| [00:37.10] | 哎~哎~ |
| [00:48.28] | 本来我们家的美眉还挺温柔大方的 |
| [00:51.22] | 出得厅堂还能进得厨房 |
| [00:52.97] | 想当年我打败整整一个团的男生, |
| [00:55.97] | 千辛万苦才把我的美眉骗到了手心。 |
| [00:59.41] | 可不知什么时候她就迷上了电脑, |
| [01:02.53] | 一天到晚挂在网上从不干正事, |
| [01:05.97] | 还说以后电脑是大让我做小的, |
| [01:08.91] | 怎么莫名其妙我就变成二房了。 |
| [01:11.97] | 有次问她我的黑色西装给我放哪儿了, |
| [01:15.28] | 我马上有事要出去急着要穿呢! |
| [01:18.03] | 她头也不回的随口抛出一句话, |
| [01:20.47] | 气的我当时差点就要吐血了。 |
| [01:23.22] | 她说什么了,她说什么了,她说什么了让你这么激动啊? |
| [01:29.03] | 她说什么了,她说什么了,她说什么了让你这么激动啊? |
| [01:38.85] | 要是找不到,我就用QQ试一下, |
| [01:41.28] | 总而言之你就放心好了, |
| [01:43.22] | 这天下就没有我找不到的东东啊 ! |
| [01:46.28] | 那天定的电饭锅,三天还没送过来。 |
| [01:53.47] | 叫我去商场问问看是怎么一回事, |
| [01:56.54] | 我去了那里找了经理找到送货员, |
| [01:59.28] | 翻了半天总算找到送货单, |
| [02:01.60] | 别的地方填的其实也没错。 |
| [02:03.91] | 可是地址一栏写的那真叫有创意, |
| [02:08.72] | 还是网络辣妹 哎呦 我的天哪! |
| [02:12.41] | 每天电脑总是热的,开水总是凉的, |
| [02:17.66] | 她的眼圈总是黑的,眼珠总是白的, |
| [02:20.97] | 家里厨房总是新的,衣服总是脏的, |
| [02:23.85] | 她每句话都是对的,我所有都是错的。 |
| [02:27.46] | |
| [02:45.10] | 做出租的时候,把包忘车上了, |
| [02:47.73] | 司机师傅还真负责,给送回家了, |
| [02:50.60] | 她开门一看,原来是来还包的。 |
| [02:53.61] | 一激动就不知道嘴在哪了, |
| [02:55.91] | 冲口而出 说了一句话: |
| [02:58.29] | 师傅你QQ号码是多少,我加你。 |
| [03:02.54] | 我买了几斤螃蟹,泡在脸盆里, |
| [03:05.92] | 不知怎么有那么一只跑了, |
| [03:08.79] | 找了半天她在冰箱后面找到了, |
| [03:12.11] | 嘴里还在嘟嘟啷啷的数落: |
| [03:14.85] | 上了网我也认识你是谁, |
| [03:17.48] | 你以为换了头像就能蒙的了我吗? |
| [03:20.98] | 我一听之下 觉得有点不对劲, |
| [03:23.73] | 跑去一看,“哇嗷”原来是只蜘蛛。 |
| [03:27.17] | Music |
| [03:29.47] | |
| [03:32.76] | 看她这么走火入魔气的我跟她吵一架, |
| [03:35.96] | 吵起架来当然没什么好话, |
| [03:38.08] | 她像受了天大委屈一样, |
| [03:40.14] | 哎。收拾大包小包 就回了娘家。 |
| [03:44.02] | 临走时 还留下 便条一张, |
| [03:46.26] | 拿起一看��我晕,还全是密码: |
| [03:50.39] | 555555 88886 落款是7 ,这是什么。 |
| [03:57.13] | |
| [03:59.82] | 555555 88886 落款是7 ,哟 我的天哪! |
| [04:05.43] | |
| [04:36.12] | 啊~不过了!!! |
| [00:37.10] | ai ai |
| [00:48.28] | ben lai wo men jia de mei mei hai ting wen rou da fang de |
| [00:51.22] | chu de ting tang hai neng jin de chu fang |
| [00:52.97] | xiang dang nian wo da bai zheng zheng yi ge tuan de nan sheng, |
| [00:55.97] | qian xin wan ku cai ba wo de mei mei pian dao le shou xin. |
| [00:59.41] | ke bu zhi shen me shi hou ta jiu mi shang le dian nao, |
| [01:02.53] | yi tian dao wan gua zai wang shang cong bu gan zheng shi, |
| [01:05.97] | hai shuo yi hou dian nao shi da rang wo zuo xiao de, |
| [01:08.91] | zen me mo ming qi miao wo jiu bian cheng er fang le. |
| [01:11.97] | you ci wen ta wo de hei se xi zhuang gei wo fang na er le, |
| [01:15.28] | wo ma shang you shi yao chu qu ji zhe yao chuan ne! |
| [01:18.03] | ta tou ye bu hui de sui kou pao chu yi ju hua, |
| [01:20.47] | qi de wo dang shi cha dian jiu yao tu xie le. |
| [01:23.22] | ta shuo shi mo le, ta shuo shi mo le, ta shuo shi mo le rang ni zhe me ji dong a? |
| [01:29.03] | ta shuo shi mo le, ta shuo shi mo le, ta shuo shi mo le rang ni zhe me ji dong a? |
| [01:38.85] | yao shi zhao bu dao, wo jiu yong QQ shi yi xia, |
| [01:41.28] | zong er yan zhi ni jiu fang xin hao le, |
| [01:43.22] | zhe tian xia jiu mei you wo zhao bu dao de dong dong a ! |
| [01:46.28] | na tian ding de dian fan guo, san tian hai mei song guo lai. |
| [01:53.47] | jiao wo qu shang chang wen wen kan shi zen me yi hui shi, |
| [01:56.54] | wo qu le na li zhao le jing li zhao dao song huo yuan, |
| [01:59.28] | fan le ban tian zong suan zhao dao song huo dan, |
| [02:01.60] | bie de di fang tian de qi shi ye mei cuo. |
| [02:03.91] | ke shi di zhi yi lan xie de na zhen jiao you chuang yi, |
| [02:08.72] | hai shi wang luo la mei ai you wo de tian na! |
| [02:12.41] | mei tian dian nao zong shi re de, kai shui zong shi liang de, |
| [02:17.66] | ta de yan quan zong shi hei de, yan zhu zong shi bai de, |
| [02:20.97] | jia li chu fang zong shi xin de, yi fu zong shi zang de, |
| [02:23.85] | ta mei ju hua dou shi dui de, wo suo you dou shi cuo de. |
| [02:27.46] | |
| [02:45.10] | zuo chu zu de shi hou, ba bao wang che shang le, |
| [02:47.73] | si ji shi fu hai zhen fu ze, gei song hui jia le, |
| [02:50.60] | ta kai men yi kan, yuan lai shi lai huan bao de. |
| [02:53.61] | yi ji dong jiu bu zhi dao zui zai na le, |
| [02:55.91] | chong kou er chu shuo le yi ju hua: |
| [02:58.29] | shi fu ni QQ hao ma shi duo shao, wo jia ni. |
| [03:02.54] | wo mai le ji jin pang xie, pao zai lian pen li, |
| [03:05.92] | bu zhi zen me you na me yi zhi pao le, |
| [03:08.79] | zhao le ban tian ta zai bing xiang hou mian zhao dao le, |
| [03:12.11] | zui li hai zai du du lang lang de shu luo: |
| [03:14.85] | shang le wang wo ye ren shi ni shi shui, |
| [03:17.48] | ni yi wei huan le tou xiang jiu neng meng de le wo ma? |
| [03:20.98] | wo yi ting zhi xia jue de you dian bu dui jin, |
| [03:23.73] | pao qu yi kan," wa ao" yuan lai shi zhi zhi zhu. |
| [03:27.17] | Music |
| [03:29.47] | |
| [03:32.76] | kan ta zhe me zou huo ru mo qi de wo gen ta chao yi jia, |
| [03:35.96] | chao qi jia lai dang ran mei shen me hao hua, |
| [03:38.08] | ta xiang shou le tian da wei qu yi yang, |
| [03:40.14] | ai. shou shi da bao xiao bao jiu hui le niang jia. |
| [03:44.02] | lin zou shi hai liu xia bian tiao yi zhang, |
| [03:46.26] | na qi yi kan wo yun, hai quan shi mi ma: |
| [03:50.39] | 555555 88886 luo kuan shi 7 , zhe shi shen me. |
| [03:57.13] | |
| [03:59.82] | 555555 88886 luo kuan shi 7 , yo wo de tian na! |
| [04:05.43] | |
| [04:36.12] | a bu guo le!!! |
| [00:37.10] | āi āi |
| [00:48.28] | běn lái wǒ men jiā de měi méi hái tǐng wēn róu dà fāng de |
| [00:51.22] | chū dé tīng táng hái néng jìn dé chú fáng |
| [00:52.97] | xiǎng dāng nián wǒ dǎ bài zhěng zhěng yí gè tuán de nán shēng, |
| [00:55.97] | qiān xīn wàn kǔ cái bǎ wǒ de měi méi piàn dào le shǒu xīn. |
| [00:59.41] | kě bù zhī shén me shí hòu tā jiù mí shàng le diàn nǎo, |
| [01:02.53] | yì tiān dào wǎn guà zài wǎng shàng cóng bù gàn zhèng shì, |
| [01:05.97] | hái shuō yǐ hòu diàn nǎo shì dà ràng wǒ zuò xiǎo de, |
| [01:08.91] | zěn me mò míng qí miào wǒ jiù biàn chéng èr fáng le. |
| [01:11.97] | yǒu cì wèn tā wǒ de hēi sè xī zhuāng gěi wǒ fàng nǎ ér le, |
| [01:15.28] | wǒ mǎ shàng yǒu shì yào chū qù jí zhe yào chuān ne! |
| [01:18.03] | tā tóu yě bù huí de suí kǒu pāo chū yī jù huà, |
| [01:20.47] | qì de wǒ dāng shí chà diǎn jiù yào tù xiě le. |
| [01:23.22] | tā shuō shí mǒ le, tā shuō shí mǒ le, tā shuō shí mǒ le ràng nǐ zhè me jī dòng a? |
| [01:29.03] | tā shuō shí mǒ le, tā shuō shí mǒ le, tā shuō shí mǒ le ràng nǐ zhè me jī dòng a? |
| [01:38.85] | yào shì zhǎo bu dào, wǒ jiù yòng QQ shì yī xià, |
| [01:41.28] | zǒng ér yán zhī nǐ jiù fàng xīn hǎo le, |
| [01:43.22] | zhè tiān xià jiù méi yǒu wǒ zhǎo bu dào de dōng dōng a ! |
| [01:46.28] | nà tiān dìng de diàn fàn guō, sān tiān hái méi sòng guò lái. |
| [01:53.47] | jiào wǒ qù shāng chǎng wèn wèn kàn shì zěn me yī huí shì, |
| [01:56.54] | wǒ qù le nà lǐ zhǎo le jīng lǐ zhǎo dào sòng huò yuán, |
| [01:59.28] | fān le bàn tiān zǒng suàn zhǎo dào sòng huò dān, |
| [02:01.60] | bié de dì fāng tián de qí shí yě méi cuò. |
| [02:03.91] | kě shì dì zhǐ yī lán xiě de nà zhēn jiào yǒu chuàng yì, |
| [02:08.72] | hái shì wǎng luò là mèi āi yōu wǒ de tiān na! |
| [02:12.41] | měi tiān diàn nǎo zǒng shì rè de, kāi shuǐ zǒng shì liáng de, |
| [02:17.66] | tā de yǎn quān zǒng shì hēi de, yǎn zhū zǒng shì bái de, |
| [02:20.97] | jiā lǐ chú fáng zǒng shì xīn de, yī fú zǒng shì zàng de, |
| [02:23.85] | tā měi jù huà dōu shì duì de, wǒ suǒ yǒu dōu shì cuò de. |
| [02:27.46] | |
| [02:45.10] | zuò chū zū de shí hòu, bǎ bāo wàng chē shàng le, |
| [02:47.73] | sī jī shī fū hái zhēn fù zé, gěi sòng huí jiā le, |
| [02:50.60] | tā kāi mén yī kàn, yuán lái shì lái huán bāo de. |
| [02:53.61] | yī jī dòng jiù bù zhī dào zuǐ zài nǎ le, |
| [02:55.91] | chōng kǒu ér chū shuō le yī jù huà: |
| [02:58.29] | shī fū nǐ QQ hào mǎ shì duō shǎo, wǒ jiā nǐ. |
| [03:02.54] | wǒ mǎi le jǐ jīn páng xiè, pào zài liǎn pén lǐ, |
| [03:05.92] | bù zhī zěn me yǒu nà me yì zhī pǎo le, |
| [03:08.79] | zhǎo le bàn tiān tā zài bīng xiāng hòu miàn zhǎo dào le, |
| [03:12.11] | zuǐ lǐ hái zài dū dū lāng lāng de shǔ luò: |
| [03:14.85] | shàng le wǎng wǒ yě rèn shi nǐ shì shuí, |
| [03:17.48] | nǐ yǐ wéi huàn le tóu xiàng jiù néng méng de le wǒ ma? |
| [03:20.98] | wǒ yī tīng zhī xià jué de yǒu diǎn bú duì jìn, |
| [03:23.73] | pǎo qù yī kàn," wa áo" yuán lái shì zhǐ zhī zhū. |
| [03:27.17] | Music |
| [03:29.47] | |
| [03:32.76] | kàn tā zhè me zǒu huǒ rù mó qì de wǒ gēn tā chǎo yī jià, |
| [03:35.96] | chǎo qǐ jià lái dāng rán méi shén me hǎo huà, |
| [03:38.08] | tā xiàng shòu le tiān dà wěi qū yí yàng, |
| [03:40.14] | āi. shōu shí dà bāo xiǎo bāo jiù huí le niáng jiā. |
| [03:44.02] | lín zǒu shí hái liú xià biàn tiáo yī zhāng, |
| [03:46.26] | ná qǐ yī kàn wǒ yūn, hái quán shì mì mǎ: |
| [03:50.39] | 555555 88886 luò kuǎn shì 7 , zhè shì shén me. |
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| [03:59.82] | 555555 88886 luò kuǎn shì 7 , yō wǒ de tiān na! |
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| [04:36.12] | a bù guò le!!! |
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