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Later on, when I get old I'm gonna buy myself a better home |
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One that's better than where I now live |
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One that doesn't smell like shit |
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And it will have a garden to! |
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With tulips for me to tiptoe through |
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And I'll keep my yard so nice and clean |
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As not to upset the community |
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I'll have you know, this is my only goal |
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To have my house inside their centerfold |
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I can see it now, a two-page spread |
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In Better Homes and Gardens |
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Oh! how I'd love to be in that magazine |
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Showing off my favorite recipes |
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And removing rust from garbage cans |
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This would make me the proudest man |
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But it will take a lot from me |
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For I can't even keep my own room clean |
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I know that one day I'll see my face |
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In Better Homes and Gardens |