| 歌曲 | Stretch Dude And Clobber Girl |
| 歌手 | The Simpsons |
| 专辑 | The Simpsons: Testify |
| [00:10.92] | Singers:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, |
| [00:13.78] | He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls. |
| [00:18.16] | Women:He's a limber lad... |
| [00:19.36] | Men:She's a powerful lass... |
| [00:20.66] | All:He'll wring your neck |
| [00:22.44] | And she'll kick your ass! |
| [00:25.46] | They're Stretch Dude |
| [00:27.65] | And Clobber Girl! |
| [00:30.82] | Women:Stretch Dude! |
| [00:31.59] | Men:Clobber Girl! |
| [00:33.51] | Women:Stretch Dude! |
| [00:34.17] | Men:Clobber Girl! |
| [00:36.46] | Women:Stretch Dude! |
| [00:38.91] | Announcer:Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!" |
| [00:10.92] | shēn suō nán hái hé dà lì nǚ hái |
| [00:13.78] | tā jiù shì gè rén tǐ xiàng pí quān ér tā jiù shì gè dà lì shì |
| [00:18.16] | tā yì cháng róu ruǎn |
| [00:19.36] | tā lì dà wú qióng |
| [00:20.66] | tā kě yǐ bǎ nǐ bǎng qǐ lái |
| [00:22.44] | rán hòu tā kě yǐ gěi nǐ pì gǔ bǔ shàng yī jiǎo |
| [00:25.46] | shēn suō nán hái |
| [00:27.65] | hé dà lì nǚ hái |
| [00:30.82] | shēn suō nán hái |
| [00:31.59] | dà lì nǚ hái |
| [00:33.51] | shēn suō nán hái |
| [00:34.17] | dà lì nǚ hái |
| [00:36.46] | shēn suō nán hái |
| [00:38.91] | jīn wǎn dǎo shì:" dà zhàn shōu cáng jiā" |