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The woman makes the men all pause |
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And if you got a woman, she might make you forget yours |
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There's a 5 letter word to describe her character |
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But her brains being washed by an actor |
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And every real man that tries to approach |
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Come the closer he comes, he gets dissed like a roach |
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I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel |
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Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?! |
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She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch |
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She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch |
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2, 7, 5, 4, 8 she watched, she said, all added up to zero |
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And nothing in her head, she turns and turns |
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And she hopes the soaps are for real |
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She learns is that it ain't true, nope |
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But she won't survive and rather die and lie |
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Falls a fool for some dude on a tube |
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I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel |
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Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?! |
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She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch |
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She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch |
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Trouble vision for a sister because I know she don't know |
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I quote her brains retrained by a 24 inch remote |
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Revolution, a solution for all our children |
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But all her children don't mean as much as the show |
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I mean watch her worship the screen |
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And fiend for a TV ad and it just makes me mad |
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I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel |
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Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?! |
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She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch |
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She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch |
