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Oh baby, looking at you tonight |
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There's something I'd like to do tonight |
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And I believe in Abstinence Only |
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But I don't want to leave you lonely |
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So abstain with me, baby |
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All night long |
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Come over and refrain with me, baby |
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All night long |
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I'm gonna wanna jump you bones |
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I'm gonna have to dump that jones |
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So come on now, get stalled in Lover's Lane with me |
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Abstain with me |
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Oh baby, when you're not there I'm blue |
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Yeah, baby, I think you know where I'm blue |
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I remember sex education |
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As approved by the administration |
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So abstain with me, baby |
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All night long |
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Come on and feel the strain with me, baby |
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We're gonna have the urge to merge |
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An urge we're gonna have to purge on the verge |
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So come on now, be in excruciating pain with me |
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Abstain with me |
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Oh baby |
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Oh baby |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby |
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We're gonna wanna rock and roll |
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We're gonna have to balk and go bowling or something |
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So come on now, try not to slit a vein with me |
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Abstain with me |
