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Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us |
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You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus |
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There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me |
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But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be a prick |
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A fake, your parents' greatest mistake |
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You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take |
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But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes |
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And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose |
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Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got |
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Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot |
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Of your high school where you graduated six years ago |
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Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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You will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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You will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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You will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick |
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I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic |
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You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos |
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At the beer pong table where you never lose |
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Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got |
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Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot |
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Of your high school where you graduated six years ago |
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Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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You will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo |
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Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you |
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Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym |
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In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko |
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Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot |
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Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot) |
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Drinking Jose all day party in here |
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You drink mad beers |
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Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce |
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The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you |
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It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago |
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Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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You will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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You will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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You will always be a douchebag |
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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) |
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Dude! (Dude!) |
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I'm not your bro |
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(I'm not your bro) |
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Dude! (Dude!) |
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I'm not your bro-o-o-o |
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Dude! (Dude!) |
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I'm not your bro |
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(I'm not your bro) |
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Dude! (Dude!) |
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I'm not your bro-o-o-o |
