tóng shēng tóng sǐ tóng jìn tuì  dài dài zuò qǐ shí ma wú fǎn huǐ