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Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat |
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Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat |
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Open up you Twisties and open up your fly |
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Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh |
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If your mother knew what you were doing |
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She'd probably hang her head and cry |
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And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping |
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She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly |
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Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag |
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Make a little opening in the other end of your bag |
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Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap |
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No-one ever guesses whatsit's in the pack |
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If your mother knew what you were doing...etc. |
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Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc. |
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Better get a grip on yourself |
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You better pull yourself together.. |
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Picture's almost over but still your not quite there |
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John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare |
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Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare |
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You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair |
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If your mother knew what you were doing...etc. |
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Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc. |
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Hey, What's The Matter With You? (G.Macainsh) |
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Hey, what's the matter, what's the matter with you |
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Hey, what's the matter, what's the matter with you |
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I'm askin' you, I'm askin' you. |
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You can't have your cake and eat it too |
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You can't have your cake and eat it too |
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I'm tellin' you, I'm tellin' you |
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You can't have your dope and smoke it too |
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You can't have your dope and smoke it too |
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I'm tokin' you, I'm tokin' you |
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Hey, what's the matter, what's the matter with you |
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Hey, what's the matter, what's the matter with you |
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I'm askin' you, I'm askin' you. |
