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God made the world in seven days |
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Well, that's one week to be specific |
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Now, that's what I call scientific |
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Say Hallelujah, sing His praise |
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Four thousand forty-two B.C. |
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On Monday, August twenty-seven |
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He made the earth and sky and Heaven |
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Then he punched out at five-oh-three |
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Then he made Adam, and then Eve |
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A garden for them to inhabit |
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The apple right where Eve could grab it |
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And I've got proof, 'cause I believe |
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Creation Science 101 |
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In the beginning it begun |
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And you are just beginning to educate yourself when you shun |
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Evolution |
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Then Cain and Abel he begat |
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And they begat all of the rest to us |
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Which means they must have been incestuous |
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I'm going to have to pray about that |
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There might be sinners in this class |
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Who might believe in Charles Darwin |
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I guess that's just their loss and our win |
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Because I'm gonna flunk their ass |
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If you make Genesis your text |
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You'll laugh at Darwin and what he sees |
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To be the origin of species |
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Because he's just plain oversexed |
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Creation Science 101 |
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You ain't no monkey's great grandson |
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You've got a research paper due |
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'bout the fifty reason to shun |
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Evolution |
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Don't let em' hand you that old jive |
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About survival of the fittest |
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That notion don't pass the bull**** test |
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'Cause look at me, I'm still alive |
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God made the world just like it is |
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He made the fossils just to tease us |
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Old bones to test our faith in Jesus |
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Yeah, this'll all be on the quiz |
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Creation Science 101 |
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Now Armagedd-your homework-done |
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Because when this semester's through, |
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It's straight A's for students who shun Evolution |
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The kids get such an education |
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When they shun |
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The heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by means of spontaneous genetic mutation |
