新男性的复仇 歌词
| 歌曲 | 新男性的复仇 |
| 歌手 | 郑进一 |
| 专辑 | 爱国精神病(口白歪歌系列1) |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| 口白： | |
| 男：做到男性要紧头一层就是要有志气 | |
| 我失志的时阵受人耻辱，被心所爱的人放舍 | |
| 消极的人为着要解消失恋的痛苦往往行上绝路 | |
| 你看哩!每工的新间报纸上有页多青年男女 | |
| 不是为情自杀就是他杀，不是他杀就是谋杀 | |
| 不是谋杀就是凶杀，不是凶杀就是逼杀 | |
| 啊那我来眠床顶块抓目虱 哈哈 | |
| 啊有影应晚是来酒场饮酒煞来诺到这款无趣味的话 | |
| 你这位姑娘，你就无通见怪才好 | |
| 女：啊你这位人客你不通按呢讲啦 | |
| 这嘛实在的话人阮嘛听得感觉页趣味搁嘿嘿 | |
| 啊看起来你是一个真漂飘ˊ 的男性，你敢会被女性来甲 | |
| 你放舍是母！ | |
| 男：是啦!三年前我呼一位女性来甲我放舍，母搁咱麦讲彼! | |
| 来BOY上啊彼个CHIVAS提一罐来哩! | |
| 男：小美!你的名叫做小美，啊实在号了真好听 | |
| 啊有影小美 | |
| 女：按怎是母？ | |
| 男：我应晚来酒场饮酒带着一张相片 | |
| 这是三年前我失业呼人放舍的时阵所摄的相片 | |
| 彼个时阵我也无发嘴须，嘛无挂目镜 | |
| 而且身体得病，宛然甲这阵面容无同款 | |
| 这!这张相片你拿去看甲真足哩 | |
| 女：啊哟!这张相片就是你?你？你就是？ | |
| 男：无母对!小美 | |
| 女：吓! | |
| 男：哈哈!这三年来赌养我男性的志气﹒在块事 | |
| 业上认页打拼，今那日才有这地位，小美 | |
| 女：按怎是母？ | |
| 男：选俄今那日来这径什么目的，要手你知影男 | |
| 性伟大的力量。搭这包皮包内底拢总是现金， | |
| 你！你要拢总提去嘛!! | |
| 女：啊哟，谢谢啦，我就无客气收起来啰! | |
| 男：啊你……﹒ |
| kou bai: | |
| nan: zuo dao nan xing yao jin tou yi ceng jiu shi yao you zhi qi | |
| wo shi zhi de shi zhen shou ren chi ru, bei xin suo ai de ren fang she | |
| xiao ji de ren wei zhe yao jie xiao shi lian de tong ku wang wang xing shang jue lu | |
| ni kan li! mei gong de xin jian bao zhi shang you ye duo qing nian nan nv | |
| bu shi wei qing zi sha jiu shi ta sha, bu shi ta sha jiu shi mou sha | |
| bu shi mou sha jiu shi xiong sha, bu shi xiong sha jiu shi bi sha | |
| a na wo lai mian chuang ding kuai zhua mu shi ha ha | |
| a you ying ying wan shi lai jiu chang yin jiu sha lai nuo dao zhe kuan wu qu wei de hua | |
| ni zhe wei gu niang, ni jiu wu tong jian guai cai hao | |
| nv: a ni zhe wei ren ke ni bu tong an ne jiang la | |
| zhe ma shi zai de hua ren ruan ma ting de gan jue ye qu wei ge hei hei | |
| a kan qi lai ni shi yi ge zhen piao piao de nan xing, ni gan hui bei nv xing lai jia | |
| ni fang she shi mu! | |
| nan: shi la! san nian qian wo hu yi wei nv xing lai jia wo fang she, mu ge zan mai jiang bi! | |
| lai BOY shang a bi ge CHIVAS ti yi guan lai li! | |
| nan: xiao mei! ni de ming jiao zuo xiao mei, a shi zai hao le zhen hao ting | |
| a you ying xiao mei | |
| nv: an zen shi mu? | |
| nan: wo ying wan lai jiu chang yin jiu dai zhe yi zhang xiang pian | |
| zhe shi san nian qian wo shi ye hu ren fang she de shi zhen suo she de xiang pian | |
| bi ge shi zhen wo ye wu fa zui xu, ma wu gua mu jing | |
| er qie shen ti de bing, wan ran jia zhe zhen mian rong wu tong kuan | |
| zhe! zhe zhang xiang pian ni na qu kan jia zhen zu li | |
| nv: a yo! zhe zhang xiang pian jiu shi ni? ni? ni jiu shi? | |
| nan: wu mu dui! xiao mei | |
| nv: xia! | |
| nan: ha ha! zhe san nian lai du yang wo nan xing de zhi qi zai kuai shi | |
| ye shang ren ye da pin, jin na ri cai you zhe di wei, xiao mei | |
| nv: an zen shi mu? | |
| nan: xuan e jin na ri lai zhe jing shen me mu di, yao shou ni zhi ying nan | |
| xing wei da de li liang. da zhe bao pi bao nei di long zong shi xian jin, | |
| ni! ni yao long zong ti qu ma!! | |
| nv: a yo, xie xie la, wo jiu wu ke qi shou qi lai luo! | |
| nan: a ni |
| kǒu bái: | |
| nán: zuò dào nán xìng yào jǐn tóu yī céng jiù shì yào yǒu zhì qì | |
| wǒ shī zhì de shí zhèn shòu rén chǐ rǔ, bèi xīn suǒ ài de rén fàng shě | |
| xiāo jí de rén wéi zhe yào jiě xiāo shī liàn de tòng kǔ wǎng wǎng xíng shàng jué lù | |
| nǐ kàn lī! měi gōng de xīn jiān bào zhǐ shàng yǒu yè duō qīng nián nán nǚ | |
| bú shì wéi qíng zì shā jiù shì tā shā, bú shì tā shā jiù shì móu shā | |
| bú shì móu shā jiù shì xiōng shā, bú shì xiōng shā jiù shì bī shā | |
| a nà wǒ lái mián chuáng dǐng kuài zhuā mù shī hā hā | |
| a yǒu yǐng yīng wǎn shì lái jiǔ chǎng yǐn jiǔ shā lái nuò dào zhè kuǎn wú qù wèi de huà | |
| nǐ zhè wèi gū niáng, nǐ jiù wú tōng jiàn guài cái hǎo | |
| nǚ: a nǐ zhè wèi rén kè nǐ bù tōng àn ne jiǎng la | |
| zhè ma shí zài de huà rén ruǎn ma tīng dé gǎn jué yè qù wèi gē hēi hēi | |
| a kàn qǐ lái nǐ shì yí gè zhēn piào piāo de nán xìng, nǐ gǎn huì bèi nǚ xìng lái jiǎ | |
| nǐ fàng shě shì mǔ! | |
| nán: shì la! sān nián qián wǒ hū yī wèi nǚ xìng lái jiǎ wǒ fàng shě, mǔ gē zán mài jiǎng bǐ! | |
| lái BOY shàng a bǐ gè CHIVAS tí yī guàn lái lī! | |
| nán: xiǎo měi! nǐ de míng jiào zuò xiǎo měi, a shí zài hào le zhēn hǎo tīng | |
| a yǒu yǐng xiǎo měi | |
| nǚ: àn zěn shì mǔ? | |
| nán: wǒ yīng wǎn lái jiǔ chǎng yǐn jiǔ dài zhe yī zhāng xiàng piān | |
| zhè shì sān nián qián wǒ shī yè hū rén fàng shě de shí zhèn suǒ shè de xiàng piān | |
| bǐ gè shí zhèn wǒ yě wú fā zuǐ xū, ma wú guà mù jìng | |
| ér qiě shēn tǐ dé bìng, wǎn rán jiǎ zhè zhèn miàn róng wú tóng kuǎn | |
| zhè! zhè zhāng xiàng piān nǐ ná qù kàn jiǎ zhēn zú lī | |
| nǚ: ā yō! zhè zhāng xiàng piān jiù shì nǐ? nǐ? nǐ jiù shì? | |
| nán: wú mǔ duì! xiǎo měi | |
| nǚ: xià! | |
| nán: hā hā! zhè sān nián lái dǔ yǎng wǒ nán xìng de zhì qì zài kuài shì | |
| yè shàng rèn yè dǎ pīn, jīn nà rì cái yǒu zhè dì wèi, xiǎo měi | |
| nǚ: àn zěn shì mǔ? | |
| nán: xuǎn é jīn nà rì lái zhè jìng shén me mù dì, yào shǒu nǐ zhī yǐng nán | |
| xìng wěi dà de lì liàng. dā zhè bāo pí bāo nèi dǐ lǒng zǒng shì xiàn jīn, | |
| nǐ! nǐ yào lǒng zǒng tí qù ma!! | |
| nǚ: ā yō, xiè xiè la, wǒ jiù wú kè qì shōu qǐ lái luō! | |
| nán: a nǐ |
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