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Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? |
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I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july |
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Baby, can't you see i got tears in my eyes? |
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Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? |
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Baby's got a thing for muscle bound jocks |
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I collapse a lung just taking off my socks |
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I'm holed up in the closet and i'm pettin' my fox |
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She treats me like i got a bad case of small cocks, but |
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Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? |
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I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july |
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Baby, can't you see i got tears in my eyes? |
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Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? |
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He's got a big truck, and it's bigger than my dump |
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It's bigger than the bank account of donald trump |
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It's bigger than the feeling that i've got in my rump |
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He's got as many brains as a gasoline pump, but |
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Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? |
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I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july |
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Baby, can't you see i got tears in my eyes? |
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Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? |
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He shaves his legs and so i asked him if he was bi |
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He grabbed me 'round the throat and said, "prepare to die" |
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Everybody says that i'm a nicer guy |
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But he's like malathion, i'm a simple med fly, yeah |
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Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? |
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I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july |
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Baby, can't you see i got tears in my eyes? |
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Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? |
