| 歌曲 | I've Come for My Award |
| 歌手 | The Beautiful South |
| 专辑 | Choke |
| 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray | |
| 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray | |
| (heaton/rotheray) | |
| This is the awards for industry and free enterprise | |
| So let me sit you down and tell you how i won first prize | |
| I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops | |
| Walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot | |
| So i've come for my award, i've come for my award | |
| I thought i'd come in person that's the least i can afford | |
| Let hands be shook | |
| Champagne poured | |
| Sentence ignored | |
| Yes. i've come for my award | |
| This is the awards for industry and free enterprise | |
| Anyone want a gold watch in a ladies' size? | |
| There's a few more round the back | |
| I stole them from your shop | |
| We've got no more in silver, that's all that you'd got | |
| So i've come for my award, i've come for my award | |
| I thought i'd come in person that's the least i can afford | |
| Let hands be shook | |
| Champagne poured | |
| Sentence ignored | |
| Yes. i've come for my award | |
| I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye | |
| A thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky | |
| But they didn't see me pinch them from underneath their eyes | |
| So i've come for my award, i've come for my award | |
| I thought i'd come in person that's the least i can afford | |
| Let hands be shook | |
| Champagne poured | |
| Sentence ignored | |
| Yes. i've come for my award | |
| Jesus was my greatest accomplice | |
| Jesus was my greatest accomplice | |
| Jesus was my greatest accomplice | |
| Yes, i've come for my award | |
| Hairdryer, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot | |
| Video, compact disc, there's nothing we forgot | |
| Whilst i was busy smiling my father got the lot | |
| I've come for my award |
| zuò qǔ : Paul Heaton Dave Rotheray | |
| zuò cí : Heaton, Rotheray | |
| heaton rotheray | |
| This is the awards for industry and free enterprise | |
| So let me sit you down and tell you how i won first prize | |
| I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops | |
| Walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot | |
| So i' ve come for my award, i' ve come for my award | |
| I thought i' d come in person that' s the least i can afford | |
| Let hands be shook | |
| Champagne poured | |
| Sentence ignored | |
| Yes. i' ve come for my award | |
| This is the awards for industry and free enterprise | |
| Anyone want a gold watch in a ladies' size? | |
| There' s a few more round the back | |
| I stole them from your shop | |
| We' ve got no more in silver, that' s all that you' d got | |
| So i' ve come for my award, i' ve come for my award | |
| I thought i' d come in person that' s the least i can afford | |
| Let hands be shook | |
| Champagne poured | |
| Sentence ignored | |
| Yes. i' ve come for my award | |
| I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye | |
| A thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky | |
| But they didn' t see me pinch them from underneath their eyes | |
| So i' ve come for my award, i' ve come for my award | |
| I thought i' d come in person that' s the least i can afford | |
| Let hands be shook | |
| Champagne poured | |
| Sentence ignored | |
| Yes. i' ve come for my award | |
| Jesus was my greatest accomplice | |
| Jesus was my greatest accomplice | |
| Jesus was my greatest accomplice | |
| Yes, i' ve come for my award | |
| Hairdryer, overcoat, telly, dottodot | |
| Video, compact disc, there' s nothing we forgot | |
| Whilst i was busy smiling my father got the lot | |
| I' ve come for my award |