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She lifted the monument in her monumental arms |
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She was the mother superior with carry-on luggage charms |
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She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door |
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She had eaten her dog and he was back for more back for more |
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Her gym teacher thought himself a sweat sock demi god |
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Her geraniums thought themselves an alien pod |
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Her front porch gave way beneath classified weight |
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And when the ambulance came they said it's much too late oh it's much too late |
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Now the people of New Guinea and the people of LA |
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Have been pen pals for years cause they both hate ballet |
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Only the pandas and bears have made a clean getaway |
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But the news bulletin claims it's gonna be ok |
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Now Miss Lucy had a sweatshop where the immigrants worked |
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Problem was they all turned to pumpkins at the twelve o'clock stroke |
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Promptly confiscated by police precinct number X |
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That was when the alien geraniums demanded the facts |
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No violence off course no violence off course hey no violence off course. Off course? Why yes, of course |
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Here the story gets hazy and the hair gets too long |
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The TV gets quiet as we hear a real bad song |
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The mothers get whiskey and the girlfriends get tongue |
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And there's a back of a truck selling smoke free lungs |
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There's a back of a truck selling alien pods |
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There's a back of a truck selling game show hosts |
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There's a back of a truck selling the souls of the dead |
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There's a back of a truck selling crumb free bread |
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There's a back of a truck selling the back of a car |
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There's a back of a car selling roadway maps |
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There are roadway maps selling the back of a head |
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Hey how much for that back of a head, man? |
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Hey wait a minute that's my back of a head |
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Hey you can't sell that man |
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That's mine |
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Hey sell it back to me man |
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Hey sell it back to me |
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It's mine! |
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She lifted the monument in her monumental arms |
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She was the mother superior with carry-on luggage charms |
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She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door |
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She had eaten her dog and he was back for more |
