| 歌曲 | Monorail Song, The |
| 歌手 | Cast |
| 歌手 | Lyle Lanley |
| 专辑 | Songs in the Key of Springfield |
| [00:00.52] | Lyle Lanley:You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. |
| [00:04.79] | No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it |
| [00:08.31] | Homer:Heh-heh, mule. |
| [00:12.16] | Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. |
| [00:14.94] | And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. |
| [00:18.24] | Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea. |
| [00:25.24] | Mayor Quimby:Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. |
| [00:29.26] | Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it. |
| [00:31.95] | Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. |
| [00:36.53] | I give you the Springfield Monorail! |
| [00:42.50] | I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, |
| [00:44.87] | and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! |
| [00:48.47] | Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! |
| [00:53.36] | What'd I say? |
| [00:54.37] | Ned Flanders:Monorail! |
| [00:55.40] | Lyle Lanley:What's it called? |
| [00:56.16] | Patty and Selma:Monorail. |
| [00:56.93] | Lyle Lanley:That's right! |
| [00:57.63] | Monorail! |
| [00:58.61] | Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail... |
| [01:01.58] | Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud. |
| [01:03.63] | Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud. |
| [01:05.37] | Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend? |
| [01:07.46] | Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend. |
| [01:09.58] | Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs? |
| [01:11.49] | Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs. |
| [01:13.63] | Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil? |
| [01:15.72] | Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level. |
| [01:17.64] | Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can. |
| [01:19.53] | Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man. |
| [01:21.60] | I swear, it's Springfield's only choice! |
| [01:23.66] | Throw up your hands and raise your voice! |
| [01:25.58] | All:Monorail... |
| [01:27.70] | Lyle Lanley:What's it called? |
| [01:27.77] | Monorail... |
| [01:28.64] | Once again! |
| [01:29.80] | MONORAIL! |
| [01:33.91] | Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken. |
| [01:35.98] | Bart:Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! |
| [01:37.85] | All:Monorail... |
| [01:39.85] | Monorail!!!!!!!!! |
| [01:41.92] | MONORAIL!! |
| [01:44.85] | MONORAIL!!!!! |
| [01:46.17] | Homer:Mono—D'oh! |
| [00:00.52] | Lyle Lanley: You know, a town with money' s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. |
| [00:04.79] | No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it |
| [00:08.31] | Homer: Hehheh, mule. |
| [00:12.16] | Lyle Lanley: The name' s Lanley, Lyle Lanley. |
| [00:14.94] | And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. |
| [00:18.24] | Probably the greatest Aw, it' s not for you. It' s more a Shelbyville idea. |
| [00:25.24] | Mayor Quimby: Now, wait just a minute. We' re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. |
| [00:29.26] | Just tell us your idea and we' ll vote for it. |
| [00:31.95] | Lyle Lanley: All right. I' ll tell you what I' ll do. I' ll show you my idea. |
| [00:36.53] | I give you the Springfield Monorail! |
| [00:42.50] | I' ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, |
| [00:44.87] | and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! |
| [00:48.47] | Well, sir, there' s nothin' on earth like a genuine bonafide electrified sixcar monorail! |
| [00:53.36] | What' d I say? |
| [00:54.37] | Ned Flanders: Monorail! |
| [00:55.40] | Lyle Lanley: What' s it called? |
| [00:56.16] | Patty and Selma: Monorail. |
| [00:56.93] | Lyle Lanley: That' s right! |
| [00:57.63] | Monorail! |
| [00:58.61] | Cast: Monorail... monorail... monorail... |
| [01:01.58] | Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud. |
| [01:03.63] | Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. |
| [01:05.37] | Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? |
| [01:07.46] | Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. |
| [01:09.58] | Barney Gumble: What about us braindead slobs? |
| [01:11.49] | Lyle Lanley: You' ll be given cushy jobs. |
| [01:13.63] | Grampa Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil? |
| [01:15.72] | Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I' m on the level. |
| [01:17.64] | Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. |
| [01:19.53] | Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. |
| [01:21.60] | I swear, it' s Springfield' s only choice! |
| [01:23.66] | Throw up your hands and raise your voice! |
| [01:25.58] | All: Monorail... |
| [01:27.70] | Lyle Lanley: What' s it called? |
| [01:27.77] | Monorail... |
| [01:28.64] | Once again! |
| [01:29.80] | MONORAIL! |
| [01:33.91] | Marge: But Main Street' s still all cracked and broken. |
| [01:35.98] | Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! |
| [01:37.85] | All: Monorail... |
| [01:39.85] | Monorail!!!!!!!!! |
| [01:41.92] | MONORAIL!! |
| [01:44.85] | MONORAIL!!!!! |
| [01:46.17] | Homer: Mono D' oh! |
| [00:00.52] | Lyle Lanley: zhī dào ma, yí gè yǒu qián de chéng shì jiù xiàng yǒu gè fǎng lún de luó zi |
| [00:04.79] | méi rén zhī dào tā cóng nǎ nòng lái de yě méi rén zhī dào tā shì bú shì zhī dào huì yòng |
| [00:08.31] | Homer: hā hā luó zi |
| [00:12.16] | Lyle Lanley: wǒ shì Lanley, Lyle Lanley |
| [00:14.94] | wǒ gěi dà jiā dài lái yí gè hěn hǎo de zhǔ yì |
| [00:18.24] | yě xǔ shì zuì bàng de xiǎng fǎ.. è.. hái shì suàn le, wǒ xiǎng zhè gèng shì hé Shelbyville |
| [00:25.24] | Mayor Quimby: děng děng, wǒ men bǐ Shelbyville de rén cōng míng duō le |
| [00:29.26] | nǐ zhí jiē gào sù wǒ men nǐ de xiǎng fǎ, rán hòu wǒ men huì tóu piào jué dìng |
| [00:31.95] | Lyle Lanley: nà hǎo ba, wǒ shuō le a, gěi nǐ kàn kàn wǒ de xiǎng fǎ |
| [00:36.53] | wǒ jiàn yì xiū yī tiáo dān guǐ qīng guǐ |
| [00:42.50] | Brockway, Ogdenville |
| [00:44.87] | hái yǒu North Haverbrook dōu xiū le, ér qiě tā men hái biāo zài le dì tú shàng |
| [00:48.47] | xiān shēng men, méi yǒu shén me bǐ zhèng zōng de diàn qì huà de yǒu liù ge chē xiāng de dān guǐ qīng guǐ gèng hǎo de le |
| [00:53.36] | wǒ gāng cái shuō de shì? |
| [00:54.37] | Ned Flanders: dān guǐ qīng guǐ |
| [00:55.40] | Lyle Lanley: tā jiào shà? |
| [00:56.16] | Patty and Selma: dān guǐ qīng guǐ |
| [00:56.93] | Lyle Lanley: méi cuò |
| [00:57.63] | dān guǐ qīng guǐ |
| [00:58.61] | Cast: dān guǐ qīng guǐ... dān guǐ qīng guǐ... dān guǐ qīng guǐ... |
| [01:01.58] | Miss Hoover: wǒ tīng shuō nà dōng xī hěn chǎo |
| [01:03.63] | Lyle Lanley: tā jiǎn zhí gēn yún duǒ yí yàng qīng |
| [01:05.37] | Apu: tiě guǐ huì bú huì wān diào? |
| [01:07.46] | Lyle Lanley: zài nǐ zhè yǒu shēng zhī nián shì bú huì le, wǒ de yìn dù péng yǒu |
| [01:09.58] | Barney Gumble: nà zhè duì wǒ men zhèi xiē xiǎo rén wù yǒu shén me hǎo chù |
| [01:11.49] | Lyle Lanley: kě yǐ tí gōng yī xiē qīng sōng yòu zhuàn qián de gōng zuò gěi nǐ men |
| [01:13.63] | Grampa Simpson: nà wán yì huì bǎ wǒ sòng dào mó guǐ nà qù ma? |
| [01:15.72] | Lyle Lanley: bú huì xiān shēng men, wǒ děng tóng yú mó guǐ le |
| [01:17.64] | Chief Wiggum: zhè gè guàn zi de lā huán duàn le |
| [01:19.53] | Lyle Lanley: yòng wǒ de dāo ba, wǒ de hǎo péng you |
| [01:21.60] | wǒ fā shì zhè shì chūn tián zhèn zuì hǎo de xuǎn zé |
| [01:23.66] | bǎ nǐ men de shǒu jǔ qǐ lái hǎn chū nǐ men de xuǎn zé |
| [01:25.58] | All: dān guǐ qīng guǐ |
| [01:27.70] | Lyle Lanley: tā jiù shì... |
| [01:27.77] | dān guǐ qīng guǐ |
| [01:28.64] | zài lái yī cì |
| [01:29.80] | dān guǐ qīng guǐ |
| [01:33.91] | Marge: dàn shì zhǔ gàn dào hái shì pò sǔn de a |
| [01:35.98] | Bart: bào qiàn le lǎo mā, bào mín yǐ jīng yǒu le xuǎn zé |
| [01:37.85] | All: dān guǐ qīng guǐ |
| [01:39.85] | dān guǐ qīng guǐ!!! |
| [01:41.92] | dān guǐ qīng guǐ!!! |
| [01:44.85] | dān guǐ qīng guǐ!!! |
| [01:46.17] | Homer: dān qīng... D' oh! |