| 歌曲 | a Star Is TornMedley |
| 歌手 | The Simpsons |
| 专辑 | The Simpsons: Testify |
| Homer:Look, Cameron's about to sing the song I wrote for him! | |
| [00:00.63] | Homer:Here you go, honey. Sing this! |
| [00:02.10] | Lisa:how did you write a song so quickly? |
| [00:03.93] | Homer:Much of the tune is plagiarized. Now go go go! |
| [00:08.19] | Lisa:I've been to Paris and London |
| [00:10.94] | And Tokyo town, |
| [00:13.73] | But one crazy 'berg |
| [00:15.84] | Has 'em all beat hands down. |
| [00:20.59] | Sideshow Mel:Jacksonville? |
| [00:21.65] | Lisa:I'm talkin' Springfield! |
| [00:23.28] | You can buy chimichangas. |
| [00:24.91] | Talkin' Springfield! |
| [00:27.92] | The chicks with big gazongas? |
| [00:29.90] | There's tires on fire, |
| [00:30.70] | A guy named Apu, |
| [00:37.98] | And Skinner and Grampa |
| [00:39.62] | And old Disco Stu. |
| [00:41.95] | Did I forget to mention you? |
| [00:44.20] | Lenny:"You"? That's me! |
| [00:45.61] | Lisa:I'm talkin' Springfield |
| [00:48.35] | Where nobody sucks! |
| [00:53.97] | Except for Flanders. |
| [01:01.50] | Krusty:Awwwwww...I get it I get it! She's good! Looks like they love you, kid! |
| [01:06.53] | And the audience is always right! |
| [01:09.17] | I wish I could say the same thing about my stockbroker! |
| [01:13.42] | Homer:Don't worry, honey. The song I wrote you is so shmaltzy, |
| [01:16.70] | it'll make "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan! |
| [01:21.54] | Lisa:My kitty died |
| [01:24.45] | On Christmas Eve. |
| [01:27.78] | Daddy told me to be brave. |
| [01:33.93] | But instead of singing carols, |
| [01:37.39] | I was digging Snowball's grave. |
| [01:47.29] | Lenny:Oh God, I miss Lisa's cat so much. |
| [01:58.62] | Krusty:This is our final night! Thirty contestants have already fallen through our Buzz Cola trap door! |
| [02:07.95] | Hey, you're supposed to clean this out every night! Whadaya mean "Talk to your chop stuey"?! |
| [02:14.84] | Neh! Now, let's welcome the first of our two finalists: Lisa Simpson! |
| [02:24.39] | Lisa:Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make. |
| [02:27.33] | I didn't have my usual songwriter tonight, so I took a stab at writing my own song. |
| [02:32.91] | Something that expresses what's really in my heart. Bernie, if you please. |
| [02:39.12] | I'm in the final two, |
| [02:41.55] | I should be happy. |
| [02:44.77] | But all I want to do |
| [02:47.33] | Is spend more time |
| [02:49.73] | With my pappy. |
| [02:53.68] | Now that you're gone, Dad, |
| [02:56.27] | I miss you so much. |
| [02:58.86] | And your threats against teamsters |
| [03:01.74] | And techies and such. |
| [03:04.77] | Your management style |
| [03:06.79] | Is like Attila the Hun. |
| [03:09.82] | You were vicious, malicious, |
| [03:12.97] | But you got the job done. |
| [03:16.30] | I'm sorry I hurt you, |
| [03:19.25] | Now please don't be sad. |
| [03:22.22] | You're no longer my coach |
| [03:25.11] | But you're always my dad. |
| [03:39.78] | Homer:Ladies and Gentlemen, My Daughter, Lisa Simpson! |
| [03:49.15] | Krusty: Even the Applause-O-Meter is crying. Ah. That's better. Oh! Ooh! OW!! |
| [03:53.30] | He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: |
| [03:57.43] | Don't trust people in the music business. |
| [04:01.79] | Cameron:I'm a privileged boy, |
| [04:03.15] | It's great, I gotta tell ya! |
| [04:04.84] | Privileged boy, |
| [04:06.15] | My dad can buy and sell ya! |
| [04:07.66] | It really doesn't matter |
| [04:08.97] | That you're on the list in front of me |
| [04:10.58] | I'm gonna get your table, |
| [04:11.73] | Cuz I always tip the maitre d' |
| [04:13.40] | And then I'll go to Yale |
| [04:14.70] | Because I am a legacy! |
| [04:16.68] | I'm better than you! |
| [04:25.83] | Carl:You suck, Johnny Rainbow! |
| [04:27.70] | Lenny:I believed in you! |
| [00:00.63] | ná zhe zhè gè qīn ài de jiù chàng zhè shǒu |
| [00:02.10] | nǐ zěn me xiě de zhè me kuài |
| [00:03.93] | hěn duō xuán lǜ dōu shì wǒ chāo de xiàn zài shàng shàng shàng |
| [00:08.19] | wǒ céng jīng qù guò bā lí lún dūn |
| [00:10.94] | hái yǒu dōng jīng |
| [00:13.73] | kě shì yí gè fēng kuáng de xiǎo zhèn |
| [00:15.84] | zǔ zhǐ le suǒ yǒu jī dǎ de lì liàng |
| [00:20.59] | Jacksonville? |
| [00:21.65] | wǒ shuō de shì chūn tián zhèn |
| [00:23.28] | nǐ kě yǐ mǎi dào měi xiōng |
| [00:24.91] | shuō dào chūn tián zhèn |
| [00:27.92] | zhè lǐ de nǚ hái mī mī hěn dà? |
| [00:29.90] | nà lǐ yǒu zháo huǒ de lún tāi |
| [00:30.70] | yí gè jiào Apu de jiā huo |
| [00:37.98] | hái yǒu Skinner hé yé ye |
| [00:39.62] | hái yǒu dí sī kē Stu |
| [00:41.95] | wǒ nán dào wàng le tí dào nǐ? |
| [00:44.20] | nǐ? nà shuō de shì wǒ |
| [00:45.61] | wǒ shuō de shì chūn tián zhèn |
| [00:48.35] | zhèn shàng de rén dōu hěn bàng |
| [00:53.97] | chú le Flanders yī jiā |
| [01:06.53] | guān zhòng yǒng yuǎn shì duì de |
| [01:09.17] | wǒ xī wàng wǒ kě yǐ duì wǒ de gǔ piào jīng jì rén zhè me shuō |
| [01:13.42] | bié dān xīn qīn ài de wǒ gěi nǐ xiě de gē zhè me shāng gǎn |
| [01:16.70] | gēn zhè gè gē bǐ qǐ lái yuè liàng hé tīng qǐ lái jiù xiàng xīng xīng fàng de pì |
| [01:21.54] | wǒ de māo mī sǐ le |
| [01:24.45] | zài píng ān yè sǐ qù |
| [01:27.78] | bà bà jiào wǒ yǒng gǎn yì diǎn |
| [01:33.93] | běn gāi chàng sòng gē de shí hòu |
| [01:37.39] | wǒ què zài wā Snowball de fén mù |
| [01:47.29] | tiān wǒ hǎo xiǎng niàn Lisa de māo |
| [01:58.62] | jīn yè shì zǒng jué sài zhī yè yǐ jīng yǒu 30 gè jìng sài zhě bèi wǒ men de Buzz Cola wǔ tái táo tài le |
| [02:07.95] | hēi nǐ yīng gāi fù zé měi tiān wǎn shàng qīng chú lǐ miàn dí dōng xī de nǐ shén me yì sī hé nǐ men wǔ tái fù zé rén tán? |
| [02:14.84] | xiàn zài ràng wǒ men xiàn zài huān yíng shèng yú liǎng rén zhōng de dì yí gè |
| [02:24.39] | nǚ shì men xiān shēng men wǒ yào zuò gè zì bái |
| [02:27.33] | jīn yè wǒ cháng yòng de zuò cí rén bù zài hé wǒ hé zuò suǒ yǐ wǒ fēi cháng de tòng kǔ cái zì jǐ xiě le shǒu gē |
| [02:32.91] | shuō de shì yī xiē wǒ xīn zhōng dí zhēn shí gǎn shòu Bernie má fán nǐ le |
| [02:39.12] | wǒ shì qián liǎng míng |
| [02:41.55] | wǒ běn gāi hěn gāo xìng |
| [02:44.77] | dàn wǒ zuì xiǎng de |
| [02:47.33] | jiù shì duō diǎn shí jiān |
| [02:49.73] | gēn wǒ bà bà zài yì qǐ |
| [02:53.68] | kě shì nǐ yǐ jīng lí kāi le bà bà |
| [02:56.27] | wǒ hěn xiǎng nǐ |
| [02:58.86] | xiǎng nǐ duì wǒ duì shǒu |
| [03:01.74] | hé nèi xiē gōng zuò rén yuán de wēi xié |
| [03:04.77] | nǐ nà yàng de guǎn lǐ fēng gé |
| [03:06.79] | hěn xiàng Attila the Hun |
| [03:09.82] | nǐ shì xié è de è dú de |
| [03:12.97] | dàn shì nǐ néng wán chéng gōng zuò |
| [03:16.30] | wǒ hěn bào qiàn céng shāng hài guò nǐ |
| [03:19.25] | dàn shì bú yào nán guò |
| [03:22.22] | nǐ bù zài shì wǒ de jiào liàn |
| [03:25.11] | kě shì nǐ yǒng yuǎn shì wǒ de bà bà |
| [03:39.78] | gē cí cuò wèi |
| [03:49.15] | lián zhǎng shēng cè liáng yí dōu kū le ne ō zāo le nà shi diàn chí de suān yè |
| [03:53.30] | tā jiāng huì xué dào yīn yuè háng yè zhōng zuì zhòng yào de yī kè |
| [03:57.43] | bú yào xiāng xìn yīn yuè háng yè zhōng de rén |
| [04:01.79] | wǒ shì gè yǒu tè quán de hái zi |
| [04:03.15] | zhè hěn bàng wǒ yào gào sù nǐ |
| [04:04.84] | yí gè yǒu tè quán de hái zi |
| [04:06.15] | wǒ bà bà kě yǐ mǎi nǐ yě kě yǐ mài nǐ |
| [04:07.66] | zhè yì diǎn yě bù zhòng yào |
| [04:08.97] | jiù suàn nǐ zài míng dān shàng bǐ wǒ pái de kào qián |
| [04:10.58] | wǒ zhào yàng kě yǐ ná dào nǐ yù dìng de zhuō zi |
| [04:11.73] | yīn wèi wǒ zǒng shì gěi xiǎo fèi gěi de hěn dà fāng |
| [04:13.40] | wǒ hái yào qù yē lǔ dà xué |
| [04:14.70] | yīn wèi wǒ bà mā dōu shì nà lǐ de |
| [04:16.68] | wǒ bǐ nǐ qiáng |
| [04:25.83] | nǐ làn bào le Johnny Rainbow |
| [04:27.70] | wǒ jū rán xiāng xìn le nǐ |