| 歌曲 | the President Wore PearlsMe |
| 歌手 | The Simpsons |
| 专辑 | The Simpsons: Testify |
| [00:00.62] | Lisa:And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French! |
| [00:05.55] | J'accuse, Monsieur Cusperberg! |
| [00:08.42] | Mr. Cusperberg:What is she yakkin' about? |
| [00:10.60] | Lisa:I rest my case. |
| [00:11.96] | Seymour Skinner:Nelson, rebuttal? |
| [00:13.90] | Nelson:Yo, everyone, it's me, Nelson! |
| [00:16.92] | Students:YAAAY! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! |
| [00:24.95] | Lisa:I'm not that cool, |
| [00:27.26] | I don't wear jeans. |
| [00:31.13] | I've polished an apple or two. |
| [00:35.37] | But every grape that I grubbed, |
| [00:38.51] | I grubbed it for you. |
| [00:42.24] | So call me bookworm, |
| [00:47.28] | But I'll never squirm |
| [00:49.46] | When there's work to be done. |
| [00:53.15] | Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk |
| [00:57.95] | While you're all outside having fun. |
| [01:06.26] | Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield, |
| [01:12.25] | Unless you want an effective leader. |
| [01:17.16] | I'll talk to teachers, |
| [01:19.60] | I'll handle Skinner, |
| [01:22.14] | A vote for Lisa |
| [01:24.65] | Makes you the winner! |
| [01:27.95] | Students:Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! |
| [01:48.26] | Lisa: What would you change? |
| [01:51.40] | Teachers: Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points! |
| [01:53.70] | Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch! |
| [01:57.69] | Lisa:I may be the new girl |
| [01:59.96] | But you can't brain wash me |
| [02:02.00] | Just OshKosh B'Gosh me |
| [02:04.10] | And then leave me be |
| [02:06.18] | To fight for kid power |
| [02:08.44] | I must be heard not seen! |
| [02:12.66] | I have to lead wisely |
| [02:14.82] | Not just pimp and preen |
| [02:16.84] | Teachers: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! |
| [02:18.26] | Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse! |
| [02:22.63] | Lisa:This cutting up suits me |
| [02:24.84] | There's beauty within me |
| [02:26.81] | So let's Olsen twin me |
| [02:29.00] | Give them someone to love |
| [02:31.21] | This grown up make over |
| [02:33.35] | Has made me a super tween |
| [02:37.71] | For they are my people |
| [02:39.66] | And I am their queen! |
| [02:59.27] | Seymour Skinner:I'm so happy with my evil plan. |
| [03:02.79] | Say goodbye to music, gym and art! |
| [03:06.65] | Soon we will have the perfect school! |
| [03:10.17] | Where fun and excitement never start! |
| [03:14.28] | Groundskeeper Willie:I'm so drunk I could barely see! |
| [03:17.40] | But it helps me get through another day! |
| [03:21.28] | My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt! |
| [03:24.97] | I've got to go puke in some hay! |
| [03:29.20] | Bart:Lisa is a fool! |
| [03:30.51] | Seymour Skinner:I think the rules are cool! |
| [03:32.35] | Groundskeeper Willie:I'm fallin' in the pool! |
| [03:40.76] | Seymour Skinner:Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. |
| [03:43.78] | Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. |
| [03:48.14] | Care for a T-shirt? |
| [03:49.50] | Superintendent Chalmers:T-shirt? |
| [03:50.16] | Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"? |
| [03:53.95] | Seymour Skinner:Forgive me, sir. |
| [03:59.40] | Lisa:What have I done? |
| [04:01.26] | Bart:What they wanted you to. |
| [04:04.10] | Lisa:Skinner betrayed me! |
| [04:05.85] | Bart:But a tango takes two. |
| [04:09.56] | Superintendent Chalmers:SKINNER!! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor, |
| [04:13.26] | but I say cut off the head and the body will die. |
| [04:17.23] | Seymour Skinner:You want to get rid of Lisa? But she's such a good student. |
| [04:20.11] | Superintendent Chalmers:Yes, I think she's a little too good for this school. |
| [04:24.74] | Lisa:If we stand together, we are strong! |
| [04:27.60] | Students:Yaaaaay! |
| [04:29.40] | Seymour Skinner:Lisa Simpson, you've just been transferred to the |
| [04:31.33] | Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome. |
| [04:34.34] | Please climb into the idling bus. |
| [04:36.96] | Lisa:But—but I— |
| [04:41.21] | Students:Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! |
| [04:45.30] | Lisa:Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield, |
| [04:50.56] | You can still reach me through E-mail |
| [04:55.36] | At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash |
| [05:00.26] | At yahoo dot com, at yahoo dot com. |
| [00:00.62] | Lisa: And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French! |
| [00:05.55] | J' accuse, Monsieur Cusperberg! |
| [00:08.42] | Mr. Cusperberg: What is she yakkin' about? |
| [00:10.60] | Lisa: I rest my case. |
| [00:11.96] | Seymour Skinner: Nelson, rebuttal? |
| [00:13.90] | Nelson: Yo, everyone, it' s me, Nelson! |
| [00:16.92] | Students: YAAAY! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! |
| [00:24.95] | Lisa: I' m not that cool, |
| [00:27.26] | I don' t wear jeans. |
| [00:31.13] | I' ve polished an apple or two. |
| [00:35.37] | But every grape that I grubbed, |
| [00:38.51] | I grubbed it for you. |
| [00:42.24] | So call me bookworm, |
| [00:47.28] | But I' ll never squirm |
| [00:49.46] | When there' s work to be done. |
| [00:53.15] | Yes, I' ll take my lunch at my desk |
| [00:57.95] | While you' re all outside having fun. |
| [01:06.26] | Don' t vote for me, kids of Springfield, |
| [01:12.25] | Unless you want an effective leader. |
| [01:17.16] | I' ll talk to teachers, |
| [01:19.60] | I' ll handle Skinner, |
| [01:22.14] | A vote for Lisa |
| [01:24.65] | Makes you the winner! |
| [01:27.95] | Students: Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! |
| [01:48.26] | Lisa: What would you change? |
| [01:51.40] | Teachers: Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points! |
| [01:53.70] | Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch! |
| [01:57.69] | Lisa: I may be the new girl |
| [01:59.96] | But you can' t brain wash me |
| [02:02.00] | Just OshKosh B' Gosh me |
| [02:04.10] | And then leave me be |
| [02:06.18] | To fight for kid power |
| [02:08.44] | I must be heard not seen! |
| [02:12.66] | I have to lead wisely |
| [02:14.82] | Not just pimp and preen |
| [02:16.84] | Teachers: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! |
| [02:18.26] | Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse! |
| [02:22.63] | Lisa: This cutting up suits me |
| [02:24.84] | There' s beauty within me |
| [02:26.81] | So let' s Olsen twin me |
| [02:29.00] | Give them someone to love |
| [02:31.21] | This grown up make over |
| [02:33.35] | Has made me a super tween |
| [02:37.71] | For they are my people |
| [02:39.66] | And I am their queen! |
| [02:59.27] | Seymour Skinner: I' m so happy with my evil plan. |
| [03:02.79] | Say goodbye to music, gym and art! |
| [03:06.65] | Soon we will have the perfect school! |
| [03:10.17] | Where fun and excitement never start! |
| [03:14.28] | Groundskeeper Willie: I' m so drunk I could barely see! |
| [03:17.40] | But it helps me get through another day! |
| [03:21.28] | My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt! |
| [03:24.97] | I' ve got to go puke in some hay! |
| [03:29.20] | Bart: Lisa is a fool! |
| [03:30.51] | Seymour Skinner: I think the rules are cool! |
| [03:32.35] | Groundskeeper Willie: I' m fallin' in the pool! |
| [03:40.76] | Seymour Skinner: Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. |
| [03:43.78] | Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. |
| [03:48.14] | Care for a Tshirt? |
| [03:49.50] | Superintendent Chalmers: Tshirt? |
| [03:50.16] | Why don' t you just give me a sandwich board that says " Male Prostitute"? |
| [03:53.95] | Seymour Skinner: Forgive me, sir. |
| [03:59.40] | Lisa: What have I done? |
| [04:01.26] | Bart: What they wanted you to. |
| [04:04.10] | Lisa: Skinner betrayed me! |
| [04:05.85] | Bart: But a tango takes two. |
| [04:09.56] | Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER!! I don' t mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor, |
| [04:13.26] | but I say cut off the head and the body will die. |
| [04:17.23] | Seymour Skinner: You want to get rid of Lisa? But she' s such a good student. |
| [04:20.11] | Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, I think she' s a little too good for this school. |
| [04:24.74] | Lisa: If we stand together, we are strong! |
| [04:27.60] | Students: Yaaaaay! |
| [04:29.40] | Seymour Skinner: Lisa Simpson, you' ve just been transferred to the |
| [04:31.33] | Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome. |
| [04:34.34] | Please climb into the idling bus. |
| [04:36.96] | Lisa: But but I |
| [04:41.21] | Students: Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! |
| [04:45.30] | Lisa: Don' t cry for me, kids of Springfield, |
| [04:50.56] | You can still reach me through Email |
| [04:55.36] | At Smart Girl 63 underscore backslash |
| [05:00.26] | At yahoo dot com, at yahoo dot com. |
| [00:00.62] | wǒ men yīng gāi yǒu gè zhēn zhèng shuō fǎ yǔ de fǎ yǔ lǎo shī |
| [00:05.55] | luàn shuō yī tòng |
| [00:08.42] | tā zài shuō shí mǒ niǎo yǔ? |
| [00:10.60] | wǒ yào shuō de jiù shì zhèi xiē le |
| [00:11.96] | Nelson gāi nǐ lā piào le |
| [00:13.90] | dà jiā hǎo shì wǒ Nelson |
| [00:16.92] | yé.... NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! |
| [00:24.95] | wǒ bù gòu kù |
| [00:27.26] | wǒ bù chuān niú zǎi kù |
| [00:31.13] | wǒ céng yòng yī liǎng gè píng guǒ gěi lǎo shī huì lù |
| [00:35.37] | kě wǒ de měi yī cì qǔ de de chéng jī |
| [00:38.51] | dōu shì wèi le dà jiā ér kǔ dú |
| [00:42.24] | jiù jiào wǒ shū dāi zi ba |
| [00:47.28] | jí shǐ yǒu zài zhòng de rèn wù |
| [00:49.46] | wǒ yě bú huì jú cù bù ān |
| [00:53.15] | shì de wǒ huì biān chī biān xué |
| [00:57.95] | jǐn guǎn nǐ men dà jiā zài wán shuǎ |
| [01:06.26] | chūn tián de hái zi men bié wèi wǒ tóu piào |
| [01:12.25] | chú fēi nǐ men xiǎng yào yí gè gāo xiào de lǐng xiù |
| [01:17.16] | wǒ huì hé lǎo shī tán pàn |
| [01:19.60] | wǒ huì cāo kòng Skinner |
| [01:22.14] | tóu Lisa yī piào |
| [01:24.65] | chéng jiù nǐ men měi hǎo de míng tiān |
| [01:27.95] | tóu Lisa tóu Lisa tóu Lisa |
| [01:48.26] | nà nǐ men yào zěn me bāo zhuāng wǒ ne? |
| [01:51.40] | yǎn jīng zhēn zhū wēi xiào fā jiān |
| [01:53.70] | qún zi fā yīn xié zǐ Swatch shǒu biǎo |
| [01:57.69] | wǒ kě yǐ gǎi tóu huàn miàn |
| [01:59.96] | dàn bú huì bèi nǐ men xǐ nǎo |
| [02:02.00] | nǐ men zhǐ néng wéi wǒ dǎ bàn |
| [02:04.10] | kě wǒ hái shì wǒ zì jǐ |
| [02:06.18] | wǒ yào wèi hái zi men zhēng qǔ quán yì |
| [02:08.44] | wǒ yào dà shēng jí hū ér bú shì zhǎn shì zì jǐ |
| [02:12.66] | wǒ yào zuò gè yīng míng de lǐng dǎo zhě |
| [02:14.82] | ér bú shì zhǐ dǎ bàn piào liàng |
| [02:16.84] | zhǐ jia jiǔ wō ěr huán fā shù |
| [02:18.26] | qián bāo cān hé yá chǐ Milhouse |
| [02:22.63] | zhè yī fú rú cǐ hé shì |
| [02:24.84] | ér wǒ yě tiān shēng lì zhì |
| [02:26.81] | bǎ wǒ dǎ bàn dé xuàn làn huá lì |
| [02:29.00] | gěi tā men gè chóng bài de duì xiàng |
| [02:31.21] | zhèi xiē chéng rén huà zhuāng pǐn |
| [02:33.35] | bǎ wǒ biàn chéng le jīng yàn MM |
| [02:37.71] | yīn wèi tā men shì wǒ de zǐ mín |
| [02:39.66] | wǒ shì tā men de nǚ wáng |
| [02:59.27] | wǒ mì móu jiān jì xīn lǐ dà xǐ |
| [03:02.79] | gēn yīn yuè měi shù tǐ yù shuō zài jiàn ba |
| [03:06.65] | wán měi dí xué xiào shēng huó jiāng yào kāi shǐ |
| [03:10.17] | zhè lǐ zài méi yǒu huān shēng hé xiào yǔ |
| [03:14.28] | wǒ zuì xūn xūn dì shuāng yǎn mí lí |
| [03:17.40] | què kě xiāo mó guāng yīn yì tiān yòu yì tiān |
| [03:21.28] | yáng zá yǔ shāng tòng chōng chì zài wǒ wèi lǐ |
| [03:24.97] | wǒ mǎ shàng zhǎo duī gān cǎo tǔ qù |
| [03:29.20] | LIsa shì gè dà shǎ guā |
| [03:30.51] | wǒ de jì huà wán měi wú xiá |
| [03:32.35] | wǒ kāi jìn le yóu yǒng chí |
| [03:40.76] | wàn lǐ wú yún a |
| [03:43.78] | zuò wéi SLAAAM xíng dòng kāi shǐ de rì zi zài hǎo bù guò le yǒng bié le tǐ yù měi shù hé yīn yuè |
| [03:48.14] | lái jiàn T xù ma |
| [03:49.50] | T xù? |
| [03:50.16] | nǐ zěn me bù zài wǒ shēn shàng guà gè guǎng gào pái xiě shàng" wǒ shì nán jì"? |
| [03:53.95] | yuán liàng wǒ xiān shēng |
| [03:59.40] | wǒ dōu gàn le xiē shén me |
| [04:01.26] | nǐ gàn de dōu shì tā men yào nǐ gàn de |
| [04:04.10] | Skinner bèi pàn le wǒ |
| [04:05.85] | yí gè bā zhǎng pāi bù xiǎng |
| [04:09.56] | SKINNER!! wǒ bù xiǎng dǎ duàn nǐ tīng qǔ zhè gè kān mén de yì jiàn |
| [04:13.26] | dàn wǒ shuō qín zéi xiān qín wáng |
| [04:17.23] | nǐ yào kāi chú Lisa? kě tā shì yí gè fēi cháng yōu xiù de xué shēng |
| [04:20.11] | méi cuò wǒ jué de tā duì wǒ men xué xiào shí zài shì tài yōu xiù le |
| [04:24.74] | tuán jié jiù shì lì liàng |
| [04:27.60] | yé |
| [04:29.40] | Lisa Simpson nǐ gāng gāng bèi zhuǎn xué dào |
| [04:31.33] | zhuān shōu tiān cái hé má fán rén wù de chūn tián yīng cái xué xiào |
| [04:34.34] | nà lǐ yǒu liàng xiào chē zài děng nǐ |
| [04:36.96] | kě... kě wǒ |
| [04:41.21] | kě lián de Lisa kě lián de Lisa |
| [04:45.30] | bié wèi wǒ kū qì chūn tián de hái zi men |
| [04:50.56] | nǐ men hái kě yǐ yòng yóu jiàn gēn wǒ lián xì |
| [04:55.36] | fā dào smartgirl63_ |
| [05:00.26] | yahoo. com yahoo. com |