歌曲 | 乞食头家 |
歌手 | 郑进一 |
专辑 | 爱国精神病(口白歪歌系列1) |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:11.59] | (一) |
[00:16.71] | 有燈啊的頭啊喂來助贊的啊 |
[00:24.70] | 助贊著阮啊要食不做人喔 |
[00:38.98] | 好心啊的阿嬸啊喂來疼痛啊 |
[00:47.02] | 疼痛著阮啊不愿討賺的人喔 |
[01:01.00] | (口白) |
[01:02.51] | 頭家啊 頭家娘啊 |
[01:04.94] | 頭家啊 頭家娘啊 |
[01:06.54] | 快來開門啊 有人置嘞沒 |
[01:07.99] | 乞食來啊囁 乞食囁 |
[01:11.48] | 趕快開中門迎接啦 |
[01:15.63] | 頭家啊 頭家娘啊 |
[01:17.40] | 啊 我祝可憐也 |
[01:18.92] | 卡緊嘞 緊分一掛油錢 |
[01:20.82] | 我的車沒油啊啦 |
[01:23.33] | 頭家 頭家娘 捻也沒人末理我 |
[01:26.17] | 捻也沒人應啦 |
[01:27.44] | 是按盞你叨死人后啦 哎喲 |
[01:30.20] | 頭家 頭家娘 我華嘞華嘞 |
[01:33.00] | 會疼嘞 末看有*霜拿來抹一嘞 |
[01:34.28] | 看有系嘞紅糖末啦 頭家 |
[01:38.77] | 我祝可憐也 我有三個老爸 |
[01:41.29] | 四個老母 三個阿嬤 |
[01:43.31] | 你甘知影 我祝可憐也 |
[01:45.87] | 你甘知影 攏也沒人末理我啊 |
[01:47.21] | 我最近換這只車末邁啦 我換車啦 |
[01:52.84] | 漏帆的呢 卡緊嘞拿來分啦 |
[01:56.80] | 有聽沒啦 頭家 頭家娘啊 |
[01:58.83] | 恁是操耳瑯系啦 |
[02:00.74] | |
[02:01.99] | (二) |
[02:05.08] | 街頭巷尾里都四界榭 |
[02:13.07] | 好腳好手里都假青瞑 |
[02:21.12] | 慈啊悲的人算你衰 |
[02:29.08] | 分我箱少里都我就罵 |
[02:36.60] | 我咧×你老爸 |
[02:41.07] | (口白) |
[02:42.17] | 頭家 頭家娘 |
[02:42.94] | |
[02:43.78] | 乞食擱來啊啦 卡緊嘞啦 |
[02:45.22] | 卡緊嘞我嘞假青瞑假噶好累 |
[02:47.00] | 你知不目周會酸 有目油精 |
[02:50.50] | 點明目藥水來點一也啦 |
[02:51.94] | 頭家分淡簿啊啦 卡緊嘞 |
[02:53.87] | 頭家啊頭家你那不開門 |
[02:59.08] | 我是尾叫警察來啊哦 |
[03:01.11] | 頭家 你那不分我 |
[03:03.16] | 你就會著賊偷 去獲人偷 |
[03:05.39] | 偷了了哦 你那沒分我 |
[03:07.06] | 你會火厝啦 頭家啊 |
[03:08.20] | 頭家 頭家 你那量不頭家 |
[03:09.32] | 你那不分我 我著偷忑哦 |
[03:15.43] | .... |
[03:16.28] |
[00:11.59] | yi |
[00:16.71] | you deng a de tou a wei lai zhu zan de a |
[00:24.70] | zhu zan zhe ruan a yao shi bu zuo ren o |
[00:38.98] | hao xin a de a shen a wei lai teng tong a |
[00:47.02] | teng tong zhe ruan a bu yuan tao zhuan de ren o |
[01:01.00] | kou bai |
[01:02.51] | tou jia a tou jia niang a |
[01:04.94] | tou jia a tou jia niang a |
[01:06.54] | kuai lai kai men a you ren zhi lei mei |
[01:07.99] | qi shi lai a nie qi shi nie |
[01:11.48] | gan kuai kai zhong men ying jie la |
[01:15.63] | tou jia a tou jia niang a |
[01:17.40] | a wo zhu ke lian ye |
[01:18.92] | ka jin lei jin fen yi gua you qian |
[01:20.82] | wo de che mei you a la |
[01:23.33] | tou jia tou jia niang nian ye mei ren mo li wo |
[01:26.17] | nian ye mei ren ying la |
[01:27.44] | shi an zhan ni dao si ren hou la ai yo |
[01:30.20] | tou jia tou jia niang wo hua lei hua lei |
[01:33.00] | hui teng lei mo kan you shuang na lai mo yi lei |
[01:34.28] | kan you xi lei hong tang mo la tou jia |
[01:38.77] | wo zhu ke lian ye wo you san ge lao ba |
[01:41.29] | si ge lao mu san ge a ma |
[01:43.31] | ni gan zhi ying wo zhu ke lian ye |
[01:45.87] | ni gan zhi ying long ye mei ren mo li wo a |
[01:47.21] | wo zui jin huan zhe zhi che mo mai la wo huan che la |
[01:52.84] | lou fan de ne ka jin lei na lai fen la |
[01:56.80] | you ting mei la tou jia tou jia niang a |
[01:58.83] | nen shi cao er lang xi la |
[02:00.74] | |
[02:01.99] | er |
[02:05.08] | jie tou xiang wei li dou si jie xie |
[02:13.07] | hao jiao hao shou li dou jia qing ming |
[02:21.12] | ci a bei de ren suan ni shuai |
[02:29.08] | fen wo xiang shao li dou wo jiu ma |
[02:36.60] | wo lie ni lao ba |
[02:41.07] | kou bai |
[02:42.17] | tou jia tou jia niang |
[02:42.94] | |
[02:43.78] | qi shi ge lai a la ka jin lei la |
[02:45.22] | ka jin lei wo lei jia qing ming jia ga hao lei |
[02:47.00] | ni zhi bu mu zhou hui suan you mu you jing |
[02:50.50] | dian ming mu yao shui lai dian yi ye la |
[02:51.94] | tou jia fen dan bu a la ka jin lei |
[02:53.87] | tou jia a tou jia ni na bu kai men |
[02:59.08] | wo shi wei jiao jing cha lai a o |
[03:01.11] | tou jia ni na bu fen wo |
[03:03.16] | ni jiu hui zhe zei tou qu huo ren tou |
[03:05.39] | tou liao liao o ni na mei fen wo |
[03:07.06] | ni hui huo cuo la tou jia a |
[03:08.20] | tou jia tou jia ni na liang bu tou jia |
[03:09.32] | ni na bu fen wo wo zhe tou te o |
[03:15.43] | .... |
[03:16.28] |
[00:11.59] | yī |
[00:16.71] | yǒu dēng a de tóu a wèi lái zhù zàn de a |
[00:24.70] | zhù zàn zhe ruǎn a yào shí bù zuò rén ō |
[00:38.98] | hǎo xīn a de ā shěn a wèi lái téng tòng a |
[00:47.02] | téng tòng zhe ruǎn a bù yuàn tǎo zhuàn de rén ō |
[01:01.00] | kǒu bái |
[01:02.51] | tóu jiā a tóu jiā niáng a |
[01:04.94] | tóu jiā a tóu jiā niáng a |
[01:06.54] | kuài lái kāi mén a yǒu rén zhì lei méi |
[01:07.99] | qǐ shí lái a niè qǐ shí niè |
[01:11.48] | gǎn kuài kāi zhōng mén yíng jiē la |
[01:15.63] | tóu jiā a tóu jiā niáng a |
[01:17.40] | a wǒ zhù kě lián yě |
[01:18.92] | kǎ jǐn lei jǐn fēn yī guà yóu qián |
[01:20.82] | wǒ de chē méi yóu a la |
[01:23.33] | tóu jiā tóu jiā niáng niǎn yě méi rén mò lǐ wǒ |
[01:26.17] | niǎn yě méi rén yīng la |
[01:27.44] | shì àn zhǎn nǐ dāo sǐ rén hòu la āi yō |
[01:30.20] | tóu jiā tóu jiā niáng wǒ huá lei huá lei |
[01:33.00] | huì téng lei mò kàn yǒu shuāng ná lái mǒ yī lei |
[01:34.28] | kàn yǒu xì lei hóng táng mò la tóu jiā |
[01:38.77] | wǒ zhù kě lián yě wǒ yǒu sān gè lǎo bà |
[01:41.29] | sì gè lǎo mǔ sān gè ā mā |
[01:43.31] | nǐ gān zhī yǐng wǒ zhù kě lián yě |
[01:45.87] | nǐ gān zhī yǐng lǒng yě méi rén mò lǐ wǒ a |
[01:47.21] | wǒ zuì jìn huàn zhè zhǐ chē mò mài la wǒ huàn chē la |
[01:52.84] | lòu fān de ne kǎ jǐn lei ná lái fēn la |
[01:56.80] | yǒu tīng méi la tóu jiā tóu jiā niáng a |
[01:58.83] | nèn shì cāo ěr láng xì la |
[02:00.74] | |
[02:01.99] | èr |
[02:05.08] | jiē tóu xiàng wěi lǐ dōu sì jiè xiè |
[02:13.07] | hǎo jiǎo hǎo shǒu lǐ dōu jiǎ qīng míng |
[02:21.12] | cí a bēi de rén suàn nǐ shuāi |
[02:29.08] | fēn wǒ xiāng shǎo lǐ dōu wǒ jiù mà |
[02:36.60] | wǒ liě nǐ lǎo bà |
[02:41.07] | kǒu bái |
[02:42.17] | tóu jiā tóu jiā niáng |
[02:42.94] | |
[02:43.78] | qǐ shí gē lái a la kǎ jǐn lei la |
[02:45.22] | kǎ jǐn lei wǒ lei jiǎ qīng míng jiǎ gá hǎo lèi |
[02:47.00] | nǐ zhī bù mù zhōu huì suān yǒu mù yóu jīng |
[02:50.50] | diǎn míng mù yào shuǐ lái diǎn yī yě la |
[02:51.94] | tóu jiā fēn dàn bù a la kǎ jǐn lei |
[02:53.87] | tóu jiā a tóu jiā nǐ nà bù kāi mén |
[02:59.08] | wǒ shì wěi jiào jǐng chá lái a ó |
[03:01.11] | tóu jiā nǐ nà bù fēn wǒ |
[03:03.16] | nǐ jiù huì zhe zéi tōu qù huò rén tōu |
[03:05.39] | tōu liǎo liǎo ó nǐ nà méi fēn wǒ |
[03:07.06] | nǐ huì huǒ cuò la tóu jiā a |
[03:08.20] | tóu jiā tóu jiā nǐ nà liàng bù tóu jiā |
[03:09.32] | nǐ nà bù fēn wǒ wǒ zhe tōu tè ó |
[03:15.43] | .... |
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