| 歌曲 | Welcome To Moe's |
| 歌手 | The Simpsons |
| 专辑 | The Simpsons: Testify |
| [00:00.57] | Marge:Maybe some cheerier pink would make this place less of a dive. |
| [00:05.14] | Moe:Marge, my customers don't like themselves, therefore, they seek the darkness. |
| [00:12.61] | Marge:Well, as fabulous as your regulars are, a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush. |
| [00:19.87] | Moe:Look, I like Moe's the way it is, alright, and I ain't changin' it for any dames, skirts, |
| [00:24.66] | Suzy Qs, or facemacer. |
| [00:26.12] | Marge:I had a feeling you'd say that. |
| [00:28.20] | So I prepared something that might help you change your tune. |
| [00:34.28] | This place is a diamond, |
| [00:35.51] | But it's trapped in the rough. |
| [00:37.46] | Moe:Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's," |
| [00:38.97] | So enough of your guff. |
| [00:41.60] | Marge:Here's my new idea |
| [00:42.98] | To sell both beer and grub: |
| [00:44.66] | We will turn this filthy dive |
| [00:46.38] | Into a proper old-time British pub. |
| [00:49.68] | Moe:A British bar? |
| [00:52.42] | Bart and Lisa:Darts and meat pies, |
| [00:54.51] | And lager in pint glasses. |
| [00:56.81] | What a classy way |
| [00:58.54] | To get drunk off your asses! |
| [01:01.55] | Moe:Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work! |
| [01:06.30] | All:In song! |
| [01:07.51] | Moe:Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish |
| [01:11.19] | So why don't we all-- |
| [01:13.13] | Ah, screw it, let's get renovating. |
| [00:00.57] | yě xǔ jiā yī xiē huó pō de sè cǎi néng ràng zhè ér bù nà me sǐ qì chén chén |
| [00:05.14] | Marge wǒ de kè rén hěn zì bào zì qì suǒ yǐ tā men gèng yuàn yì bǎ zì jǐ yǐn cáng zài hēi àn zhōng |
| [00:12.61] | zhè... suī rán nǐ zhè lǐ de cháng kè men dōu jué duì jīng diǎn dàn chóng xīn gǎi zào kě yǐ ràng zhè ér gèng gāo dàng |
| [00:19.87] | tīng zhe wǒ jiù xǐ huān jiǔ guǎn xiàn zài de yàng zi xíng bù xíng wǒ bú huì wèi le gǎi biàn jiǔ guǎn de fēng gé |
| [00:24.66] | wèi le nèi xiē chuān duǎn qún huà nóng zhuāng zhuāng kě ài de xiǎo niū |
| [00:26.12] | wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ huì zhè me shuō |
| [00:28.20] | suǒ yǐ wǒ zhǔn bèi le yī xiē dōng xī lái bāng nǐ gǎi biàn nǐ de jī diào |
| [00:34.28] | zhè ér jiù xiàng yí gè zuàn shí |
| [00:35.51] | dàn hái méi dǎ mó |
| [00:37.46] | shì de dàn shì jì rán zhè diàn hái shì jiào Moe'' s |
| [00:38.97] | jiù bié tán nǐ de nèi xiē dōng xī le |
| [00:41.60] | wǒ yǒu yí gè hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [00:42.98] | wǒ men jì mài pí jiǔ yě mài xiǎo chī |
| [00:44.66] | wǒ men yào bǎ zhè gè āng zāng de xiǎo jiǔ guǎn biàn chéng yí gè |
| [00:46.38] | yǒu gé diào de yīng shì jiǔ bā |
| [00:49.68] | yīng shì jiǔ bā?? |
| [00:52.42] | fēi biāo ròu bǐng |
| [00:54.51] | dà bō lí jiǔ bēi |
| [00:56.81] | zhè yàng shì zuì hǎo de |
| [00:58.54] | hē dào nǐ dù pí cháo tiān |
| [01:01.55] | děng děng děng děng yīng shì jiǔ bā? zhè huò xǔ néng xíng |
| [01:06.30] | yòng chàng de |
| [01:07.51] | wǒ de jiǔ bā jiāng huì yǐ quán xīn de yīng shì fēng gé qǔ dài yǐ qián de |
| [01:11.19] | suǒ yǐ wéi shén me bù bǎ zhè yī qiè..... |
| [01:13.13] | guǎn tā de kāi chāi ba! |