歌曲 | 我的初恋 |
歌手 | 郑进一 |
专辑 | 爱国精神病(口白歪歌系列1) |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:02.48] | 时常总到朋友讲 |
[00:05.21] | 食够40外岁还不曾初恋 |
[00:08.94] | 实在真悲哀! |
[00:10.43] | 也哪讲到我的初恋…… |
[00:14.23] | 人讲每一人的一生中 |
[00:17.66] | 初恋是最难忘 |
[00:21.51] | 为何我会吓严重 |
[00:24.55] | 头一拜就着重伤 |
[00:28.23] | 还记忆彼年我读高中 |
[00:31.31] | 全班算算我尚俗 |
[00:34.83] | 阮那班的流行骆野狼 |
[00:38.20] | 我是骑孔明车 |
[00:40.63] | 落轮又破风 |
[00:45.27] | 呼呼:初恋有什么好讲呢? |
[00:46.89] | 要请讲我的初夜,初夜喔! |
[00:50.80] | 头一暝喔! |
[00:52.13] | 哈!对! |
[00:55.16] | 人请每一人的一生中 |
[00:58.59] | 头一夜是最难忘 |
[01:02.16] | 因何我那会没印象 |
[01:05.59] | 莫非我还是原封 |
[01:08.94] | 还记忆彼年我升国中 |
[01:12.58] | 汉草已经盖粗勇 |
[01:15.88] | 阮那班的对我拢真尊重 |
[01:19.18] | 全班选我 |
[01:22.03] | 负责扛便当 |
[01:25.45] | 嗯!算书读了没盖好啦 |
[01:26.75] | 哈哈!那里那里 |
[01:28.43] | 阿你彼冬阵在学校册读了好啊不好 |
[01:32.22] | 咙!歹讲啦!你听看觅就知 |
[01:35.94] | 若是讲到读书我向前冲 |
[01:39.91] | 追求父母的理想 |
[01:43.39] | 堵到女生我就没路用 |
[01:46.54] | 身躯就像中风 |
[01:50.23] | 有一工四界拢有听人讲 |
[01:53.30] | 班上飞来一只凤 |
[01:57.07] | 才知影新来同学中 |
[02:00.40] | 有一位美到看得会抓狂 |
[02:05.95] | 喔!恁学校是男女合校 |
[02:07.30] | 歹势啦!啊甘咙讲恁拢是拢查甫 |
[02:09.70] | 阮拢查甫啦,啊嘛读书呼我是无你搞啦! |
[02:13.62] | 你听看觅你就知! |
[02:17.22] | 若讲考试我就向后冲 |
[02:20.80] | 英文数学保持两个洞 |
[02:23.88] | 只有把七仔是我的专长 |
[02:27.76] | 人人叫我魁手龙 |
[02:31.27] | 有一工福利社的小梦 |
[02:34.54] | 问我晚上到底有没有空 |
[02:38.22] | 原来伊对我早就尽欣赏 |
[02:41.38] | 招我散步啊煽东风 |
[02:47.07] | 嗨嗨!啊哟!无简单喔! |
[02:48.20] | 唉!若是我就没同款哩! |
[02:50.81] | 你是按怎呢? |
[02:51.80] | 我就讲我就有一个新来的同学真美啊! |
[02:55.16] | 但是呢! |
[02:58.27] | 人讲美人自古配英雄 |
[03:01.70] | 哮呆就交楝愍 |
[03:05.11] | 我甲伊三年的同窗 |
[03:08.76] | 连手嘛不曾摸 |
[03:12.41] | 有一工我四界拢有听人讲 |
[03:15.59] | 伊嫁了不好 |
[03:16.99] | 块甲人做菲佣啦 |
[03:18.62] | 啊可怜喔! |
[03:19.56] | 人生在世起起落落 |
[03:22.22] | 宛如一场春秋大梦 |
[03:26.62] | 啊!有影啦, |
[03:29.90] | 这个人生就是按呢旱旱啊啦! |
[03:31.37] | 麦想下多啦! |
[03:32.29] | 你麦讲我, |
[03:33.21] | 啊尾啊彼个小梦约你啊你甘有去? |
[03:34.25] | 有啊!阮全家拢同意啦! |
[03:36.95] | 按呢喔! |
[03:39.06] | 阮阿公借我一舒彼个老西装 |
[03:42.96] | 我偷穿阮爸的瓦筒 |
[03:46.35] | 归路的人对我金金相 |
[03:49.36] | 欣献怨妒在心中, |
[03:52.50] | 想抹到才堵堵啊麦开始爽 |
[03:56.35] | 一台卡车驶来甲我播 |
[03:59.10] | 我哎爸叫母一声惨叫 |
[04:02.98] | 好里加在呼 |
[04:05.57] | 是白日梦 |
[04:09.26] | 原来是做梦的喔! |
[04:10.57] | 哼啊无仔是麦按喏 |
[04:11.93] | 啊按呢就无采啊哩 |
[04:13.20] | 喔你嘛卡有良心哩 |
[04:14.58] | 开玩笑 |
[04:16.33] | 啦啊尾啊甘讲彼个小梦有去找你呶? |
[04:18.62] | 定定写批给我啦,我就无间回批 |
[04:21.87] | 啊所以讲啊尾啊你甘不曾交到小姐 |
[04:25.91] | 无啦!嘛是奄彼个鸟梦我就不要 |
[04:28.87] | 按呢喔 |
[04:30.10] | 梦若放后面就不要紧 |
[04:32.32] | 啊若放头前它有要紧 |
[04:34.66] | 头前后面拢无好啦 |
[04:35.13] | 哩都梦遗梦泄彼拢无好啦 |
[00:02.48] | shi chang zong dao peng you jiang |
[00:05.21] | shi gou 40 wai sui hai bu ceng chu lian |
[00:08.94] | shi zai zhen bei ai! |
[00:10.43] | ye na jiang dao wo de chu lian |
[00:14.23] | ren jiang mei yi ren de yi sheng zhong |
[00:17.66] | chu lian shi zui nan wang |
[00:21.51] | wei he wo hui xia yan zhong |
[00:24.55] | tou yi bai jiu zhuo zhong shang |
[00:28.23] | hai ji yi bi nian wo du gao zhong |
[00:31.31] | quan ban suan suan wo shang su |
[00:34.83] | ruan na ban de liu xing luo ye lang |
[00:38.20] | wo shi qi kong ming che |
[00:40.63] | luo lun you po feng |
[00:45.27] | hu hu: chu lian you shen me hao jiang ne? |
[00:46.89] | yao qing jiang wo de chu ye, chu ye o! |
[00:50.80] | tou yi ming o! |
[00:52.13] | ha! dui! |
[00:55.16] | ren qing mei yi ren de yi sheng zhong |
[00:58.59] | tou yi ye shi zui nan wang |
[01:02.16] | yin he wo na hui mei yin xiang |
[01:05.59] | mo fei wo hai shi yuan feng |
[01:08.94] | hai ji yi bi nian wo sheng guo zhong |
[01:12.58] | han cao yi jing gai cu yong |
[01:15.88] | ruan na ban de dui wo long zhen zun zhong |
[01:19.18] | quan ban xuan wo |
[01:22.03] | fu ze kang bian dang |
[01:25.45] | ! suan shu du le mei gai hao la |
[01:26.75] | ha ha! na li na li |
[01:28.43] | a ni bi dong zhen zai xue xiao ce du le hao a bu hao |
[01:32.22] | long! dai jiang la! ni ting kan mi jiu zhi |
[01:35.94] | ruo shi jiang dao du shu wo xiang qian chong |
[01:39.91] | zhui qiu fu mu de li xiang |
[01:43.39] | du dao nv sheng wo jiu mei lu yong |
[01:46.54] | shen qu jiu xiang zhong feng |
[01:50.23] | you yi gong si jie long you ting ren jiang |
[01:53.30] | ban shang fei lai yi zhi feng |
[01:57.07] | cai zhi ying xin lai tong xue zhong |
[02:00.40] | you yi wei mei dao kan de hui zhua kuang |
[02:05.95] | o! nen xue xiao shi nan nv he xiao |
[02:07.30] | dai shi la! a gan long jiang nen long shi long cha fu |
[02:09.70] | ruan long cha fu la, a ma du shu hu wo shi wu ni gao la! |
[02:13.62] | ni ting kan mi ni jiu zhi! |
[02:17.22] | ruo jiang kao shi wo jiu xiang hou chong |
[02:20.80] | ying wen shu xue bao chi liang ge dong |
[02:23.88] | zhi you ba qi zi shi wo de zhuan chang |
[02:27.76] | ren ren jiao wo kui shou long |
[02:31.27] | you yi gong fu li she de xiao meng |
[02:34.54] | wen wo wan shang dao di you mei you kong |
[02:38.22] | yuan lai yi dui wo zao jiu jin xin shang |
[02:41.38] | zhao wo san bu a shan dong feng |
[02:47.07] | hai hai! a yo! wu jian dan o! |
[02:48.20] | ai! ruo shi wo jiu mei tong kuan li! |
[02:50.81] | ni shi an zen ne? |
[02:51.80] | wo jiu jiang wo jiu you yi ge xin lai de tong xue zhen mei a! |
[02:55.16] | dan shi ne! |
[02:58.27] | ren jiang mei ren zi gu pei ying xiong |
[03:01.70] | xiao dai jiu jiao lian min |
[03:05.11] | wo jia yi san nian de tong chuang |
[03:08.76] | lian shou ma bu ceng mo |
[03:12.41] | you yi gong wo si jie long you ting ren jiang |
[03:15.59] | yi jia liao bu hao |
[03:16.99] | kuai jia ren zuo fei yong la |
[03:18.62] | a ke lian o! |
[03:19.56] | ren sheng zai shi qi qi luo luo |
[03:22.22] | wan ru yi chang chun qiu da meng |
[03:26.62] | a! you ying la, |
[03:29.90] | zhe ge ren sheng jiu shi an ne han han a la! |
[03:31.37] | mai xiang xia duo la! |
[03:32.29] | ni mai jiang wo, |
[03:33.21] | a wei a bi ge xiao meng yue ni a ni gan you qu? |
[03:34.25] | you a! ruan quan jia long tong yi la! |
[03:36.95] | an ne o! |
[03:39.06] | ruan a gong jie wo yi shu bi ge lao xi zhuang |
[03:42.96] | wo tou chuan ruan ba de wa tong |
[03:46.35] | gui lu de ren dui wo jin jin xiang |
[03:49.36] | xin xian yuan du zai xin zhong, |
[03:52.50] | xiang mo dao cai du du a mai kai shi shuang |
[03:56.35] | yi tai ka che shi lai jia wo bo |
[03:59.10] | wo ai ba jiao mu yi sheng can jiao |
[04:02.98] | hao li jia zai hu |
[04:05.57] | shi bai ri meng |
[04:09.26] | yuan lai shi zuo meng de o! |
[04:10.57] | heng a wu zi shi mai an nuo |
[04:11.93] | a an ne jiu wu cai a li |
[04:13.20] | o ni ma ka you liang xin li |
[04:14.58] | kai wan xiao |
[04:16.33] | la a wei a gan jiang bi ge xiao meng you qu zhao ni nao? |
[04:18.62] | ding ding xie pi gei wo la, wo jiu wu jian hui pi |
[04:21.87] | a suo yi jiang a wei a ni gan bu ceng jiao dao xiao jie |
[04:25.91] | wu la! ma shi yan bi ge niao meng wo jiu bu yao |
[04:28.87] | an ne o |
[04:30.10] | meng ruo fang hou mian jiu bu yao jin |
[04:32.32] | a ruo fang tou qian ta you yao jin |
[04:34.66] | tou qian hou mian long wu hao la |
[04:35.13] | li dou meng yi meng xie bi long wu hao la |
[00:02.48] | shí cháng zǒng dào péng yǒu jiǎng |
[00:05.21] | shí gòu 40 wài suì hái bù céng chū liàn |
[00:08.94] | shí zài zhēn bēi āi! |
[00:10.43] | yě nǎ jiǎng dào wǒ de chū liàn |
[00:14.23] | rén jiǎng měi yī rén de yī shēng zhōng |
[00:17.66] | chū liàn shì zuì nán wàng |
[00:21.51] | wèi hé wǒ huì xià yán zhòng |
[00:24.55] | tóu yī bài jiù zhuó zhòng shāng |
[00:28.23] | hái jì yì bǐ nián wǒ dú gāo zhōng |
[00:31.31] | quán bān suàn suàn wǒ shàng sú |
[00:34.83] | ruǎn nà bān de liú xíng luò yě láng |
[00:38.20] | wǒ shì qí kǒng míng chē |
[00:40.63] | luò lún yòu pò fēng |
[00:45.27] | hū hū: chū liàn yǒu shén me hǎo jiǎng ne? |
[00:46.89] | yào qǐng jiǎng wǒ de chū yè, chū yè ō! |
[00:50.80] | tóu yī míng ō! |
[00:52.13] | hā! duì! |
[00:55.16] | rén qǐng měi yī rén de yī shēng zhōng |
[00:58.59] | tóu yī yè shì zuì nán wàng |
[01:02.16] | yīn hé wǒ nà huì méi yìn xiàng |
[01:05.59] | mò fēi wǒ hái shì yuán fēng |
[01:08.94] | hái jì yì bǐ nián wǒ shēng guó zhōng |
[01:12.58] | hàn cǎo yǐ jīng gài cū yǒng |
[01:15.88] | ruǎn nà bān de duì wǒ lǒng zhēn zūn zhòng |
[01:19.18] | quán bān xuǎn wǒ |
[01:22.03] | fù zé káng biàn dāng |
[01:25.45] | ! suàn shū dú le méi gài hǎo la |
[01:26.75] | hā hā! nà lǐ nà lǐ |
[01:28.43] | ā nǐ bǐ dōng zhèn zài xué xiào cè dú le hǎo a bù hǎo |
[01:32.22] | lóng! dǎi jiǎng la! nǐ tīng kàn mì jiù zhī |
[01:35.94] | ruò shì jiǎng dào dú shū wǒ xiàng qián chōng |
[01:39.91] | zhuī qiú fù mǔ de lǐ xiǎng |
[01:43.39] | dǔ dào nǚ shēng wǒ jiù méi lù yòng |
[01:46.54] | shēn qū jiù xiàng zhòng fēng |
[01:50.23] | yǒu yī gōng sì jiè lǒng yǒu tīng rén jiǎng |
[01:53.30] | bān shàng fēi lái yì zhī fèng |
[01:57.07] | cái zhī yǐng xīn lái tóng xué zhōng |
[02:00.40] | yǒu yī wèi měi dào kàn de huì zhuā kuáng |
[02:05.95] | ō! nèn xué xiào shì nán nǚ hé xiào |
[02:07.30] | dǎi shì la! a gān lóng jiǎng nèn lǒng shì lǒng chá fǔ |
[02:09.70] | ruǎn lǒng chá fǔ la, a ma dú shū hū wǒ shì wú nǐ gǎo la! |
[02:13.62] | nǐ tīng kàn mì nǐ jiù zhī! |
[02:17.22] | ruò jiǎng kǎo shì wǒ jiù xiàng hòu chōng |
[02:20.80] | yīng wén shù xué bǎo chí liǎng gè dòng |
[02:23.88] | zhǐ yǒu bǎ qī zǐ shì wǒ de zhuān cháng |
[02:27.76] | rén rén jiào wǒ kuí shǒu lóng |
[02:31.27] | yǒu yī gōng fú lì shè de xiǎo mèng |
[02:34.54] | wèn wǒ wǎn shàng dào dǐ yǒu méi yǒu kòng |
[02:38.22] | yuán lái yī duì wǒ zǎo jiù jǐn xīn shǎng |
[02:41.38] | zhāo wǒ sàn bù a shān dōng fēng |
[02:47.07] | hāi hāi! ā yō! wú jiǎn dān ō! |
[02:48.20] | āi! ruò shì wǒ jiù méi tóng kuǎn lī! |
[02:50.81] | nǐ shì àn zěn ne? |
[02:51.80] | wǒ jiù jiǎng wǒ jiù yǒu yí gè xīn lái de tóng xué zhēn měi a! |
[02:55.16] | dàn shì ne! |
[02:58.27] | rén jiǎng měi rén zì gǔ pèi yīng xióng |
[03:01.70] | xiāo dāi jiù jiāo liàn mǐn |
[03:05.11] | wǒ jiǎ yī sān nián de tóng chuāng |
[03:08.76] | lián shǒu ma bù céng mō |
[03:12.41] | yǒu yī gōng wǒ sì jiè lǒng yǒu tīng rén jiǎng |
[03:15.59] | yī jià liǎo bù hǎo |
[03:16.99] | kuài jiǎ rén zuò fēi yōng la |
[03:18.62] | a kě lián ō! |
[03:19.56] | rén shēng zài shì qǐ qǐ luò luò |
[03:22.22] | wǎn rú yī chǎng chūn qiū dà mèng |
[03:26.62] | a! yǒu yǐng la, |
[03:29.90] | zhè gè rén shēng jiù shì àn ne hàn hàn a la! |
[03:31.37] | mài xiǎng xià duō la! |
[03:32.29] | nǐ mài jiǎng wǒ, |
[03:33.21] | a wěi a bǐ gè xiǎo mèng yuē nǐ a nǐ gān yǒu qù? |
[03:34.25] | yǒu a! ruǎn quán jiā lǒng tóng yì la! |
[03:36.95] | àn ne ō! |
[03:39.06] | ruǎn ā gōng jiè wǒ yī shū bǐ gè lǎo xī zhuāng |
[03:42.96] | wǒ tōu chuān ruǎn bà de wǎ tǒng |
[03:46.35] | guī lù de rén duì wǒ jīn jīn xiàng |
[03:49.36] | xīn xiàn yuàn dù zài xīn zhōng, |
[03:52.50] | xiǎng mǒ dào cái dǔ dǔ a mài kāi shǐ shuǎng |
[03:56.35] | yī tái kǎ chē shǐ lái jiǎ wǒ bō |
[03:59.10] | wǒ āi bà jiào mǔ yī shēng cǎn jiào |
[04:02.98] | hǎo lǐ jiā zài hū |
[04:05.57] | shì bái rì mèng |
[04:09.26] | yuán lái shì zuò mèng de ō! |
[04:10.57] | hēng a wú zǐ shì mài àn nuò |
[04:11.93] | a àn ne jiù wú cǎi a lī |
[04:13.20] | ō nǐ ma kǎ yǒu liáng xīn lī |
[04:14.58] | kāi wán xiào |
[04:16.33] | la a wěi a gān jiǎng bǐ gè xiǎo mèng yǒu qù zhǎo nǐ náo? |
[04:18.62] | dìng dìng xiě pī gěi wǒ la, wǒ jiù wú jiàn huí pī |
[04:21.87] | a suǒ yǐ jiǎng a wěi a nǐ gān bù céng jiāo dào xiǎo jiě |
[04:25.91] | wú la! ma shì yǎn bǐ gè niǎo mèng wǒ jiù bú yào |
[04:28.87] | àn ne ō |
[04:30.10] | mèng ruò fàng hòu miàn jiù bú yào jǐn |
[04:32.32] | a ruò fàng tóu qián tā yǒu yào jǐn |
[04:34.66] | tóu qián hòu miàn lǒng wú hǎo la |
[04:35.13] | lī dōu mèng yí mèng xiè bǐ lǒng wú hǎo la |