| 歌曲 | Homer & Apu Medley: Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? / Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise) |
| 歌手 | Homer/Marge |
| 歌手 | Lisa/Apu |
| 专辑 | Songs in the Key of Springfield |
| [00:06.57] | Apu:You see... |
| [00:07.53] | Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, |
| [00:09.82] | Or a geodesic dome, |
| [00:11.86] | There's no structure I have been to |
| [00:13.63] | Which I'd rather call my home. |
| [00:18.38] | When I first arrived, you were all such jerks |
| [00:20.60] | But now I've come to loooooooove |
| [00:23.36] | Your quirks. |
| [00:24.33] | Maggie, with her eyes so bright, |
| [00:26.20] | Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, |
| [00:28.29] | Lisa can philosophize, |
| [00:30.52] | Bart's adept at spinning lies. |
| [00:32.64] | Homer's a delightful fella. |
| [00:34.73] | Sorry 'bout the salmonella. |
| [00:36.95] | Homer:Heh-heh. That's okay. |
| [00:39.60] | Apu:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? |
| [00:41.57] | Now here's the tricky part, |
| [00:43.56] | Oh, won't you rhyme with me? |
| [00:48.60] | Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? |
| [00:50.16] | Marge:Their floors are sticky-mart! |
| [00:52.39] | Lisa:They make Dad sick-e-mart! |
| [00:54.54] | Bart:Let's hurl a brick-e-mart! |
| [00:56.74] | Homer:The Kwik-E-Mart is real— |
| [00:58.33] | D'oh! |
| [01:00.30] | All:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? |
| [01:04.00] | Apu:Not meeeeeeeeeee! |
| [01:05.57] | The Simpsons :Forget the Kwik-E-Mart! |
| [01:07.44] | Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart! |
| [01:09.62] | Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? |
| [01:12.25] | Apu:Not me! |
| [01:37.57] | Apu :Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? |
| [01:41.35] | I dooo |
| [01:46.75] | Homer:Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! |
| [01:51.32] | I hate when people do that! |
| [00:06.57] | Apu: You see... |
| [00:07.53] | Whether igloo, hut, or leanto, |
| [00:09.82] | Or a geodesic dome, |
| [00:11.86] | There' s no structure I have been to |
| [00:13.63] | Which I' d rather call my home. |
| [00:18.38] | When I first arrived, you were all such jerks |
| [00:20.60] | But now I' ve come to loooooooove |
| [00:23.36] | Your quirks. |
| [00:24.33] | Maggie, with her eyes so bright, |
| [00:26.20] | Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, |
| [00:28.29] | Lisa can philosophize, |
| [00:30.52] | Bart' s adept at spinning lies. |
| [00:32.64] | Homer' s a delightful fella. |
| [00:34.73] | Sorry ' bout the salmonella. |
| [00:36.95] | Homer: Hehheh. That' s okay. |
| [00:39.60] | Apu: Who needs the KwikEMart? |
| [00:41.57] | Now here' s the tricky part, |
| [00:43.56] | Oh, won' t you rhyme with me? |
| [00:48.60] | Who needs the KwikEMart? |
| [00:50.16] | Marge: Their floors are stickymart! |
| [00:52.39] | Lisa: They make Dad sickemart! |
| [00:54.54] | Bart: Let' s hurl a brickemart! |
| [00:56.74] | Homer: The KwikEMart is real |
| [00:58.33] | D' oh! |
| [01:00.30] | All: Who needs the KwikEMart? |
| [01:04.00] | Apu: Not meeeeeeeeeee! |
| [01:05.57] | The Simpsons : Forget the KwikEMart! |
| [01:07.44] | Goodbye to KwikEMart! |
| [01:09.62] | Who needs the KwikEMart? |
| [01:12.25] | Apu: Not me! |
| [01:37.57] | Apu : Who needs the KwikEMart? |
| [01:41.35] | I dooo |
| [01:46.75] | Homer: Hey, he' s not happy at all. He lied to us through song! |
| [01:51.32] | I hate when people do that! |
| [00:06.57] | Apu: nǐ qiáo |
| [00:07.53] | bù guǎn bīng wū, péng wū, zhǎi wū |
| [00:09.82] | hái shì yuán dǐng wū |
| [00:11.86] | wǒ qù guò de jiàn zhù |
| [00:13.63] | méi yǒu yí gè néng chēng zhī jiā de |
| [00:18.38] | wǒ gāng lái de shí hòu, nǐ men dōu shì hún qíu |
| [00:20.60] | dàn xiàn zài wǒ biàn de ài |
| [00:23.36] | nǐ men de guài pǐ |
| [00:24.33] | Maggie de yǎn jīng rú cǐ míng liàng |
| [00:26.20] | Marge de fà xíng chū zì Frank Lloyd Wright |
| [00:28.29] | Lisa dǒng zhé xué |
| [00:30.52] | Bart hěn huì sā huǎng |
| [00:32.64] | Homer shì gè kě ài de jiā huo |
| [00:34.73] | hěn bào qiàn mài le yī xiē huài diào de shí wù gěi nǐ |
| [00:36.95] | Homer: hā hā méi guān xì la |
| [00:39.60] | Apu: shuí xū yào KwikEMart? |
| [00:41.57] | xiàn zài zhè ér cái shì nán tí |
| [00:43.56] | ō nǐ men gēn wǒ yì qǐ lái ba |
| [00:48.60] | shuí xū yào KwikEMart? |
| [00:50.16] | Marge: nà ér de dì bǎn dōu nián nián de |
| [00:52.39] | Lisa: nà ér ràng lǎo bà zǒng shì shēng bìng |
| [00:54.54] | Bart: ràng wǒ men rēng zhuān tóu zá le nà ér |
| [00:56.74] | Homer: KwikEMart shí zài shì... |
| [00:58.33] | D' oh! |
| [01:00.30] | All: shuí xū yào KwikEMart? |
| [01:04.00] | Apu: fǎn zhèng bú shì wǒ |
| [01:05.57] | The Simpsons : wàng le KwikEMart! ba |
| [01:07.44] | gēn KwikEMart shuō bài bài ba! |
| [01:09.62] | shuí xū yào KwikEMart? |
| [01:12.25] | Apu: fǎn zhèng bú shì wǒ |
| [01:37.57] | Apu : shuí xū yào KwikEMart? |
| [01:41.35] | wǒ xū yào... |
| [01:46.75] | Homer: hēi! tā yì diǎn dōu bù kāi xīn, tā yòng yī shǒu gē piàn le wǒ men |
| [01:51.32] | wǒ tǎo yàn rén men nà yàng zuò! |