| 歌曲 | king Of The CatsItchy & Scr |
| 歌手 | The Simpsons |
| 专辑 | The Simpsons: Testify |
| [00:02.85] | Bart:Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us. |
| [00:07.00] | Homer:Or will ever do. |
| [00:08.97] | Lisa:I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner. |
| [00:15.48] | Homer:Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! Book. |
| [00:31.42] | African Man:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor... |
| [00:38.32] | Old Cat:All hail the king of the cats. |
| [00:40.25] | Cast:Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... |
| [00:52.40] | Marge:They're coming down the aisles! |
| [00:53.74] | What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey! |
| [01:00.90] | Bart:Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by. |
| [01:03.34] | Marge: Oh thank God. |
| [01:13.21] | Cast:Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy, |
| [01:15.88] | Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy, |
| [01:18.30] | Singing Cat:From the day you were born in the alley, |
| [01:23.35] | To the day you were hit by a car, |
| [01:29.79] | There's cream to drink and mice to eat |
| [01:35.29] | And great big balls of yarn. |
| [01:40.63] | It's the circle, |
| [01:45.19] | The circle of— |
| [01:47.57] | Itchy:KNIFE! |
| [01:55.51] | Lisa:I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power. |
| [02:00.22] | Bart:Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"! |
| [02:09.49] | Scratchy:I don't know why I trust him. |
| [02:15.52] | I guess some cats just never learn. |
| [02:21.31] | Itchy:I feel so good when I have crushed him, |
| [02:27.47] | Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. |
| [02:32.43] | Both:I suppose it's symbiotic, |
| [02:35.77] | And perhaps a bit erotic. |
| [02:38.79] | Scratchy:'Cause pain is my narcotic. |
| [02:41.78] | Itchy:You really liked it? |
| [02:43.15] | Scratchy:Yes, I loved it. |
| [02:44.95] | Both:And that's why we're always |
| [02:50.81] | Itchy:Fighting... |
| [02:51.73] | Scratchy:And biting... |
| [02:53.46] | Itchy:And dynamite igniting! |
| [03:03.22] | Homer:Hey, check it out! I'm Scratcher or somethin'. |
| [03:09.65] | Cast:It's the circle, |
| [03:14.25] | The circle of knife! |
| [03:21.16] | It's the circle, |
| [03:25.62] | The circle of knife! |
| [00:02.85] | Bart: Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you' ve ever done for us. |
| [00:07.00] | Homer: Or will ever do. |
| [00:08.97] | Lisa: I can' t wait to see this reimagining of Itchy Scratchy by avantgarde director Julianna Crelmner. |
| [00:15.48] | Homer: Hey, it says here the " book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn' t a book! It' s a play! Book. |
| [00:31.42] | African Man: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor... |
| [00:38.32] | Old Cat: All hail the king of the cats. |
| [00:40.25] | Cast: Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... |
| [00:52.40] | Marge: They' re coming down the aisles! |
| [00:53.74] | What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey! |
| [01:00.90] | Bart: Don' t worry, Mom, they all pass by. |
| [01:03.34] | Marge: Oh thank God. |
| [01:13.21] | Cast: ItchyScratchy, ItchyItchyScratchy, |
| [01:15.88] | ItchyScratchy, ItchyItchyScratchy, |
| [01:18.30] | Singing Cat: From the day you were born in the alley, |
| [01:23.35] | To the day you were hit by a car, |
| [01:29.79] | There' s cream to drink and mice to eat |
| [01:35.29] | And great big balls of yarn. |
| [01:40.63] | It' s the circle, |
| [01:45.19] | The circle of |
| [01:47.57] | Itchy: KNIFE! |
| [01:55.51] | Lisa: I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power. |
| [02:00.22] | Bart: Woohoo! I' m drenched in " blood"! |
| [02:09.49] | Scratchy: I don' t know why I trust him. |
| [02:15.52] | I guess some cats just never learn. |
| [02:21.31] | Itchy: I feel so good when I have crushed him, |
| [02:27.47] | Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. |
| [02:32.43] | Both: I suppose it' s symbiotic, |
| [02:35.77] | And perhaps a bit erotic. |
| [02:38.79] | Scratchy:' Cause pain is my narcotic. |
| [02:41.78] | Itchy: You really liked it? |
| [02:43.15] | Scratchy: Yes, I loved it. |
| [02:44.95] | Both: And that' s why we' re always |
| [02:50.81] | Itchy: Fighting... |
| [02:51.73] | Scratchy: And biting... |
| [02:53.46] | Itchy: And dynamite igniting! |
| [03:03.22] | Homer: Hey, check it out! I' m Scratcher or somethin'. |
| [03:09.65] | Cast: It' s the circle, |
| [03:14.25] | The circle of knife! |
| [03:21.16] | It' s the circle, |
| [03:25.62] | The circle of knife! |
| [00:02.85] | Bart: lǎo bà dài quán jiā yì qǐ kàn diàn yǐng shǒu yìng shì nǐ zuò guò zuì bàng de yī jiàn shì le |
| [00:07.00] | Homer: wǒ bú huì zài zuò bǐ zhè gèng bàng de shì le |
| [00:08.97] | Lisa: wǒ dōu děng bù jí kàn zhè gè xiān fēng pài dǎo yǎn Julianna Crelmner zhǐ dǎo de Itchy Scratchy chóng yìng le |
| [00:15.48] | Homer: chuán dān shuō shū shàng de zuò zhě shì Tom Stoppard, zhè yòu bú shì shū zhè shì xì jù. |
| [00:31.42] | African Man: tǔ zhù yǔ |
| [00:38.32] | Old Cat: wèi māo wáng huān hū ba |
| [00:40.25] | African Man: tǔ zhù yǔ |
| [00:52.40] | Marge: tā men cóng zǒu dào guò lái le |
| [00:53.74] | yào shì tā men xiǎng gēn wǒ hù dòng zěn me bàn? jiǎ zhuāng jiǎn chá qián bāo, jiǎ zhuāng jiǎn chá qián bāo, kuài diǎn zǒu guò qù nǐ zhè hóu zi |
| [01:00.90] | Bart: bié dān xīn lǎo mā tā men dōu guò qù le |
| [01:03.34] | Marge: xiè tiān xiè dì |
| [01:13.21] | Cast: yǎng yǎng náo náo, yǎng yǎng yǎng yǎng náo náo |
| [01:15.88] | yǎng yǎng náo náo, yǎng yǎng yǎng yǎng náo náo |
| [01:18.30] | Singing Cat: cóng nà tiān nǐ zài xiǎo xiàng chū shēng |
| [01:23.35] | dào nà tiān nǐ bèi qì chē zhuàng dào |
| [01:29.79] | yǒu nǎi yóu kě yǐ hē yǒu lǎo shǔ kě yǐ chī |
| [01:35.29] | yǒu dà xiàn tuán kě yǐ wán |
| [01:40.63] | zhè shì yī zhǒng xún huán |
| [01:45.19] | zhè xún huán jiù shì |
| [01:47.57] | Itchy: dāo zi |
| [01:55.51] | Lisa: wǒ hěn gāo xìng tā men yòng cǎi dài dài tì xuè, jiǎn shǎo le yī xiē bào lì chéng fèn |
| [02:00.22] | Bart: wā wā wǒ hún shēn shì xuè |
| [02:09.49] | Scratchy: wǒ bù zhī dào wèi shí me yào xiāng xìn tā |
| [02:15.52] | wǒ xiǎng yǒu de māo yǒng yuǎn dōu xué bú dào jiào xùn |
| [02:21.31] | Itchy: wǒ bǎ tā nòng sǐ de gǎn jué shì rú cǐ de hǎo |
| [02:27.47] | huò nòng cán huò yà sǐ huò shāo sǐ |
| [02:32.43] | Both: wǒ xiǎng zhè jiù shì suǒ wèi gòng shēng ba |
| [02:35.77] | dāng rán zhè lǐ miàn yě yǒu yì diǎn qíng sè de yì sī |
| [02:38.79] | Scratchy: yīn wèi tòng kǔ běn shēn jiù shì wǒ de má zuì yào |
| [02:41.78] | Itchy: nǐ zhēn de xǐ huān zhè yàng? |
| [02:43.15] | Scratchy: méi cuò wǒ chāo ài zhè yàng |
| [02:44.95] | Both: zhè jiù shì wèi shí me wǒ men zǒng shì |
| [02:50.81] | Itchy: dǎ jià |
| [02:51.73] | Scratchy: sī yǎo |
| [02:53.46] | Itchy: huò zhě yǐn bào zhà yào |
| [03:03.22] | Homer: hēi kuài kàn a wǒ shì nà gè shén me shén me māo |
| [03:09.65] | Cast: zhè shì yī zhǒng xún huán |
| [03:14.25] | dāo zi de xún huán |
| [03:21.16] | yī zhǒng xún huán |
| [03:25.62] | dāo zi de xún huán |