| 歌曲 | Behind the Counter |
| 歌手 | The Fall |
| 专辑 | Middle Class Revolt |
| 作词 : Burns, Smith | |
| They're always hitting on me | |
| But i'm getting thin | |
| From waiting on | |
| They just want me to be | |
| Behind the counter | |
| The hen centre | |
| Was always picking on me | |
| There they are tucking in all over shop | |
| Got no time | |
| For dinner or tea | |
| Behind the counter | |
| Every car i see | |
| Is always picking on me | |
| They take a left turn when i cross, guaranteed | |
| They park on the pavement | |
| Some have paid parks on the pavement | |
| Here | |
| I say "wait sir, wait sir, | |
| You'd better wait sir" | |
| Guaranteed | |
| I'm getting thin | |
| From idiots who write rock books | |
| Disparate | |
| Ex-groups cold would've played this | |
| "for nose pin and the punk piggies | |
| Didn't quite make it," they say | |
| Get behind the counter | |
| The other side of the counter | |
| Chill it, boy | |
| The other side of the counter |
| zuò cí : Burns, Smith | |
| They' re always hitting on me | |
| But i' m getting thin | |
| From waiting on | |
| They just want me to be | |
| Behind the counter | |
| The hen centre | |
| Was always picking on me | |
| There they are tucking in all over shop | |
| Got no time | |
| For dinner or tea | |
| Behind the counter | |
| Every car i see | |
| Is always picking on me | |
| They take a left turn when i cross, guaranteed | |
| They park on the pavement | |
| Some have paid parks on the pavement | |
| Here | |
| I say " wait sir, wait sir, | |
| You' d better wait sir" | |
| Guaranteed | |
| I' m getting thin | |
| From idiots who write rock books | |
| Disparate | |
| Exgroups cold would' ve played this | |
| " for nose pin and the punk piggies | |
| Didn' t quite make it," they say | |
| Get behind the counter | |
| The other side of the counter | |
| Chill it, boy | |
| The other side of the counter |