"Yokel Chords" Medley

歌曲 "Yokel Chords" Medley
歌手 The Simpsons
专辑 The Simpsons: Testify

歌词

Cletus:Hey, kids, the plow mule done burst a girl critter!
[01:51.10] Cletus:Hey, kids, the plow mule done burst a girl critter!
[00:36.60] Seymour Skinner:How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?
[00:39.73] Superintendent Chalmers:How do we crush her First Amendment rights?
[00:43.57] Seymour Skinner:How do we stop her writing up what she saw?
[00:47.47] Superintendent Chalmers:Would she shut her trap?
[00:49.37] Seymour Skinner:For a gift card from the Gap?
[00:53.70] Skinner and Chalmers:She might.
[00:55.60] Teachers:Oh, how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
[00:59.12] How do we make this righteous less uptight?
[01:15.62] Lisa:You asked to see me?
[01:16.93] Seymour Skinner:Lisa, would you consider tutoring Cletus's children?
[01:20.24] Superintendent Chalmers:You'll be happy, they'll be happy, and I can go home and enjoy some delicious fondue.
[01:24.76] Seymour Skinner:Made with...fondue set I bought you for Christmas?
[01:27.28] Superintendent Chalmers:No. So what do you say, Lisa?
[01:29.41] Lisa:Me? A tutor.
[01:37.30] The hillbilly tykes
[01:40.13] Will become my tutees.
[01:55.58] Kid:These colorful bumps is funny.
[01:57.70] Lisa:And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning.
[02:01.62] The city is a treasure trove of culture and multiculture.
[02:09.40] Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis
[02:12.41] Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscenti.
[02:15.80] Comic Book Guy:Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
[02:18.88] Those are the folks that you yokels should know.
[02:25.46] Lisa:Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
[02:28.66] Outsider art made by mental defectives.
[02:31.91] Kid #1:Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole.
[02:34.97] Kid #2:Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!
[02:38.68] Lisa:Your minds are opening! Take it home!
[02:42.20] Man:Eating tapas
[02:43.43] Boy:Freestyle rap-as.
[02:45.00] Lisa:Mrs. Skinner is Mame.
[02:47.87] Agnes Skinner:I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!
[02:49.74] Lisa and Kids:We finally experienced cultural things
[02:52.81] And now they don't seem
[02:56.20] So lame!
[03:03.11] Krusty:What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.
[03:13.22] Kid #1:I have eight teeth goin' on seven teeth.
[03:16.93] Kid #2:I have a curvy spine.
[03:20.83] Kid #1:We live on landfill...
[03:22.79] Kid #2:And feast on roadkill...
[03:24.86] Kid #1:While we all drink moonshine.

歌词大意

[01:51.10] Cletus: hēi hái zi men gēng dì lǐ shēng chū le yí gè niú mǎ xiǎo hái
[00:36.60] Seymour Skinner: wǒ men zěn yàng cái néng ràng cháng shé fù Lisa bì zuǐ?
[00:39.73] Superintendent Chalmers: wǒ men zěn yàng fèi chú tā de dì yī xiū zhèng àn?
[00:43.57] Seymour Skinner: wǒ men zěn yàng ràng tā tíng zhǐ jiē lù xiàn shí?
[00:47.47] Superintendent Chalmers: tā huì guǎn hǎo tā de zuǐ ma?
[00:49.37] Seymour Skinner: rú guǒ gěi tā yī zhāng Gap xiāo fèi juǎn?
[00:53.70] Skinner and Chalmers: hěn yǒu kě néng ó
[00:55.60] Teachers: wǒ men zěn yàng cái néng zǔ zhī ràng rén tóu téng de Lisa?
[00:59.12] wǒ men zěn yàng ràng zhè wèi gōng zhèng xiǎo jiě huǎn yī huǎn?
[01:15.62] Lisa: nǐ jiào wǒ guò lái?
[01:16.93] Seymour Skinner: Lisa, ràng nǐ lái fǔ dǎo Cletus de xiǎo hái zěn yàng?
[01:20.24] Superintendent Chalmers: nǐ huì kāi xīn, tā men yě huì kāi xīn, wǒ yě kě yǐ huí jiā xiǎng shòu nà měi wèi de gàn nǎi lào
[01:24.76] Seymour Skinner: nà gè qù nián shèng dàn wǒ sòng nǐ de gàn nǎi lào ba?
[01:27.28] Superintendent Chalmers: bú shì, nà nǐ kàn zěn me yàng, Lisa?
[01:29.41] Lisa: wǒ? dāng fǔ dǎo yuán?
[01:37.30] xiāng lǐ de xiǎo táo qì men
[01:40.13] jiāng chéng wéi wǒ de xué shēng
[01:51.10] Cletus: hēi hái zi men gēng dì lǐ shēng chū le yí gè niú mǎ xiǎo hái
[01:55.58] Kid: zhèi xiē mài yì zhě zhēn hǎo wán
[01:57.70] Lisa: nǐ zhī dào ma? Ben and Ken mó rén dà jiē jǐn jǐn shì gè kāi shǐ
[02:01.62] zhè zuò chéng zhèn shì gè wén huà jù bǎo pén ér qiě shì duō yuán wén huà shì de
[02:09.40] Mistos a hé lattes hé grandes hé ventis
[02:12.41] gēn zhái nán yì qǐ zài diàn lǐ bái kàn shū
[02:15.80] Comic Book Guy: guān yú Dali, Degas, hé Miro de shū
[02:18.88] nǐ men zhèi xiē hái zi yīng gāi liǎo jiě yī xiē
[02:25.46] Lisa: dà shēng cháo xiào Bunuel de diàn yǐng huí gù
[02:31.91] Kid 1: xīn shǎng jì wú liáo yòu fá wèi de gē jù
[02:34.97] Kid 2: ná Jim Carrey hé Dario Fo de zuò pǐn bǐ jiào
[02:38.68] Lisa: nǐ men de yǎn jiè dǎ kāi le bǎ tā dài huí jiā qù
[02:42.20] Man: chī cān qián xiǎo chī
[02:43.43] Boy: kàn rap biǎo yǎn
[02:45.00] Lisa: Skinner fū rén shì míng yuàn
[02:47.87] Agnes Skinner: wǒ de yù mǐ pí gē bó bǎ nǐ mí zhù le
[02:49.74] Lisa and Kids: wǒ men zhōng yú nòng dǒng le zhè gè jiào wén huà de dōng xī
[02:52.81] xiàn zài kàn qǐ lái
[02:56.20] tā men méi nà me làn
[03:03.11] Krusty: chàng dí zhēn bàng a! nǐ men zhèi xiē hái zǐ zhēn yǒu tiān fù! zhè ràng wǒ xiǎng dào le wǒ yǐ qián de zì jǐ yě shì cái huá héng yì.
[03:13.22] Kid 1: wǒ yǒu de bā kē yá biàn chéng le qī kē
[03:16.93] Kid 2: wǒ yǒu gè wān jǐ liáng
[03:20.83] Kid 1: wǒ men shēng huó zài lā jī duī lǐ
[03:22.79] Kid 2: wǒ men kào chī lù biān sǐ diào de dòng wù wéi shēng
[03:24.86] Kid 1: wǒ men hái hē zì jǐ niàng de liè jiǔ