The Ten Commandments of Bart

歌曲 The Ten Commandments of Bart
歌手 The Simpsons
专辑 The Yellow Album

歌词

[00:06.50] Bart:Ha ha ha ha ha!
[00:17.51] Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[00:21.45] Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[00:25.74] Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[00:29.97] Thou shall have fun!
[00:34.24] Bart:Ladies and gentlemen, hello, it's Bart again.
[00:36.35] Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend,
[00:38.36] 'Cause like it or lump it, this is Simpson-style,
[00:40.47] And this I demand: Don't touch that dial!
[00:42.55] I got your attention, so you'd better listen up!
[00:44.67] Dance if you must, but please don't interrupt!
[00:46.83] 'Cause the singing I'm slayin' comes straight from the heart.
[00:48.80] I call this little song "The Ten Commandments of Bart".
[00:51.40] Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[00:55.36] Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[00:59.48] Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[01:03.70] Thou shall have fun!
[01:07.94] Bart:Let us begin with commandment number ten:
[01:10.30] Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end.
[01:12.13] Shake it for your mama, and shake it for when
[01:14.32] You wanna party-harty and get down in the den!
[01:16.45] Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip.
[01:18.44] You bring the chips, I'll bring the bean dip.
[01:20.65] By this, I mean shake your bootius maximus,
[01:22.66] Make everybody happy, give them satisfactimus!
[01:24.85] Now comes a time for commandment number nine.
[01:26.91] It's goes something like this: thou shalt always make rhymes.
[01:28.92] 'Cause rhyming is a way, man, to make your own news.
[01:31.20] Better than CNN, better than Family Values.
[01:33.13] Don't get me misconstrued, I'm not tryin' to be crude,
[01:35.28] But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood.
[01:37.34] It ain't true that our culture's in a decline,
[01:39.44] Just listen to the super-fine, spine-shaking bass line.
[01:50.21] Now you're itchin' and twitchin' to this mucho bewitchin',
[01:52.18] The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatchin'.
[01:54.36] Hold on to your hats, because here come the scratchin'!
[02:08.44] Who did that?
[02:11.45] Let's cruise, shall we now, to commandment number eight,
[02:13.40] Goes exactly like this: Thou shall procrastinate!
[02:15.53] Put another way, this means you must be late,
[02:17.50] Whenever you can, make everybody wait.
[02:19.65] When homework is due, don't give in to fate.
[02:21.78] But do say: teacher, guess what, the dog ate it.
[02:23.91] Of all the commandments, none can be greater...
[02:26.30] If you want more details, come back later!
[02:28.25] Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[02:32.41] Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[02:36.69] Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[02:40.84] Thou shall have fun!
[02:45.54] Bart:Movin' right along, here's commandment number seven:
[02:47.22] Thou shalt go wild, 'cause you'll never get to heaven.
[02:49.31] You don't say "No," you do say "Yo!"
[02:51.42] You hear bad songs, turn up the radio.
[02:53.49] Then, when you're dead, Fred, where you gonna go?
[02:55.68] You're going down low, where the rocks grow.
[02:57.78] The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video
[02:59.87] Except no guitars, 'cause, wouldn't ya know,
[03:02.10] It's swell down in hell except...
[03:03.73] The Devil plays the banjo.
[03:07.58] Ha ha ha ha ha!
[03:10.81] Next up here is commandment number six,
[03:12.63] It goes like this: Thou shalt dance like lunatics.
[03:14.74] Try to get movin' and shakin' and groovin'
[03:16.89] And hoppin' and moppin' and flippity-floppin'.
[03:18.98] Hey, what happened? Beat box is broke.
[03:21.30] Maggie, come here quick, I'm starting to choke.
[03:22.95] Come on girl, here's the deal, I'm really stuckin',
[03:25.26] I need your help, so, Maggie, please start suckin'.
[03:31.89] Oh, yeah, that's it, that's what I require,
[03:33.86] An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier.
[03:40.32] And now we arrive to commandment number five.
[03:42.21] Short and sweet: Thou shalt be alive.
[03:44.34] Take off your pants, strut around in the nude.
[03:46.41] If somebody sees you, say "What's happenin', dude?"
[03:53.29] Oh, yeah, now we're starting to soar.
[03:55.18] The countdown continues: commandment number four!
[03:57.10] I say unto you: Thou shalt slam the door.
[03:59.80] Wake up the neighbors, that's what it's for.
[04:01.22] Slam it again. Slam it some more.
[04:03.29] Now you got a beat that never happened before.
[04:05.42] Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[04:09.57] Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[04:13.89] Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[04:18.50] Thou shall have fun!
[04:22.40] Bart:Which brings us on to commandment number three:
[04:24.44] Thou shalt question authority.
[04:26.50] 'Cause authority hates curiosity,
[04:28.55] Which leads straight to originality.
[04:30.63] From there, my friends, spontaneity.
[04:32.72] And the downward spots straight to mockery.
[04:34.85] Then a hop and a skip to mutiny.
[04:36.95] Then mutiny leads to anarchy.
[04:39.11] Then a...
[04:40.57] Homer:Bart! Knock it off! Turn it down!
[04:43.39] Bart:Okay, okay. Here's commandment number two:
[04:45.49] Thou shalt do exactly what you wanna do.
[04:47.58] Get a tattoo, eat a honeydew,
[04:49.77] Raid a taboo, paint your head blue.
[04:51.86] If you're bald, go buy a toupee.
[04:54.00] If you're starved, go eat a souflee.
[04:56.80] If you're crazy, get on the subway.
[04:58.21] If you're bored, dance on the freeway.
[05:00.38] If you're sexy, put on negligee.
[05:02.48] 'Cause this is what I have to say:
[05:04.48] Hurray for horseplay, gotta have horseplay.
[05:06.64] Besides that, man, eh, what the hay!
[05:17.26] And now, at last it's commandment number one.
[05:19.33] Put quite simply,
[05:20.32] Bart and Singers:Thou shalt have fun!
[05:21.41] Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[05:25.65] Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[05:29.88] Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[05:34.60] Thou shall have fun!
[05:38.30] Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[05:42.56] Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[05:46.82] Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[05:50.98] Thou shall have fun!
[05:55.20] Thou shalt have fun!
[06:01.94] Lisa:That was pretty cool, huh?

歌词大意

[00:06.50] bā tè: hā hā hā hā!
[00:17.51] hé shēng: nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[00:21.45] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! xiǎng kuài lè jiù dào zhè lǐ lái!
[00:25.74] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[00:29.97] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì!
[00:34.24] bā tè: xiān shēng men nǚ shì men, nǐ men hǎo, yòu dào le bā tè de biǎo yǎn shí jiān.
[00:36.35] kāi shǐ qián wǒ yào xiān gào sù dà jiā
[00:38.36] bù guǎn nǐ xǐ bù xǐ huān, zhè jiù shì xīn pǔ sēn de fēng gé,
[00:40.47] hái yǒu yì diǎn: bié pèng nà gè tí cí qì!
[00:42.55] wǒ kàn jiàn nǐ le, duì jiù shì nǐ, nǐ gěi wǒ hǎo hǎo xīn shǎng!
[00:44.67] rú guǒ nǐ fēi yào dāng wǔ bàn de huà, nà qǐng bié tíng xià lái!
[00:46.83] zhè shǒu gē yuán yú wǒ nèi xīn shēn chù de nà gè bā tè, dàn tā yǐ jīng sǐ le.
[00:48.80] zhè shǒu gē wǒ chēng wéi" bā tè shí jiè"
[00:51.40] hé shēng: nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[00:55.36] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! xiǎng kuài lè jiù dào zhè lǐ lái!
[00:59.48] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[01:03.70] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì!
[01:07.94] bā tè: shǒu xiān dì shí jiè:
[01:10.30] xiǎng yào biàn de gèng hǎo jiù bǎ nǐ de pì pì yáo qǐ lái.
[01:12.13] yáo gěi nǐ lǎo mā kàn, wú shí wú kè de yáo dòng tā
[01:14.32] xiǎng zài nǐ de lǎo wō lǐ kāi yī chǎng wǔ huì pài duì ma!
[01:16.45] xiǎng chéng wéi luàn zāo zāo pài duì de jiāo diǎn ma, xiǎng de huà jiù gǎn jǐn bǎ nǐ kě lián de tún bù yáo huàng qǐ lái.
[01:18.44] gěi wǒ lái bāo shǔ piàn, zhàn jiàng wǒ chū.
[01:20.65] zhè jiù duì le, wǒ shì shuō bǎ nǐ de" dòng gǎn guāng pì" yáo qǐ lái,
[01:22.66] yáo le dà jiā kāi xīn, yáo le dà jiā mǎn yì, yáo bù liǎo chī kuī, yáo bù liǎo shàng dàng.
[01:24.85] dì jiǔ jiè.
[01:26.91] ràng nǐ kàn qǐ lái xiàng nà me huí shì de hǎo bàn fǎ: yā yùn.
[01:28.92] yā yùn shì ràng nǐ shēn shàng chōng mǎn shǎn guāng diǎn de hǎo dōng xī.
[01:31.20] kě bǐ nǐ chuī niú shí shuō wǎn jiān xīn wén hé jiā tíng jià zhí guān hǎo duō le.
[01:33.13] bié wù huì wǒ de yì sī, wǒ kě bú shì jiào nǐ mǎn zuǐ zāng huà,
[01:35.28] suī rán duì bié rén bǎi gè chòu liǎn què shí shuǎng wāi wāi.
[01:37.34] shuō zāng huà bìng bù dài biǎo cháo liú, zhǐ néng zhèng míng wén huà zhèng zài shuāi luò.
[01:39.44] zǒng zhī tīng wǒ chāo xìng gǎn mí rén de nán dī yīn nǐ jiù dǒng dì jiǔ jiè de yì sī le.
[01:50.21] zì jǐ zhǎo gè liáng kuài dì duì zhe wǒ mí rén de sǎng yīn xiàn mù jí dù hèn ba,
[01:52.18] chā bō yī tiáo jí xìng xī hā xiǎo qǔ,
[01:54.36] jǔ qǐ nǐ men de shuāng shǒu," cì tòng" lái le! yī duàn lèi sì guā bō lí de yá suān xiǎo qǔ piāo guò
[02:08.44] jué duì bú shì wǒ gàn de
[02:11.45] ràng wǒ men jì xù, jiē xià lái, dì bā tiáo,
[02:13.40] shì zhè yàng de: chí dào yě bìng fēi huài shì!
[02:15.53] huàn zhǒng lǐ jiě fāng shì, chí dào néng cè miàn zhèng míng nǐ gòu bù gòu yìng!
[02:17.50] zhǐ yào nǐ gòu niú, nǐ jiù kě yǐ ràng suǒ yǒu rén dōu děng zhe nǐ,
[02:19.65] jiāo zuò yè shí, bié dān xīn, yě bié qū fú.
[02:21.78] dàn shì yí dìng yào shuō: lǎo shī, nǐ cāi zěn me zhāo, wǒ zuò yè bèi gǒu chī le.
[02:23.91] suǒ yǒu jiè lǜ zhōng, zhè tiáo zuì shí yòng...
[02:26.30] rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng zhī dào gèng duō" jì qiǎo", jié shù sī wǒ!
[02:28.25] hé shēng: nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[02:32.41] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! xiǎng kuài lè jiù dào zhè lǐ lái!
[02:36.69] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[02:40.84] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì!
[02:45.54] bā tè: jì xù, dì qī tiáo shì:
[02:47.22] shì shàng méi yǒu tiān táng ràng nǐ qián wǎng, zuò rén zuò dào dǐ bú shì sǐ jiù shì fēng.
[02:49.31] rén shēng kǔ duǎn, shǎo shuō" bù" duō shuō" yé"
[02:51.42] bù mǎn xiàn zhuàng, tān qiú gèng hǎo, qí shí gèng làn.
[02:53.49] nà me, dāng nǐ sǐ le, péng yǒu, nǐ jiāng qù wǎng nǎ lǐ?
[02:55.68] dāng rán shì xià dì yù a, nà lǐ tǐng làn dàn yě kù.
[02:57.78] nà lǐ kàn qǐ lái xiàng gè zhòng jīn shǔ xiàn chǎng
[02:59.87] chú le méi yǒu jí tā, dāng rán, yǒu le nǐ yě bù zhī dào,
[03:02.10] dì yù lǐ bō tāo xiōng yǒng, chú le...
[03:03.73] nà lǐ miàn hái yǒu mó guǐ dàn dé wǔ xián qín.
[03:07.58] hā hā hā hā!
[03:10.81] jiē xià lái dì liù tiáo,
[03:12.63] rú xià: tiào wǔ yào bǐ fēng zi hái fēng zi.
[03:14.74] shì zhe dòng qǐ lái, yáo bǎi qǐ lái
[03:16.89] bèng bèng tiào tiào tuō tuō lā lā fān lái gǔn qù
[03:18.98] hēi, zǎ huí shì? bbox juǎn qián pǎo lù le?
[03:21.30] mài qí, kuài lái, jiǎn zhí qì dào zhì xī.
[03:22.95] jiā yóu gū niáng, nǐ néng xíng, wǒ zhǔn bèi hǎo bèi nǐ gěi xiù shǎ le,
[03:25.26] wǒ xū yào nǐ de bāng zhù, suǒ yǐ, mài qí, kāi shǐ nǐ de biǎo yǎn mài qí nǎi zuǐ xiù
[03:31.89] ōu yé, jiù shì nà yàng, zhè jiù shì wǒ yào de,
[03:33.86] xìng gǎn nǎi zuǐ lǎo mèi zhēn ràng rén líng gǎn bào fā.
[03:40.32] jǐn jiē zhe lái dào dì wǔ tiáo.
[03:42.21] jiǎn dān míng liǎo: wú lùn zěn yàng, nǐ dé huó xià qù.
[03:44.34] tuō diào yī fú, guāng zhe shēn zi áng shǒu tǐng xiōng zǒu xià qù.
[03:46.41] rú guǒ yǒu rén kàn jiàn nǐ bìng shuō" nǐ zǎ huí shì, xiōng dì?"
[03:53.29] ó, rú nǐ suǒ jiàn, wǒ jiāng zhǎn chì gāo fēi chóng huò zì yóu.
[03:55.18] dǎo jì shí: dì sì jiè!
[03:57.10] wǒ yào gào sù nǐ men de shì: guān mén yào dà shēng.
[03:59.80] gào sù nǐ de lín jū men, nà jiù shì ta de zuò yòng.
[04:01.22] shuāi mén yī biàn zài shuāi yī biàn, shuāi chū dà mǎn guàn.
[04:03.29] nǐ shèn zhì kě yǐ shǐ wú qián lì de shuāi chū yī shǒu gē chū lái.
[04:05.42] hé shēng: nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[04:09.57] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! xiǎng kuài lè jiù dào zhè lǐ lái!
[04:13.89] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[04:18.50] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì!
[04:22.40] bā tè: ràng wǒ men yǐn chū dì sān tiáo jiè lǜ:
[04:24.44] nǐ gāi xiàng quán shì fā qǐ tiǎo zhàn.
[04:26.50] gāo gāo zài shàng de rén tǎo yàn dǐ xià de rén wǎng shàng pá,
[04:28.55] tā men è shā xīn shì lì, yī jiā dú dà.
[04:30.63] yǒu gǎn ér fā, wǒ de péng yǒu men, rú cǐ xià qù
[04:32.72] shàng miàn dí rén cháo xiào zhe xià céng shì jiè de rén.
[04:34.85] cháo xiào de duì wǔ yuè lái yuè dà, xū róng xīn cán shí zhe rén men.
[04:36.95] zhè gè shè huì jiāng chéng wéi yí gè jīn yù qí biǎo ér bài xù qí zhōng de kōng ké.
[04:39.11] shèn zhì...
[04:40.57] hòu mò: bā tè! bì zuǐ! xiǎo diǎn shēng!
[04:43.39] hǎo ba hǎo ba. dì èr jiè:
[04:45.49] qù zuò nǐ xiǎng zuò de shì.
[04:47.58] wén gè wén shēn, chī nǐ xiǎng chī de,
[04:49.77] dǎ pò yí gè jìn jì, rǎn gè lán fā.
[04:51.86] rú guǒ nǐ shì gè tū tóu, qù mǎi dǐng jiǎ fà.
[04:54.00] rú guǒ nǐ è le, qù chī gè tiān hūn dì àn.
[04:56.80] rú guǒ nǐ fēng le, jiù qù dì tiě lǐ fā fēng, shuí yě pǎo bù diào.
[04:58.21] rú guǒ nǐ wú liáo, jiù qù gāo sù gōng lù tiào wǔ, jué duì cì jī.
[05:00.38] rú guǒ nǐ zú gòu xìng gǎn, nà jiù dà dǎn de xiù gěi bié rén kàn.
[05:02.48] wǒ yào shuō de shì:
[05:04.48] huān hū ba, wán de kāi xīn, yí dìng yào kāi xīn!
[05:06.64] chú cǐ zhī wài? è, jiù zhèi xiē!
[05:17.26] xiàn zài, zuì hòu yī jiè.
[05:19.33] dàn rán chǔ zhī,
[05:20.32] bā tè yǔ hé shēng: nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì!
[05:21.41] hé shēng: nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[05:25.65] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! xiǎng kuài lè jiù dào zhè lǐ lái!
[05:29.88] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[05:34.60] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì!
[05:38.30] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[05:42.56] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! xiǎng kuài lè jiù dào zhè lǐ lái!
[05:46.82] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì! yé! yé! yé!
[05:50.98] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì!
[05:55.20] nǐ de shēn shàng chōng mǎn le kuài lè de mó lì!
[06:01.94] lì sà: nà hěn kù., ? xié è dà xiào