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My leader told me to jump in the river |
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The river was deep and the weather was winter |
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After a sailor very kindly saved me |
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My leader told me, you'd better take it easy |
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I took it so easy my leader called me lazy |
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Through the lack of red meat |
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Everything was getting hazy |
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Friends looked at me and said |
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Man, you gotta be crazy |
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Oh, oh leader |
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My leader said son, you'd better get yourself together |
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Never mind the fools who know what we're getting into |
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But a forty mile walk would do us both a world of good |
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And he sat down and watched me take off down the road |
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Well, I walked so far my feet began to bleed |
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If this was good for me, I just couldn't see it |
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A motorist picked me up and said |
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Look man, you must be crazy |
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Oh, oh leader |
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Oh, oh leader |
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My leader came to see me in a hospital bed |
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Well, at least I really knew that my leader really cared |
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After giving me a second-hand roach |
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He said where's your donation man |
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It's all for a good cause |
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He left me all alone to work the riddle out |
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But I just couldn't make it so I began to shout |
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They stuck a hypodermic deep down into me |
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Said, look out nurse I think we got a loony |
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Oh, oh leader |
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Okay baby, follow me now |
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Follow your leader |
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Alright |
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Now here I sit in a state-run asylum |
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Limitless, friendless but much more together |
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I decided to do some good book readin' |
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About the art of people leadin' |
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Now I'm the leader and they're being led |
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What's the matter if they're crazy till you hear what I've said |
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Being the leader is really where its at |
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But just how long can a good thing last |
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Oh, oh leader |
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Oh, oh leader |
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Now listen to this, baby |
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This is the year of the guru |
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Now the thing to do is to ask yourself |
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What can a guru do for me? |
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Then you say to yourself |
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I gotta get a guru |
