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Now everything you're telling me rips me up |
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I swear I wish |
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I'd make myself shut you up |
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I've got a list here of things we talked about |
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The ugliness you see's just me inside out |
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And what I just don't know |
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Is what I think about it |
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I don't know at all |
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Don't you see that people |
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Will like you for who you are' |
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Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom |
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And I'm OK and you're |
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OKGrade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out |
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Listen up - check it out |
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There's something ugly inside of you |
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There's a big empty hole inside of you |
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There's something creepy crawling on your brain |
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There's something in you |
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It's red white and blue inside of you |
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As long as you don't have |
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Lots of zits or small tits |
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Or crooked teeth |
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Then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste |
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And people won't tape signs onto your back |
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Or beat the crap out of you |
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Or ignore your sorry ass |
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See, there's something vapid inside of you |
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There's a sweet little robot inside of you |
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So take off that silly moustache |
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Don't be a baby |
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There's a |
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Pete Brady inside of you |
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ONE: You act your age |
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TWO: You don't try to be something you're not |
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THREE: You find out in advance |
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What restaurant your mom and dad are going to |
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And go someplace else |