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To the carpenter and the dainty bride |
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The grass appears greener on the other side |
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So let's clarify before we unite |
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That the grass in never greener on the other side |
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To the carpenter said the dainty bride |
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I pledge to you my love tonight |
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But I will not hesitate to euthanize |
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If the grass becomes greener on the other side |
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Said the carpenter to the dainty bride |
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I would never do a thing to jeopardize |
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This union |
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I consider prize |
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Grass never will be greener on the other side |
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To the preacher man said the dainty wife |
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He thought the grass was greener on the other side |
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So I buried in his belly my butcher knife |
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And ended these years of wretched strife |
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Said the preacher man to the guilty wife |
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Though the law may give you twenty years to life |
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Pray forgiveness in the |
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Father's eyes |
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And the grass just may be greener on the other side |