| 歌曲 | everybody Hates Ned Flanders |
| 歌手 | The Simpsons |
| 专辑 | The Simpsons: Testify |
| [00:00.79] | Homer:Christmas in December! |
| [00:02.42] | Wow, wow, wow! |
| [00:04.48] | Give me tons of presents |
| [00:06.25] | Now, now, now! |
| [00:08.32] | Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
| [00:10.98] | Homer:Maybe. |
| [00:11.68] | Flanders:Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together. |
| [00:14.90] | There's a stranger in the manger, |
| [00:15.75] | And his name is love. |
| [00:17.22] | Take it, Homer. |
| [00:18.46] | Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
| [00:23.32] | Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
| [00:28.43] | Now beat it! |
| [00:30.59] | Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. It's a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
| [00:39.97] | Homer:How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—? |
| [00:45.35] | Wait a minute. |
| [00:49.34] | Everybody in the U.S.A. |
| [00:52.65] | Hates their stupid neighbor, |
| [00:54.45] | He's Flanders and he's really really lame. |
| [00:59.30] | Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
| [01:01.11] | His views on birth control are wrong. |
| [01:03.20] | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
| [01:07.65] | Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S! |
| [01:09.78] | Homer:He's the man that I hate best! |
| [01:11.81] | I'd like to see his house go up in flames! |
| [01:18.49] | David Byrne:Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
| [01:22.40] | and couldn't help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
| [01:25.50] | Carl:David Byrne? |
| [01:26.98] | Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
| [01:30.33] | David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
| [01:33.71] | Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
| [01:35.39] | David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes. |
| [01:37.12] | Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It's already rewound. |
| [01:41.68] | David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
| [01:45.53] | Homer:Fine. |
| [01:50.15] | Lenny and Carl:F-L-A, |
| [01:51.34] | Homer:His name is Ned! |
| [01:52.48] | Lenny and Carl:E-R-S, |
| [01:53.43] | Homer:It's a stupid name! |
| [01:54.84] | He's worse than Frankenstein |
| [01:57.60] | Or Dr. No! |
| [01:59.31] | David Byrne:You can't upset him even slightly, |
| [02:02.83] | He just smiles and nods politely, |
| [02:04.63] | Then goes home and worships nightly, |
| [02:06.82] | His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
| [02:10.53] | Lenny and Carl:F-L-A, |
| [02:11.41] | Homer:Don't yell at Ned! |
| [02:12.68] | Lenny and Carl:D-E-R, |
| [02:13.85] | Homer:His wife is dead! |
| [02:15.40] | Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
| [02:19.48] | David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing, |
| [02:23.83] | Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
| [02:28.86] | You don't have to move your feet, |
| [02:30.72] | Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
| [02:32.96] | Homer and David Byrne:He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
| [02:37.20] | Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers, |
| [02:39.44] | Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders |
| [02:42.30] | Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
| [02:46.66] | Audience:F-L-A! |
| [02:47.42] | Apu:His name is Ned! |
| [02:48.65] | Audience:E-R-S! |
| [02:49.61] | Apu:He is so white bread! |
| [02:50.98] | Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
| [02:55.91] | Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed. |
| [02:59.23] | DJ:We're halfway through our "Same Song Six-Pack"! |
| [03:02.43] | Now, let's hear William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
| [03:06.81] | Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die! |
| [03:12.89] | William Shatner:Everybody... |
| [03:14.32] | In the U.S... |
| [03:16.10] | A... |
| [03:17.15] | Hates...their... |
| [03:18.70] | Stupid...neighbor... |
| [03:21.20] | He's the Flanders...man... |
| [03:23.48] | The Flanders, man... |
| [03:26.20] | Flanders... |
| [03:28.10] | Marge:I am so sick of that song! |
| [03:30.58] | Homer:Oof, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
| [03:41.58] | Homer:This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
| [03:46.60] | David Byrne:You won't think it's stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
| [03:52.18] | ?No nos gusta Flanders! |
| [03:53.60] | ?Es un hombre estupido! |
| [03:56.43] | ?No nos gusta Flanders! |
| [03:57.88] | Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You'll slip on the Simoniz! |
| [04:00.63] | David Byrne:Simoniz? |
| [04:05.68] | Moe:Woah! Woah! |
| [04:07.10] | David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital? |
| [04:08.83] | Moe:Yeah, no problem. |
| [00:00.79] | Homer: Christmas in December! |
| [00:02.42] | Wow, wow, wow! |
| [00:04.48] | Give me tons of presents |
| [00:06.25] | Now, now, now! |
| [00:08.32] | Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
| [00:10.98] | Homer: Maybe. |
| [00:11.68] | Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together. |
| [00:14.90] | There' s a stranger in the manger, |
| [00:15.75] | And his name is love. |
| [00:17.22] | Take it, Homer. |
| [00:18.46] | Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
| [00:23.32] | Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
| [00:28.43] | Now beat it! |
| [00:30.59] | Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
| [00:39.97] | Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and? |
| [00:45.35] | Wait a minute. |
| [00:49.34] | Everybody in the U. S. A. |
| [00:52.65] | Hates their stupid neighbor, |
| [00:54.45] | He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame. |
| [00:59.30] | Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
| [01:01.11] | His views on birth control are wrong. |
| [01:03.20] | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
| [01:07.65] | Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS! |
| [01:09.78] | Homer: He' s the man that I hate best! |
| [01:11.81] | I' d like to see his house go up in flames! |
| [01:18.49] | David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
| [01:22.40] | and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
| [01:25.50] | Carl: David Byrne? |
| [01:26.98] | Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
| [01:30.33] | David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
| [01:33.71] | Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
| [01:35.39] | David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes. |
| [01:37.12] | Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound. |
| [01:41.68] | David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
| [01:45.53] | Homer: Fine. |
| [01:50.15] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
| [01:51.34] | Homer: His name is Ned! |
| [01:52.48] | Lenny and Carl: ERS, |
| [01:53.43] | Homer: It' s a stupid name! |
| [01:54.84] | He' s worse than Frankenstein |
| [01:57.60] | Or Dr. No! |
| [01:59.31] | David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly, |
| [02:02.83] | He just smiles and nods politely, |
| [02:04.63] | Then goes home and worships nightly, |
| [02:06.82] | His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
| [02:10.53] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
| [02:11.41] | Homer: Don' t yell at Ned! |
| [02:12.68] | Lenny and Carl: DER, |
| [02:13.85] | Homer: His wife is dead! |
| [02:15.40] | Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
| [02:19.48] | David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing, |
| [02:23.83] | Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
| [02:28.86] | You don' t have to move your feet, |
| [02:30.72] | Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
| [02:32.96] | Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
| [02:37.20] | Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders, |
| [02:39.44] | Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders |
| [02:42.30] | Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
| [02:46.66] | Audience: FLA! |
| [02:47.42] | Apu: His name is Ned! |
| [02:48.65] | Audience: ERS! |
| [02:49.61] | Apu: He is so white bread! |
| [02:50.98] | Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
| [02:55.91] | Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed. |
| [02:59.23] | DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"! |
| [03:02.43] | Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
| [03:06.81] | Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die! |
| [03:12.89] | William Shatner: Everybody... |
| [03:14.32] | In the U. S... |
| [03:16.10] | A... |
| [03:17.15] | Hates... their... |
| [03:18.70] | Stupid... neighbor... |
| [03:21.20] | He' s the Flanders... man... |
| [03:23.48] | The Flanders, man... |
| [03:26.20] | Flanders... |
| [03:28.10] | Marge: I am so sick of that song! |
| [03:30.58] | Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
| [03:41.58] | Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
| [03:46.60] | David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
| [03:52.18] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
| [03:53.60] | ? Es un hombre estupido! |
| [03:56.43] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
| [03:57.88] | Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz! |
| [04:00.63] | David Byrne: Simoniz? |
| [04:05.68] | Moe: Woah! Woah! |
| [04:07.10] | David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital? |
| [04:08.83] | Moe: Yeah, no problem. |
| [00:00.79] | shí èr yuè de shèng dàn jié |
| [00:02.42] | wa ó wa ó wa ó |
| [00:04.48] | gěi wǒ yī duì lǐ wù ba |
| [00:06.25] | lái ba lái ba lái ba |
| [00:08.32] | hēi homer zài xiě shèng dàn xīn gē ma |
| [00:10.98] | kě néng shì ba |
| [00:11.68] | shèng jīng shuō yì qǐ zuò yī jiàn shì shì hěn yǒu qù de |
| [00:14.90] | mǎ cáo lǐ yǒu yí gè nǐ bù rèn shi de rén |
| [00:15.75] | tā míng jiào ài |
| [00:17.22] | gāi nǐ le homer |
| [00:18.46] | wǒ dǒng le nǐ xiǎng ràng wǒ zài wài miàn bāng nǐ xiǎng zhè yīn yuè |
| [00:23.32] | Flanders wǒ shì yí gè nài xīn lǐ xìng shuài qì de nán rén dàn jiù shì wǒ yě yǒu xià xiàn |
| [00:28.43] | suǒ yǐ nǐ kuài zǒu ba |
| [00:30.59] | xiè xiè le homer zhè zhǒng wèi dào de bīng bàng wǒ zuì xǐ huān le méi wèi dào |
| [00:39.97] | zhè gāi sǐ de yì diǎn yě bù hǎo wǒ hái zěn me xiě gē nà gè nǎo cán hùn zhàng yī zhí dǎ rǎo wǒ |
| [00:45.35] | děng děng |
| [00:49.34] | měi yí gè měi guó rén |
| [00:52.65] | dōu hèn tā men de chǔn huò lín jū |
| [00:54.45] | tā jiù shì Flanders yí gè dà dà dà shuāi rén |
| [00:59.30] | Flanders xiǎng huǐ le wǒ de gē |
| [01:01.11] | tā duì jì huà shēng yù de kàn fǎ shì cuò de |
| [01:03.20] | wǒ hèn tā de běn lái miàn mù Flanders jiù shì tā de míng zì |
| [01:07.65] | FLANRDS |
| [01:09.78] | tā jiù shì wǒ zuì hèn de rén |
| [01:11.81] | wǒ duō xiǎng kàn zhe tā de fáng zi zháo huǒ |
| [01:18.49] | nǐ men hǎo wǒ yī zhí zài sōu xún chūn tiān zhèn běn dì de yīn yuè |
| [01:22.40] | rán hòu wǒ jiù tīng dào le nǐ nà ràng rén yú kuài de cháng hèn gē |
| [01:25.50] | David Byrne? |
| [01:26.98] | gē shǒu yì shù jiā zuò qǔ jiā dǎo yǎn chuán shēng tóu? |
| [01:30.33] | hái huà míng EI Diablo cān jiā guò shuāi jiāo bǐ sài |
| [01:33.71] | wǒ yǐ wéi tā shì Philip Glass |
| [01:35.39] | qiè tā xiǎng dé měi |
| [01:37.12] | hēi xiān shēng yào shì nǐ nà me xǐ huān wǒ de gē zěn me bù mǎi yī pán cí dài yǐ jīng dào kāi tóu le yō |
| [01:41.68] | bù yòng le dàn wǒ yuàn yì gēn nǐ hé chàng bǎ zhè shǒu gē tuī guǎng dào quán měi |
| [01:45.53] | hǎo ba |
| [01:50.15] | FLA |
| [01:51.34] | tā míng zì shì Ned |
| [01:52.48] | ERS |
| [01:53.43] | zhēn shì gè shǎ quē míng |
| [01:54.84] | tā bǐ fú lái kěn sī tǎn shèn zhì nuò bó shì |
| [01:57.60] | hái kě pà |
| [01:59.31] | nǐ dōu bù néng nǎ pà yǒu yì diǎn diǎn dì jī nù tā |
| [02:02.83] | tā zhǐ huì lǐ mào dì diǎn tóu wēi xiào |
| [02:04.63] | rán hòu huí dào jiā zhōng chè yè dǎo gào |
| [02:06.82] | tā de zuǒ piě zǐ shāng diàn yě zhēn shì bēi cuī dào jiā le |
| [02:10.53] | FLA |
| [02:11.41] | bú yào hǒu Ned |
| [02:12.68] | DER |
| [02:13.85] | tā de lǎo pó sǐ diào la |
| [02:15.40] | dà jiā dōu hèn sǐ nà gè èr huò le |
| [02:19.48] | chūn tián bèi Homer nà huān lè de cháng hèn gē zhèn hàn le |
| [02:23.83] | cháo nán cháo nǚ men dōu jìn dào yè diàn lǐ tīng zhè shǒu gē |
| [02:28.86] | nǐ dōu kě yǐ bù dòng jiǎo |
| [02:30.72] | zhǐ yòng gēn zhe jié pāi hèn Flanders |
| [02:32.96] | tā jiù shì nǐ shén qì huó pō è mèng yì bān de jué shì hǎo lín jū |
| [02:37.20] | rú guǒ nǐ tǎo yàn yǒu lǐ mào de zuǒ piě zǐ |
| [02:39.44] | nà wǒ gū jì nǐ huì xǐ huān shàng Ned Flanders |
| [02:42.30] | huò zhě tā de liǎng gè guài hái zi Rod hé Todd |
| [02:46.66] | FLA |
| [02:47.42] | tā de míng zì shì Ned |
| [02:48.65] | ERS |
| [02:49.61] | tā zhēn shì hěn bái jìng |
| [02:50.98] | zhè wēi xiào de hú zǐ lā chā de wěi suí shàng dì de dāi zi |
| [02:55.91] | zhū wèi jiě sàn |
| [02:59.23] | wǒ men yǐ jīng tīng wán dān qǔ liù lián fàng de yī bàn le |
| [03:02.43] | xiàn zài yì qǐ lái tīng tīng rén rén dōu hèn Flanders de William Shatner bǎn běn |
| [03:06.81] | yòu yí gè bǎn běn? tiān nà ràng tā guò qù xíng bù |
| [03:12.89] | měi yí gè |
| [03:14.32] | měi guó |
| [03:16.10] | rén |
| [03:17.15] | dōu hèn tā men de |
| [03:18.70] | shǎ dàn lín jū |
| [03:21.20] | tā jiù shì Flanders |
| [03:23.48] | Flanders |
| [03:26.20] | Flanders |
| [03:28.10] | wǒ shí zài shòu gòu nà shǒu gē qǔ le |
| [03:30.58] | wǒ yě shì wǒ jū rán dōu kāi shǐ tǎo yàn qǐ zì jǐ de chuàng zuò le kě suàn zhī dào shàng dì shì shén me gǎn shòu le |
| [03:41.58] | hǎo xiōng dì dà mù chǎng kěn dìng shì gè hǎo dì fāng yī zhěng gè xīng qī dōu bù yòng tīng dào nà shǒu gāi sǐ de gē le |
| [03:46.60] | tīng dào sà ěr sà wǔ jiā cháng hùn yīn bǎn nǐ jiù bú huì jué de zhè shǒu gē gāi sǐ le |
| [03:52.18] | wǒ men bù xǐ huān Flanders |
| [03:53.60] | zhè shì yí gè èr huò |
| [03:56.43] | wǒ men bù xǐ huān Flanders |
| [03:57.88] | xiǎo xīn diǎn Byrne xiān shēng nǐ huì cóng yǐn qíng gài shang huá xià lái de |
| [04:00.63] | huá xià lái? |
| [04:05.68] | ō ō ō ō |
| [04:07.10] | nǐ néng dài wǒ qù yī yuàn ma? |
| [04:08.83] | kě yǐ ya méi wèn tí Moe hé David Byrne yào shàng yǎn wēi qíng shí rì le |