[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 粥稀稀 |
[00:01.00] | 作词 : 粥稀稀 |
[00:35.48] | 在我们那边的山里 |
[00:37.25] | 从前有个传说 |
[00:39.29] | 百年之内在我们村里会出一个绝世帅哥 |
[00:43.21] | 人们都在纷纷说着 |
[00:45.47] | 都在纷纷私下琢磨 |
[00:47.28] | 不知哪家的祖坟冒青烟这是祖上积了德 |
[00:51.18] | 突然一道红光闪过 |
[00:53.26] | 天地随着一阵乱抖 |
[00:55.44] | 云彩拼成一个大大的帅字掉在我的门口 |
[00:59.25] | 我本来不怎么明白 到底怎样叫做帅 |
[01:03.05] | 直到有天拿起镜子一看我恍然大悟了 |
[01:07.13] | 我5岁参加村里的选美就得了个第一 |
[01:11.14] | 自从那年开始来家里的媒婆多的像蚂蚁 |
[01:15.10] | 每当走在街上总有女生尖叫着晕倒在地 |
[01:19.31] | 我帅得妨碍了交通只好出门戴面具 |
[01:27.26] | 在我们村里头我最坏 |
[01:29.70] | 坏得我流油坏得我冒烟坏得我全身冒汗 |
[01:33.35] | 在我们村里头我最拽 |
[01:36.02] | 横的是螃蟹竖的是王八横竖没有我拽 |
[01:39.38] | 在我们村里头我最酷 |
[01:41.80] | 不光是外酷而且还内酷简直是没法不酷 |
[01:45.34] | 在我们村里头我最帅 |
[01:47.84] | 帅出了风格帅出了水平帅遍了整个时代 |
[02:27.29] | 我跟如花说我不帅 |
[02:29.26] | 挨了一巴掌 |
[02:31.07] | 她哭着说我这人怎么那么爱撒谎 |
[02:34.97] | 我跟小芳说我不帅 |
[02:37.24] | 给我来招一阳指 |
[02:39.04] | 她说你这人什么都好就是有点不老实 |
[02:43.01] | 好吧好吧就算我最帅 |
[02:45.31] | 这下大家满意了吧 |
[02:47.22] | 结果铺天盖地的拳头打的我满脸开了花 |
[02:51.02] | 一群女生哭着叫着跳着要跟我拼命 |
[02:55.02] | 什么叫做就算 |
[02:56.79] | 本来事实就是这样的 |
[02:59.34] | 我5岁参加村里的选美就得了个第一 |
[03:03.07] | 自从那年开始来家里的媒婆多的像蚂蚁 |
[03:07.06] | 每当走在街上总有女生尖叫着晕倒在地 |
[03:11.32] | 我帅得妨碍了交通只好出门戴面具 |
[03:19.80] | 在我们村里头我最坏 |
[03:21.76] | 坏得我流油坏得我冒烟坏得我全身冒汗 |
[03:25.39] | 在我们村里头我最拽 |
[03:27.88] | 横的是螃蟹竖的是王八横竖没有我拽 |
[03:31.54] | 在我们村里头我最酷 |
[03:33.86] | 不光是外酷而且还内酷简直是没法不酷 |
[03:37.32] | 在我们村里头我最帅 |
[03:39.80] | 帅出了风格帅出了水平帅遍了整个时代 |
[03:43.33] | 在我们村里头我最坏 |
[03:45.75] | 坏得我流油坏得我冒烟坏得我全身冒汗 |
[03:49.29] | 在我们村里头我最拽 |
[03:51.83] | 横的是螃蟹竖的是王八横竖没有我拽 |
[03:55.35] | 在我们村里头我最酷 |
[03:57.79] | 不光是外酷而且还内酷简直是没法不酷 |
[04:01.40] | 在我们村里头我最帅 |
[04:03.80] | 帅出了风格帅出了水平帅遍了整个时代 |
[04:07.48] | 帅出了风格帅出了水平帅遍了整个时代 |
[04:11.34] | 帅出了风格帅出了水平帅遍了整个时代 |
[04:17.79] | 我妈说 |
[04:19.32] | 不要轻易告诉别的女孩 |
[04:22.24] | 我的电话 |
[04:24.50] |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhou xi xi |
[00:01.00] | zuo ci : zhou xi xi |
[00:35.48] | zai wo men na bian de shan li |
[00:37.25] | cong qian you ge chuan shuo |
[00:39.29] | bai nian zhi nei zai wo men cun li hui chu yi ge jue shi shuai ge |
[00:43.21] | ren men dou zai fen fen shuo zhe |
[00:45.47] | dou zai fen fen si xia zuo mo |
[00:47.28] | bu zhi na jia de zu fen mao qing yan zhe shi zu shang ji le de |
[00:51.18] | tu ran yi dao hong guang shan guo |
[00:53.26] | tian di sui zhe yi zhen luan dou |
[00:55.44] | yun cai pin cheng yi ge da da de shuai zi diao zai wo de men kou |
[00:59.25] | wo ben lai bu zen me ming bai dao di zen yang jiao zuo shuai |
[01:03.05] | zhi dao you tian na qi jing zi yi kan wo huang ran da wu le |
[01:07.13] | wo 5 sui can jia cun li de xuan mei jiu de le ge di yi |
[01:11.14] | zi cong na nian kai shi lai jia li de mei po duo de xiang ma yi |
[01:15.10] | mei dang zou zai jie shang zong you nv sheng jian jiao zhe yun dao zai di |
[01:19.31] | wo shuai de fang ai le jiao tong zhi hao chu men dai mian ju |
[01:27.26] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui huai |
[01:29.70] | huai de wo liu you huai de wo mao yan huai de wo quan shen mao han |
[01:33.35] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui zhuai |
[01:36.02] | heng de shi pang xie shu de shi wang ba heng shu mei you wo zhuai |
[01:39.38] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui ku |
[01:41.80] | bu guang shi wai ku er qie hai nei ku jian zhi shi mei fa bu ku |
[01:45.34] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui shuai |
[01:47.84] | shuai chu le feng ge shuai chu le shui ping shuai bian le zheng ge shi dai |
[02:27.29] | wo gen ru hua shuo wo bu shuai |
[02:29.26] | ai le yi ba zhang |
[02:31.07] | ta ku zhe shuo wo zhe ren zen me na me ai sa huang |
[02:34.97] | wo gen xiao fang shuo wo bu shuai |
[02:37.24] | gei wo lai zhao yi yang zhi |
[02:39.04] | ta shuo ni zhe ren shen me dou hao jiu shi you dian bu lao shi |
[02:43.01] | hao ba hao ba jiu suan wo zui shuai |
[02:45.31] | zhe xia da jia man yi le ba |
[02:47.22] | jie guo pu tian gai di de quan tou da de wo man lian kai le hua |
[02:51.02] | yi qun nv sheng ku zhe jiao zhe tiao zhe yao gen wo pin ming |
[02:55.02] | shen me jiao zuo jiu suan |
[02:56.79] | ben lai shi shi jiu shi zhe yang de |
[02:59.34] | wo 5 sui can jia cun li de xuan mei jiu de le ge di yi |
[03:03.07] | zi cong na nian kai shi lai jia li de mei po duo de xiang ma yi |
[03:07.06] | mei dang zou zai jie shang zong you nv sheng jian jiao zhe yun dao zai di |
[03:11.32] | wo shuai de fang ai le jiao tong zhi hao chu men dai mian ju |
[03:19.80] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui huai |
[03:21.76] | huai de wo liu you huai de wo mao yan huai de wo quan shen mao han |
[03:25.39] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui zhuai |
[03:27.88] | heng de shi pang xie shu de shi wang ba heng shu mei you wo zhuai |
[03:31.54] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui ku |
[03:33.86] | bu guang shi wai ku er qie hai nei ku jian zhi shi mei fa bu ku |
[03:37.32] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui shuai |
[03:39.80] | shuai chu le feng ge shuai chu le shui ping shuai bian le zheng ge shi dai |
[03:43.33] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui huai |
[03:45.75] | huai de wo liu you huai de wo mao yan huai de wo quan shen mao han |
[03:49.29] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui zhuai |
[03:51.83] | heng de shi pang xie shu de shi wang ba heng shu mei you wo zhuai |
[03:55.35] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui ku |
[03:57.79] | bu guang shi wai ku er qie hai nei ku jian zhi shi mei fa bu ku |
[04:01.40] | zai wo men cun li tou wo zui shuai |
[04:03.80] | shuai chu le feng ge shuai chu le shui ping shuai bian le zheng ge shi dai |
[04:07.48] | shuai chu le feng ge shuai chu le shui ping shuai bian le zheng ge shi dai |
[04:11.34] | shuai chu le feng ge shuai chu le shui ping shuai bian le zheng ge shi dai |
[04:17.79] | wo ma shuo |
[04:19.32] | bu yao qing yi gao su bie de nv hai |
[04:22.24] | wo de dian hua |
[04:24.50] |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhōu xī xī |
[00:01.00] | zuò cí : zhōu xī xī |
[00:35.48] | zài wǒ men nà biān de shān lǐ |
[00:37.25] | cóng qián yǒu gè chuán shuō |
[00:39.29] | bǎi nián zhī nèi zài wǒ men cūn lǐ huì chū yí gè jué shì shuài gē |
[00:43.21] | rén men dōu zài fēn fēn shuō zhe |
[00:45.47] | dōu zài fēn fēn sī xià zuó mo |
[00:47.28] | bù zhī nǎ jiā de zǔ fén mào qīng yān zhè shì zǔ shàng jī le dé |
[00:51.18] | tū rán yī dào hóng guāng shǎn guò |
[00:53.26] | tiān dì suí zhe yī zhèn luàn dǒu |
[00:55.44] | yún cǎi pīn chéng yí gè dà dà de shuài zì diào zài wǒ de mén kǒu |
[00:59.25] | wǒ běn lái bù zěn me míng bái dào dǐ zěn yàng jiào zuò shuài |
[01:03.05] | zhí dào yǒu tiān ná qǐ jìng zi yī kàn wǒ huǎng rán dà wù le |
[01:07.13] | wǒ 5 suì cān jiā cūn lǐ de xuǎn měi jiù dé le gè dì yī |
[01:11.14] | zì cóng nà nián kāi shǐ lái jiā lǐ de méi pó duō de xiàng mǎ yǐ |
[01:15.10] | měi dāng zǒu zài jiē shàng zǒng yǒu nǚ shēng jiān jiào zhe yūn dǎo zài dì |
[01:19.31] | wǒ shuài dé fáng ài le jiāo tōng zhǐ hǎo chū mén dài miàn jù |
[01:27.26] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì huài |
[01:29.70] | huài dé wǒ liú yóu huài dé wǒ mào yān huài dé wǒ quán shēn mào hàn |
[01:33.35] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì zhuāi |
[01:36.02] | héng de shì páng xiè shù de shì wáng bā héng shù méi yǒu wǒ zhuāi |
[01:39.38] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì kù |
[01:41.80] | bù guāng shì wài kù ér qiě hái nèi kù jiǎn zhí shì méi fǎ bù kù |
[01:45.34] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì shuài |
[01:47.84] | shuài chū le fēng gé shuài chū le shuǐ píng shuài biàn le zhěng gè shí dài |
[02:27.29] | wǒ gēn rú huā shuō wǒ bù shuài |
[02:29.26] | āi le yī bā zhǎng |
[02:31.07] | tā kū zhe shuō wǒ zhè rén zěn me nà me ài sā huǎng |
[02:34.97] | wǒ gēn xiǎo fāng shuō wǒ bù shuài |
[02:37.24] | gěi wǒ lái zhāo yī yáng zhǐ |
[02:39.04] | tā shuō nǐ zhè rén shén me dōu hǎo jiù shì yǒu diǎn bù lǎo shí |
[02:43.01] | hǎo ba hǎo ba jiù suàn wǒ zuì shuài |
[02:45.31] | zhè xià dà jiā mǎn yì le ba |
[02:47.22] | jié guǒ pū tiān gài dì de quán tou dǎ de wǒ mǎn liǎn kāi le huā |
[02:51.02] | yī qún nǚ shēng kū zhe jiào zhe tiào zhe yào gēn wǒ pīn mìng |
[02:55.02] | shén me jiào zuò jiù suàn |
[02:56.79] | běn lái shì shí jiù shì zhè yàng de |
[02:59.34] | wǒ 5 suì cān jiā cūn lǐ de xuǎn měi jiù dé le gè dì yī |
[03:03.07] | zì cóng nà nián kāi shǐ lái jiā lǐ de méi pó duō de xiàng mǎ yǐ |
[03:07.06] | měi dāng zǒu zài jiē shàng zǒng yǒu nǚ shēng jiān jiào zhe yūn dǎo zài dì |
[03:11.32] | wǒ shuài dé fáng ài le jiāo tōng zhǐ hǎo chū mén dài miàn jù |
[03:19.80] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì huài |
[03:21.76] | huài dé wǒ liú yóu huài dé wǒ mào yān huài dé wǒ quán shēn mào hàn |
[03:25.39] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì zhuāi |
[03:27.88] | héng de shì páng xiè shù de shì wáng bā héng shù méi yǒu wǒ zhuāi |
[03:31.54] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì kù |
[03:33.86] | bù guāng shì wài kù ér qiě hái nèi kù jiǎn zhí shì méi fǎ bù kù |
[03:37.32] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì shuài |
[03:39.80] | shuài chū le fēng gé shuài chū le shuǐ píng shuài biàn le zhěng gè shí dài |
[03:43.33] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì huài |
[03:45.75] | huài dé wǒ liú yóu huài dé wǒ mào yān huài dé wǒ quán shēn mào hàn |
[03:49.29] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì zhuāi |
[03:51.83] | héng de shì páng xiè shù de shì wáng bā héng shù méi yǒu wǒ zhuāi |
[03:55.35] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì kù |
[03:57.79] | bù guāng shì wài kù ér qiě hái nèi kù jiǎn zhí shì méi fǎ bù kù |
[04:01.40] | zài wǒ men cūn lǐ tou wǒ zuì shuài |
[04:03.80] | shuài chū le fēng gé shuài chū le shuǐ píng shuài biàn le zhěng gè shí dài |
[04:07.48] | shuài chū le fēng gé shuài chū le shuǐ píng shuài biàn le zhěng gè shí dài |
[04:11.34] | shuài chū le fēng gé shuài chū le shuǐ píng shuài biàn le zhěng gè shí dài |
[04:17.79] | wǒ mā shuō |
[04:19.32] | bú yào qīng yì gào sù bié de nǚ hái |
[04:22.24] | wǒ de diàn huà |
[04:24.50] |