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Welcome back my friends |
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To the show that never ends |
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We're so glad you could attend |
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Come inside, come inside |
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Next behind the glass |
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There's a real blade of grass |
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Be careful as you pass |
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Move along, move along |
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Come inside the show's about to start |
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Guaranteed to blow your head apart |
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Rest assured you'll get your money's worth |
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Greatest show in heaven, hell, or earth |
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You gotta see the show, it's a dynamo |
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You gotta see the show, it's rock and roll |
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Oh |
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Right before your eyes |
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We pull laughter from the skies |
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And he laugh until he cries |
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Then he dies, then he dies |
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Come inside the show's about to start |
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Guaranteed to blow your head apart |
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You gotta see the show, it's a dynamo |
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You gotta see the show, it's rock and roll |
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Oh |
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Soon the gypsy queen |
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In a glaze of vaseline |
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Will perform on guillotine |
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What a scene, what a scene |
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Next upon the stand |
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Will you please extend a hand |
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To Alexander's ragtime band |
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Dixieland, Dixieland |
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Roll up, roll up, roll up |
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See the show |
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Performing on a stool |
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We've a sight to make you drool |
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Seven virgins and a mule |
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Keep it cool, keep it cool |
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We'd like it to be known |
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The exhibits that were shown |
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We're exclusively our own |
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All our own, all our own |
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Come and see the show |
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Come and see the show |
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Come and see the show |
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See the show |