西施 歌词
| 歌曲 | 西施 |
| 歌手 | 郑进一 |
| 专辑 | 简简单单(口白歪歌系列2) |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:22.16] | 我有一个七仔叫作扁G |
| [00:25.62] | 伊壳头缺嘴又搁蒜头鼻 |
| [00:27.96] | 长长的头毛可惜算算的无几支 |
| [00:30.80] | 有时存风若吹来亲像吹着蜘蛛丝 |
| [00:34.46] | 伊爸爸块开当店钱庄放重利 |
| [00:37.97] | 搁A局卖毒走私做乌龟 |
| [00:40.77] | 伊妈妈生美可惜脚骨大小支 |
| [00:43.40] | 听人讲十叁岁就乎伊阿叔块包饲 |
| [00:48.07] | 情人眼中出西施 |
| [00:50.50] | 丑女卡抹甲人相争 |
| [00:53.16] | 横竖我嘛不是什麽东西 |
| [00:56.17] | 大家拢无相批 |
| [00:59.07] | 情人眼中出西施 |
| [01:01.68] | 美的颠倒卡无彼青 |
| [01:04.40] | 横竖我嘛已经 |
| [01:05.99] | 虚 虚 虚 |
| [01:07.26] | 青对虚 |
| [01:09.00] | 看谁人卡吃亏 |
| [01:31.46] | 我有一只马仔叫WC |
| [01:33.69] | 内脚尾拢总一百四十二 |
| [01:36.36] | 肥肥的体格为何胸坎若楼梯 |
| [01:38.94] | 若躺块时存会冻停着二只喷射机 |
| [01:42.53] | 伊哥哥细汉就学人七桃做兄弟 |
| [01:46.08] | 出道就乎人邰一下变白痴 |
| [01:49.13] | 伊小弟块做律师替人打官司 |
| [01:51.45] | 听人讲这存治块内篱仔乎咱政府饲 |
| [01:56.33] | 情人眼中出西施 |
| [01:58.55] | 丑女卡抹甲人相争 |
| [02:01.32] | 横竖我嘛不是什麽东西 |
| [02:04.28] | 大家拢无相批 |
| [02:07.05] | 情人眼中出西施 |
| [02:09.87] | 美的颠倒卡无彼青 |
| [02:12.35] | 横竖我嘛已经 |
| [02:13.94] | 虚 虚 虚 |
| [02:15.44] | 青对虚 |
| [02:16.79] | 看谁人卡吃亏 |
| [02:38.59] | 我有一个爱人叫作ET |
| [02:41.81] | 伊丑甲出世父母着不敢饲 |
| [02:44.65] | 红红的嘴唇可惜内面搁大小齿 |
| [02:47.37] | 若雄雄笑的时存你会抓准看着鬼 |
| [02:51.50] | 伊姐姐块做护士住治疯病院 |
| [02:54.38] | 伊姊夫块做医生医自己 |
| [02:57.16] | 伊小妹真正古锥可惜烧支支 |
| [02:59.85] | 听人讲甘那拿囝仔会冻开一间孤儿院 |
| [03:04.37] | 情人眼中出西施 |
| [03:06.86] | 丑女卡抹甲人相争 |
| [03:09.55] | 横竖我嘛不是什麽东西 |
| [03:12.60] | 大家拢无相批 |
| [03:15.41] | 情人眼中出西施 |
| [03:17.90] | 美的颠倒卡无彼青 |
| [03:20.58] | 横竖我嘛已经 |
| [03:22.13] | 虚 虚 虚 |
| [03:23.55] | 青对虚 |
| [03:25.31] | 看谁人卡吃亏 |
| [00:22.16] | wo you yi ge qi zi jiao zuo bian G |
| [00:25.62] | yi ke tou que zui you ge suan tou bi |
| [00:27.96] | chang chang de tou mao ke xi suan suan de wu ji zhi |
| [00:30.80] | you shi cun feng ruo chui lai qin xiang chui zhe zhi zhu si |
| [00:34.46] | yi ba ba kuai kai dang dian qian zhuang fang zhong li |
| [00:37.97] | ge A ju mai du zou si zuo wu gui |
| [00:40.77] | yi ma ma sheng mei ke xi jiao gu da xiao zhi |
| [00:43.40] | ting ren jiang shi san sui jiu hu yi a shu kuai bao si |
| [00:48.07] | qing ren yan zhong chu xi shi |
| [00:50.50] | chou nv ka mo jia ren xiang zheng |
| [00:53.16] | heng shu wo ma bu shi shen mo dong xi |
| [00:56.17] | da jia long wu xiang pi |
| [00:59.07] | qing ren yan zhong chu xi shi |
| [01:01.68] | mei di dian dao ka wu bi qing |
| [01:04.40] | heng shu wo ma yi jing |
| [01:05.99] | xu xu xu |
| [01:07.26] | qing dui xu |
| [01:09.00] | kan shui ren ka chi kui |
| [01:31.46] | wo you yi zhi ma zai jiao WC |
| [01:33.69] | nei jiao wei long zong yi bai si shi er |
| [01:36.36] | fei fei de ti ge wei he xiong kan ruo lou ti |
| [01:38.94] | ruo tang kuai shi cun hui dong ting zhe er zhi pen she ji |
| [01:42.53] | yi ge ge xi han jiu xue ren qi tao zuo xiong di |
| [01:46.08] | chu dao jiu hu ren tai yi xia bian bai chi |
| [01:49.13] | yi xiao di kuai zuo lv shi ti ren da guan si |
| [01:51.45] | ting ren jiang zhe cun zhi kuai nei li zi hu zan zheng fu si |
| [01:56.33] | qing ren yan zhong chu xi shi |
| [01:58.55] | chou nv ka mo jia ren xiang zheng |
| [02:01.32] | heng shu wo ma bu shi shen mo dong xi |
| [02:04.28] | da jia long wu xiang pi |
| [02:07.05] | qing ren yan zhong chu xi shi |
| [02:09.87] | mei di dian dao ka wu bi qing |
| [02:12.35] | heng shu wo ma yi jing |
| [02:13.94] | xu xu xu |
| [02:15.44] | qing dui xu |
| [02:16.79] | kan shui ren ka chi kui |
| [02:38.59] | wo you yi ge ai ren jiao zuo ET |
| [02:41.81] | yi chou jia chu shi fu mu zhe bu gan si |
| [02:44.65] | hong hong de zui chun ke xi nei mian ge da xiao chi |
| [02:47.37] | ruo xiong xiong xiao de shi cun ni hui zhua zhun kan zhe gui |
| [02:51.50] | yi jie jie kuai zuo hu shi zhu zhi feng bing yuan |
| [02:54.38] | yi zi fu kuai zuo yi sheng yi zi ji |
| [02:57.16] | yi xiao mei zhen zheng gu zhui ke xi shao zhi zhi |
| [02:59.85] | ting ren jiang gan na na jian zi hui dong kai yi jian gu er yuan |
| [03:04.37] | qing ren yan zhong chu xi shi |
| [03:06.86] | chou nv ka mo jia ren xiang zheng |
| [03:09.55] | heng shu wo ma bu shi shen mo dong xi |
| [03:12.60] | da jia long wu xiang pi |
| [03:15.41] | qing ren yan zhong chu xi shi |
| [03:17.90] | mei di dian dao ka wu bi qing |
| [03:20.58] | heng shu wo ma yi jing |
| [03:22.13] | xu xu xu |
| [03:23.55] | qing dui xu |
| [03:25.31] | kan shui ren ka chi kui |
| [00:22.16] | wǒ yǒu yí gè qī zǐ jiào zuò biǎn G |
| [00:25.62] | yī ké tóu quē zuǐ yòu gē suàn tóu bí |
| [00:27.96] | cháng cháng de tóu máo kě xī suàn suàn de wú jǐ zhī |
| [00:30.80] | yǒu shí cún fēng ruò chuī lái qīn xiàng chuī zhe zhī zhū sī |
| [00:34.46] | yī bà bà kuài kāi dāng diàn qián zhuāng fàng zhòng lì |
| [00:37.97] | gē A jú mài dú zǒu sī zuò wū guī |
| [00:40.77] | yī mā mā shēng měi kě xī jiǎo gǔ dà xiǎo zhī |
| [00:43.40] | tīng rén jiǎng shí sān suì jiù hū yī ā shū kuài bāo sì |
| [00:48.07] | qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī |
| [00:50.50] | chǒu nǚ kǎ mǒ jiǎ rén xiāng zhēng |
| [00:53.16] | héng shù wǒ ma bú shì shén mó dōng xī |
| [00:56.17] | dà jiā lǒng wú xiāng pī |
| [00:59.07] | qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī |
| [01:01.68] | měi dí diān dǎo kǎ wú bǐ qīng |
| [01:04.40] | héng shù wǒ ma yǐ jīng |
| [01:05.99] | xū xū xū |
| [01:07.26] | qīng duì xū |
| [01:09.00] | kàn shuí rén kǎ chī kuī |
| [01:31.46] | wǒ yǒu yì zhī mǎ zǎi jiào WC |
| [01:33.69] | nèi jiǎo wěi lǒng zǒng yī bǎi sì shí èr |
| [01:36.36] | féi féi de tǐ gé wèi hé xiōng kǎn ruò lóu tī |
| [01:38.94] | ruò tǎng kuài shí cún huì dòng tíng zhe èr zhǐ pēn shè jī |
| [01:42.53] | yī gē ge xì hàn jiù xué rén qī táo zuò xiōng dì |
| [01:46.08] | chū dào jiù hū rén tái yī xià biàn bái chī |
| [01:49.13] | yī xiǎo dì kuài zuò lǜ shī tì rén dǎ guān sī |
| [01:51.45] | tīng rén jiǎng zhè cún zhì kuài nèi lí zǐ hū zán zhèng fǔ sì |
| [01:56.33] | qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī |
| [01:58.55] | chǒu nǚ kǎ mǒ jiǎ rén xiāng zhēng |
| [02:01.32] | héng shù wǒ ma bú shì shén mó dōng xī |
| [02:04.28] | dà jiā lǒng wú xiāng pī |
| [02:07.05] | qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī |
| [02:09.87] | měi dí diān dǎo kǎ wú bǐ qīng |
| [02:12.35] | héng shù wǒ ma yǐ jīng |
| [02:13.94] | xū xū xū |
| [02:15.44] | qīng duì xū |
| [02:16.79] | kàn shuí rén kǎ chī kuī |
| [02:38.59] | wǒ yǒu yí gè ài rén jiào zuò ET |
| [02:41.81] | yī chǒu jiǎ chū shì fù mǔ zhe bù gǎn sì |
| [02:44.65] | hóng hóng de zuǐ chún kě xī nèi miàn gē dà xiǎo chǐ |
| [02:47.37] | ruò xióng xióng xiào de shí cún nǐ huì zhuā zhǔn kàn zhe guǐ |
| [02:51.50] | yī jiě jie kuài zuò hù shì zhù zhì fēng bìng yuàn |
| [02:54.38] | yī zǐ fū kuài zuò yī shēng yī zì jǐ |
| [02:57.16] | yī xiǎo mèi zhēn zhèng gǔ zhuī kě xī shāo zhī zhī |
| [02:59.85] | tīng rén jiǎng gān nà ná jiǎn zǐ huì dòng kāi yī jiān gū ér yuàn |
| [03:04.37] | qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī |
| [03:06.86] | chǒu nǚ kǎ mǒ jiǎ rén xiāng zhēng |
| [03:09.55] | héng shù wǒ ma bú shì shén mó dōng xī |
| [03:12.60] | dà jiā lǒng wú xiāng pī |
| [03:15.41] | qíng rén yǎn zhōng chū xī shī |
| [03:17.90] | měi dí diān dǎo kǎ wú bǐ qīng |
| [03:20.58] | héng shù wǒ ma yǐ jīng |
| [03:22.13] | xū xū xū |
| [03:23.55] | qīng duì xū |
| [03:25.31] | kàn shuí rén kǎ chī kuī |
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