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My mama's talkin' to me |
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She tells me how to live |
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But I don't listen to her' |
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Cause my head is like a sieve |
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My daddy he disowned me' |
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Cause I wear my sisters clothes |
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He caught me in the bathroom |
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With a pair of pantyhose |
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The basketball coach |
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Done kicked me off the team |
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For wearing hi-heel sneakers |
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And acting like a queen |
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The world's coming to an end |
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And I don't even care |
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As long as |
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I can have my limo |
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And my long blond hair |
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And it don't bother me |
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If people think |
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I'm funny' |
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Cause I'm a big rock star |
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And I make a lot of money |
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I'm so bloody rich |
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I own apartment buildings |
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Shopping centers, condominiums |
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And I only know three chords |
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You fools, watch me now |